Air BnB Suggestions

[peecurious94 3,268]

Hello all 🙂 I will be staying in an air BnB for 2 weeks in October, and wanted to ask for suggestions of where to discreetly pee in this house. Since I freely pee at home, it is difficult for me to think of ways to be discreet. Even in hotel rooms I am more liberal since it is a commercial business, not a private home. I will be the only one there and will have access to my carpeted bedroom and tiled bathroom, kitchen, laundry room, and living room. This house is privately owned, so I do not want to permanently (or at least detectably) ruin anything, but I do want to naughty pee while I am there. Suggestions? 

[88mphArtist 970]

Under the furniture seems like the best bet. Flip the couch and move the drawers, beds, etc, and you can piss there to your heart's content without them noticing it. Also the underside of the bare mattress would be undetectable. You can just flip it over when you're done 😇

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[GenericUsername 1,109]

Tiled bathroom is the best option. You can pee everywhere and only clean it once a day or less.

[PeeFan86 288]

All the tiled and hardwood floors are fair game, maybe keeps some towels handy if you want a quick wipe down to keep stuff from sitting on the wood for too long.  I would also piss in every sink in the house!

[Starks2010 2,197]

I’d say use all of the carpeted rooms at least once. If you double up, use different spots. Take couch cushions off, use couch and put cushions back in place. 

[Mark3981 326]

2 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

I’d say use all of the carpeted rooms at least once. If you double up, use different spots. Take couch cushions off, use couch and put cushions back in place. 

This is the best idea i think! Hehehe

[chelseastorm 588]

Stayed at an air b&b with wooden floors I pissed on them and just cleaned with a towel ASAP. So it didn't sit. Most fun for you sounds like the tile kitchen. Cook naked, piss freely and clean up should be quick and easy

[GenericUsername 1,109]

The issue with wood floors is that the pee smell will sort of stay unless it's cleaned with urine remover.

[peecurious94 3,268]

Thank you all for the amazing suggestions! I love peeing on carpet, so I think staying hydrated and peeing under the furniture is the main thing I will do 🙂 

[88mphArtist 970]

47 minutes ago, peecurious94 said:

Thank you all for the amazing suggestions! I love peeing on carpet, so I think staying hydrated and peeing under the furniture is the main thing I will do 🙂 

Hope you have fun and maybe take some pics as well ^_^

[peecurious94 3,268]

I will definitely take pics! I may even do a live action thread and take suggestions! 

[Mark3981 326]

3 hours ago, peecurious94 said:

I will definitely take pics! I may even do a live action thread and take suggestions! 

Be sure to tell us when! 😊

[peecurious94 3,268]

19 hours ago, Mark3981 said:

Be sure to tell us when! 😊

I will be sure to remind you all! 

[GenericUsername 1,109]

Carpet sounds fun! Good luck

[Peesfully 237]

Be extra discrete and stealthy, since if the pee is detected the owner will be able to easily identify who did it (you); make sure everything dries and if you’re well hydrated that should be fine. You could try the bath mat also; it just goes into the wash and could be perceived as an accident (or from a lot of water dripping off you) if noticeably wet.

[NaughtyPissSlutLover 120]

On 9/15/2022 at 8:23 AM, Naughtydirtygirlx said:

I got a good suggestion do a pee in the sofa and try to hot the tv screen 😉 

Great idea!

[morty98 262]

If you are a smoker, and they allow you to smoke in the Air BnB, this might also cover up some smells

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I think the advice given has been good, so not much to add.  The tiled areas are obvious and can me easily cleaned.  The carpet areas are fair game in all the ways mentioned but keep in mind that discreet doesn't have to mean invisible.  Look for areas that are shaded, poorly lit, or little visited ... a small mark there would likely go unnoticed.

Remember to give everything at least 24 hours to dry fully.  If you don't plan to clean up, you could try a spray for pet pee doors.  Fair warning, I've not tried this myself so have no idea if it would work.

In summary, have fun, don't go too crazy and cause yourself trouble, and, most important, don't forget the pictures (maybe even a video or two?).  We're all eagerly awaiting your updates. 

Edited September 27, 2022 by Sexismygod

[Cluster001 98]

You can also pee on furnitures e.g. on tables, into sinks, on cupboards and so on. Afterwards you can clean the most visible pee drops with a towel or so.

Also spray some pee on walls and carpets are cool.
 

Walk naked through the apartment an christening as most as you can do.

[peecurious94 3,268]

@Cluster001 I intend to be nude the entire time I am there...even if other people are staying there 🙂 

@Sexismygod thank you for your input! I will definitely be posting pics...unsure about videos (depends on how frisky I am feeling ;))  

[Sexismygod 1,782]

1 hour ago, peecurious94 said:

@Cluster001 I intend to be nude the entire time I am there...even if other people are staying there 🙂 

Sounds like my kind of holiday 😎

[peecurious94 3,268]

On 9/27/2022 at 8:02 PM, Sexismygod said:

Sounds like my kind of holiday 😎

I also want to go out in their backyard nude, but I am unsure about how the neighbors will feel about that.

[GenericUsername 1,109]

9 hours ago, peecurious94 said:

I also want to go out in their backyard nude, but I am unsure about how the neighbors will feel about that.

Best not to risk it, especially if there is no fence. I only go in the backyard nude when it’s really late and dark out. Watch out for security cameras from the house or from neighbors.

[zorba3189 5,366]

I’ve done a few air bnb’s before and here’s some naughty pees I remember:  

-  There was a slight distance between where the stove sat and the countertop. I hopped up and sat on the countertop and peed down into the crack as best I could.  Most of the pee puddled under and behind the stove.  The little bit that did run out onto the kitchen floor I wiped up.   
 

- In the laundry room, I squatted and sprayed my pee in between the washing machine and wall letting my pee puddle on the concrete floor there, but out of sight as it was a dark area. 
 

- In one the closets, they had a several large cardboard boxes full of random stuff (old decorations, small pillows, odds and ends).  I sat on of these boxes down and relieved my bladder on its contents.   Then later I peed on the carpet where the boxes had been sitting and then put the boxes back in place.  
 

- There was a large decorative vase that had fake branches in it.  I removed the branches and peed into the vase, then put the branches back in place.  
 

Maybe you can borrow some of these ideas.  Happy naughty peeing!!!  Do tell us the details of your exploits!    

Kisses,  Z.