Air BnB Suggestions

[peecurious94 2,717]

Hello all 🙂 I will be staying in an air BnB for 2 weeks in October, and wanted to ask for suggestions of where to discreetly pee in this house. Since I freely pee at home, it is difficult for me to think of ways to be discreet. Even in hotel rooms I am more liberal since it is a commercial business, not a private home. I will be the only one there and will have access to my carpeted bedroom and tiled bathroom, kitchen, laundry room, and living room. This house is privately owned, so I do not want to permanently (or at least detectably) ruin anything, but I do want to naughty pee while I am there. Suggestions? 

[88mphArtist 805]

Under the furniture seems like the best bet. Flip the couch and move the drawers, beds, etc, and you can piss there to your heart's content without them noticing it. Also the underside of the bare mattress would be undetectable. You can just flip it over when you're done 😇

[pguy2981 749]

I would say drink a ton and let it fly. I've began peeing on my carpet irregularly and if I'm hydrated, I can't smell anything. Also, do you plan on cleaning things when you're done peeing where you shouldn't? The only reason I pee on my carpet is the direct access to two carpet cleaners.

[barkdog 114]

Go crazy in the tiled bathroom, easy to clean

[bungholio69 268]

Well In terms of being discreet and naughty peeing I would try out the sink or the bathtub because it’s easy to clean up and leaves no evidence of you pissing in them. 

Or perhaps the trash can if you have other trash in there and has a lid along with it being a normal bag and not a clear one then go ahead and piss in that, no one would notice when they come by after you checked out your room and cleaned up the room. 

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[GenericUsername 626]

Tiled bathroom is the best option. You can pee everywhere and only clean it once a day or less.

[PeeFan86 180]

All the tiled and hardwood floors are fair game, maybe keeps some towels handy if you want a quick wipe down to keep stuff from sitting on the wood for too long.  I would also piss in every sink in the house!

[Starks2010 1,853]

I’d say use all of the carpeted rooms at least once. If you double up, use different spots. Take couch cushions off, use couch and put cushions back in place. 

[Mark3981 187]

2 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

I’d say use all of the carpeted rooms at least once. If you double up, use different spots. Take couch cushions off, use couch and put cushions back in place. 

This is the best idea i think! Hehehe

[chelseastorm 480]

Stayed at an air b&b with wooden floors I pissed on them and just cleaned with a towel ASAP. So it didn't sit. Most fun for you sounds like the tile kitchen. Cook naked, piss freely and clean up should be quick and easy

[GenericUsername 626]

The issue with wood floors is that the pee smell will sort of stay unless it's cleaned with urine remover.

[peecurious94 2,717]

Thank you all for the amazing suggestions! I love peeing on carpet, so I think staying hydrated and peeing under the furniture is the main thing I will do 🙂 

[88mphArtist 805]

47 minutes ago, peecurious94 said:

Thank you all for the amazing suggestions! I love peeing on carpet, so I think staying hydrated and peeing under the furniture is the main thing I will do 🙂 

Hope you have fun and maybe take some pics as well ^_^

[peecurious94 2,717]

I will definitely take pics! I may even do a live action thread and take suggestions! 

[Mark3981 187]

3 hours ago, peecurious94 said:

I will definitely take pics! I may even do a live action thread and take suggestions! 

Be sure to tell us when! 😊

[peecurious94 2,717]

19 hours ago, Mark3981 said:

Be sure to tell us when! 😊

I will be sure to remind you all! 

[GenericUsername 626]

Carpet sounds fun! Good luck

[Peesfully 95]

Be extra discrete and stealthy, since if the pee is detected the owner will be able to easily identify who did it (you); make sure everything dries and if you’re well hydrated that should be fine. You could try the bath mat also; it just goes into the wash and could be perceived as an accident (or from a lot of water dripping off you) if noticeably wet.

[NaughtyPissSlutLover 43]

On 9/15/2022 at 8:23 AM, Naughtydirtygirlx said:

I got a good suggestion do a pee in the sofa and try to hot the tv screen 😉 

Great idea!

[morty98 127]

If you are a smoker, and they allow you to smoke in the Air BnB, this might also cover up some smells

[Sexismygod 1,713]

I think the advice given has been good, so not much to add.  The tiled areas are obvious and can me easily cleaned.  The carpet areas are fair game in all the ways mentioned but keep in mind that discreet doesn't have to mean invisible.  Look for areas that are shaded, poorly lit, or little visited ... a small mark there would likely go unnoticed.

Remember to give everything at least 24 hours to dry fully.  If you don't plan to clean up, you could try a spray for pet pee doors.  Fair warning, I've not tried this myself so have no idea if it would work.

In summary, have fun, don't go too crazy and cause yourself trouble, and, most important, don't forget the pictures (maybe even a video or two?).  We're all eagerly awaiting your updates. 

Edited September 27, 2022 by Sexismygod

[Cluster001 86]

You can also pee on furnitures e.g. on tables, into sinks, on cupboards and so on. Afterwards you can clean the most visible pee drops with a towel or so.

Also spray some pee on walls and carpets are cool.
 

Walk naked through the apartment an christening as most as you can do.

[peecurious94 2,717]

@Cluster001 I intend to be nude the entire time I am there...even if other people are staying there 🙂 

@Sexismygod thank you for your input! I will definitely be posting pics...unsure about videos (depends on how frisky I am feeling ;))  

[Sexismygod 1,713]

1 hour ago, peecurious94 said:

@Cluster001 I intend to be nude the entire time I am there...even if other people are staying there 🙂 

Sounds like my kind of holiday 😎