Why must this organ pee so predictably!?

[Eliminature 5,209]

I love peeing into other people's puddles, but I only want to stand. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

It's interesting, I've been giving this a bit of thought - especially after the questions @Eliminature expressed, and thoughts on the consistency of peeing through a penis.

First of all pretty much all of my pees for the last couple of days have been hands free, and I've been carefully considering and examining the feeling that results.  The sad news is there seems to be very little feeling - right at the tip as my pee emerges I can feel the warmth of the liquid and it feels lovely, but very little other feeling.  If I do use my fingertips to direct my stream them I can feel the pressure and flow against my fingertips (as any of the ladies holding a penis may have felt) and I also feel that reaction of flowing liquid against my fingertips from within too.

In terms of the consistency, sometimes I pee with more pressure - if I put my mind to it I can manage the length of the bathtub.   At other times (it's an age thing I think) my flow would barely pass my lowered jeans.  The other variation can come from my foreskin - if I pull back slightly I can increase the pressure of my flow.  Sometimes as well, if my foreskin isn't seated back loosely and neatly after being pulled back it can turn my stream into a lawn sprinkler, ready to surprise me spraying over the wall at the side of the toilet, my knees and anywhere in between.

Predictable mostly but not always...

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

If men's streams were so predictable, then a lot less clean-up would be required around toilets and urinals.

I feel there is a fairly good idea of where my stream will land, but until I start the stream, I cannot be sure.  Of course, I quickly make corrections to keep it on the intended target. LOL

[LovesToWet 3,803]

17 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Have you considered removing it from your trousers first?  

Where's the fun in that! Lol

[Takashi96 1,078]

1 hour ago, LovesToWet said:

Where's the fun in that! Lol

I never claimed it was fun. 

[Takashi96 1,078]

9 hours ago, DoctorDoctor said:

If men's streams were so predictable, then a lot less clean-up would be required around toilets and urinals.

I feel there is a fairly good idea of where my stream will land, but until I start the stream, I cannot be sure.  Of course, I quickly make corrections to keep it on the intended target. LOL

My stream is perfectly manageable. It's just that the first and (especially) last few drops are less eager to comply. Furthermore, I must disagree you on the predictability factor. I assure you I can predict precisely where my first and last drops are going every time. And that's on the floor.

Edited September 8, 2022 by Takashi96

[Takashi96 1,078]

11 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

It's interesting, I've been giving this a bit of thought - especially after the questions @Eliminature expressed, and thoughts on the consistency of peeing through a penis.

First of all pretty much all of my pees for the last couple of days have been hands free, and I've been carefully considering and examining the feeling that results.  The sad news is there seems to be very little feeling - right at the tip as my pee emerges I can feel the warmth of the liquid and it feels lovely, but very little other feeling.  If I do use my fingertips to direct my stream them I can feel the pressure and flow against my fingertips (as any of the ladies holding a penis may have felt) and I also feel that reaction of flowing liquid against my fingertips from within too.

In terms of the consistency, sometimes I pee with more pressure - if I put my mind to it I can manage the length of the bathtub.   At other times (it's an age thing I think) my flow would barely pass my lowered jeans.  The other variation can come from my foreskin - if I pull back slightly I can increase the pressure of my flow.  Sometimes as well, if my foreskin isn't seated back loosely and neatly after being pulled back it can turn my stream into a lawn sprinkler, ready to surprise me spraying over the wall at the side of the toilet, my knees and anywhere in between.

Predictable mostly but not always...

The struggle is real. My days of the high pressure arcs, once affectionately referred to as "the rooster tail" from a super foxy Mexican drinking companion (with a cinema worthy accent) have long since passed. 

[Takashi96 1,078]

13 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I love peeing into other people's puddles, but I only want to stand. 

At that point in my existence I had only seen brief glimpses of female genitalia in the porn mags of others. I'd never seen a girl's secret source of urination. And I'd heard conflicting reports on how their streams exited their complicated nether regions. Furthermore, I had only the vaguest idea of how they peed without a toilet. I'd heard there was squatting involved, though most the girls I knew would avoid it at all costs. I used to wonder if any girl had ever successfully peed upright? The fantasy of seeing it performed successfully overwhelmed me. Had we been classmates, and I witnessed you doing what you do in your pictures, over my puddle or anywhere else for that matter....I would have instantly jettisoned all the cargo of my loins into my dungarees. Hands free. 

 

[mickymoist 3,515]

Definitely agree with what  @Alfresco said, have tried all these and it's so much fun 👍🏻

[mickymoist 3,515]

On 9/7/2022 at 9:45 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

 

Predictable mostly but not always...

Perfectly put and nicely described 😁

[Alfresco 11,638]

On 9/7/2022 at 10:57 PM, DoctorDoctor said:

If men's streams were so predictable, then a lot less clean-up would be required around toilets and urinals.

I feel there is a fairly good idea of where my stream will land, but until I start the stream, I cannot be sure.  Of course, I quickly make corrections to keep it on the intended target. LOL

On the predictability of aiming, I find that the vast majority of times everything is predictable in aiming, BUT there are a few times when for some bizarre reason, my stream starts as two streams going off at different angles.   In those cases, I presume that it is either due to a stray hair or maybe the flesh at the eye sticking slightly together.   Whatever the reason, what happens in those circumstances is that I stand facing the intended target and aim as normal, then I start peeing and generate two streams; neither of which goes the direction which is expected.  Now if this is outside, then it isn't a problem, but if at home and using the toilet, I end up with both streams missing the toilet and I have to choose to correct so one hits the toilet, but the other one still misses, and as I've now changed position, it misses by a large amount.  Then the blockage clears after a couple of seconds and the two stream resume as one, but now I'm facing slightly away from the target, so now the whole stream misses the toilet.   Of course I can quickly move back to target but the net result is that there is a certain amount of pee on the floor.  

I suspect that in public toilets, some of the mess is from cases like this, some is from people who deliberately miss with a bit and some is from people with slightly unpredictable starting and stopping.   Also, you often see small amounts of pee just in front of the urinals - I think this is where people avoid standing too close to the urinal and when their flow wanes, the last few drips fall straight downwards and hit the floor.  I know that happens to me.  It is partly from the desire not to get too close and touch the plumbing.   

[Alfresco 11,638]

I've just posted an example of a less predictable peeing position for men in my "Alfresco Peeing" thread.   I was sitting on a bench and peed onto the ground next to a path very discretely with only the very tip of my dick exposed.  You can read about it and see pictures at the post linked below.  Also plenty other posts in that thread of me peeing in different places and different styles if you haven't seen it before.

 

 

[Kupar 13,341]

10 hours ago, Simpfan said:

Since having his TURP procedure (prostate trimmed), peeing has been a whole new adventure for my guy, and not solely positive. Since he resumed the testosterone shots (HRT for the Klinefelters), he once again has a delay. He can no longer properly aim. Sometimes he blames his belly fat for not seeing or sensing that his cock hasn't left the confines of his clothing before peeing. Sometimes he has to pee outside because he can't aim (I offered to help him). He's thinking about having his prostate completely removed, which horrifies me, because I hadn't anticipated going into a sexless marriage. Last week he experienced some stress incontinence, which I hadn't known that men could also experience. I explained that it's common for some women. Every day is a new one though. A plus of further surgery could be that he wouldn't run a risk of developing prostate cancer. And he'd be able to pee. I'll keep praying for God to work it out somehow.

I really hope things improve. He (and you) have been through so much. Sending hugs

[Peesfully 237]

Best way, for me, to spray in an  unpredictable way is to pee while walking with hands off. That can be while nude outdoors, or in an empty hotel corridor with penis exposed (bottomless or in an improvised way, such as wearing a skirt with the front hem brought up and tucked into the waistband). The stream swirls and sways around in all kinds of crazy ways!

[Spectator9 304]

On 11/5/2022 at 7:49 AM, Simpfan said:

Since having his TURP procedure (prostate trimmed), peeing has been a whole new adventure for my guy, and not solely positive. Since he resumed the testosterone shots (HRT for the Klinefelters), he once again has a delay. He can no longer properly aim. Sometimes he blames his belly fat for not seeing or sensing that his cock hasn't left the confines of his clothing before peeing. Sometimes he has to pee outside because he can't aim (I offered to help him). He's thinking about having his prostate completely removed, which horrifies me, because I hadn't anticipated going into a sexless marriage. Last week he experienced some stress incontinence, which I hadn't known that men could also experience. I explained that it's common for some women. Every day is a new one though. A plus of further surgery could be that he wouldn't run a risk of developing prostate cancer. And he'd be able to pee. I'll keep praying for God to work it out somehow.

I had a similar procedure except it was done by laser, and because it greatly improved my rate of flow, the stream is more predictable.  Previously, my weak stream was easily misdirected and I sometimes dribbled on the floor or on my pants, but now it shoots straight out.  Your guy needs to have a chat with his surgeon to see why the results have not been satisfactory.

[Mojovo 47]

On 8/18/2022 at 7:27 PM, DoeHaze said:

i think peeing can be fun for everyone mind you, but gosh I wish I could mark up a wall as well as some guys.

 

 

 

 

You could learn how to pee standing up if you haven't already.

[Mojovo 47]

On 8/19/2022 at 3:23 AM, Peenicks said:

As a penis-haver who is also occasionally a gal sometimes I'll pull my pants and/or underwear down and squat so I don't have to bother aiming (but mostly cuz it's just fun😛) 

fellow penis-haver here, I do the same. it can be very fun.

[Mojovo 47]

I understand, personally I'm often jealous of how the ladies can wet themselves more sneakily

not to mention female wetting is more aesthetic in my opinoin