Bacardi- Ask Me Anything

[Banzai 515]

 

Hi. What is the most special place where you peed?

[Bacardi 9,186]

4 hours ago, Banzai said:

 

Hi. What is the most special place where you peed?

Probably in the corner of my bedroom. It was the first pee I ever had on the floor of the first home that I own 😁 

[Banzai 515]

Do you like to pee in the tub when you wash?

[Bacardi 9,186]

1 hour ago, Banzai said:

Do you like to pee in the tub when you wash?

I don't often lay down and take baths, but every day in the shower I usually pee 🤗

[Goatscabinfragrance 4]

Is there any sort of color, pattern or texture in carpets that makes them especially irresistible for you to pee on them?

What does usually get you in the mood to be creative with pee? What instead kills the mood for you?

[Bacardi 9,186]

10 hours ago, Goatscabinfragrance said:

Is there any sort of color, pattern or texture in carpets that makes them especially irresistible for you to pee on them?

I usually prefer thicker carpets, like the carpets you find in homes rather than hotels. I guess cause it's what I have the most experience peeing on, and when it comes to my porn I tend to like hotel videos less. 

10 hours ago, Goatscabinfragrance said:

What does usually get you in the mood to be creative with pee?

 

I think a lot of it depends on who I talk with. If I'm by myself and watch/read some porn I usually don't feel like having a pee in the sink or floor or whatever. But I can think of two occasions where I was having really hot conversations with some friends on the forum and decided to have a pee somewhere different: once in a mug and once on the floor in the corner of my bed room. None of thst would have happened if I was alone lol.

10 hours ago, Goatscabinfragrance said:

What instead kills the mood for you?

I think the only thing that really kills the mood for me is when I am looking through porn and can't find anything to my taste. It's why I don't watch porn regularly. I like to read porn more because then I can kinda imagine my own scenarios in my head. 

[Jar351 397]

If you can't find a carpet what will you pee on instead?

[Bacardi 9,186]

10 hours ago, Jar351 said:

If you can't find a carpet what will you pee on instead?

Probably outside lol if this is a continuation of the last question. If not then I'd probably just find a boring toilet 😅

[Sophie 23,109]

[Bacardi 9,186]

On 12/24/2023 at 12:04 PM, Sophie said:

A. I think B looks too much like a dick.

[Sophie 23,109]

If you had to sleep with a mermaid, which would you rather was the fish half? 

[Bacardi 9,186]

26 minutes ago, Sophie said:

If you had to sleep with a mermaid, which would you rather was the fish half? 

I find centaurs much more attractive than mermaids can we change the mythical character lol. 

[Sophie 23,109]

If you had to sleep with a centaur, which would you rather was the horse half? 

[Kupar 12,489]

4 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I find centaurs much more attractive than mermaids can we change the mythical character lol. 

Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine.

Edited January 27 by Kupar
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[Bacardi 9,186]

On 1/27/2024 at 8:46 AM, Kupar said:

Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine.

Strange Kupar. That looks a lot like me if I were a mermaid and you, if you were getting your dick sucked by a mermaid 🤔🤔

On 1/27/2024 at 8:45 AM, Sophie said:

If you had to sleep with a centaur, which would you rather was the horse half? 

It's not zoophillia if it's a mythical creature right? Lol. I see them walking around all the time in Hogwarts Legacy and want them to bend me over just the way they are 😬👀

[Kupar 12,489]

21 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Strange Kupar. That looks a lot like me if I were a mermaid and you, if you were getting your dick sucked by a mermaid 🤔🤔

😁

[on the porch 333]

On 5/31/2022 at 10:52 AM, muffinhuntr said:

Question: I see pics of women in the same position, squatting, peeing. Some pee straight down, some pee out in front. some in an  arc, and some have split streams. Some pee all over their thigh or ass some are neater and don't spill any. why do different women pee differently?

 

Ruth here , that why there is chocolate and vanilla ice cream , something different for different people . This is very new in my life ,I'm still learning ,and having fun too 

[Sophie 23,109]

Would you like a duck?

[TrashyToni 106]

On 1/29/2024 at 3:06 PM, Bacardi said:

It's not zoophillia if it's a mythical creature right? Lol. I see them walking around all the time in Hogwarts Legacy and want them to bend me over just the way they are 😬👀

Yeah, bet you do. It’s not a hard question like it is with mermaids really.  I mean who’d have a horse face and a human dick over a human face and a horse cock?

[Bacardi 9,186]

1 hour ago, Sophie said:

Would you like a duck?

Sure! A blue billed duck please!

Would you like a hedgehog?

[Sophie 23,109]

Just now, Bacardi said:

Sure! A blue billed duck please!

Would you like a hedgehog?

Yes please!

[gldenwetgoose 20,273]

....  or would you prefer - a Goose

 

(I'm kidding of course - you already know you've got me - answer Sophie's question instead)

[Bacardi 9,186]

17 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

....  or would you prefer - a Goose

 

(I'm kidding of course - you already know you've got me - answer Sophie's question instead)

Goose, until I met you I hadn't the slightest clue how many species of geese there actually were lol. I could only think of the Canadian geese or the white ones with orange bills.

[Adidas105 92]

On 6/9/2022 at 11:59 PM, Bacardi said:

1. I wish for a really good job that pays a lot and that I'll enjoy for the rest of my life. 

2. I wish I could have one big, wet party with all of my peefans friends. You guys don't know how badly I want to hug all of you 😭

3. I wish every animal I came across would be my friend and wouldn't mind being my pets. I'm trying to cuddle up at night with a tiger and keep an elephant in my back yard. 

Well....come to think of it there is only one person in Italy and Many, many, many of you in the UK. Maybe I need to switch some things up here 🤣

A Bently (even tho I am trying to get an electric car to circumvent these hellishly high gas prices 😵). 1. I have no need for a super car because I'm not into racing. 2. Where the fuck am I going to go with a monster truck? 3. You know what else is the color yellow that I love? 💛

You want a Bentley? 

[Adidas105 92]

I recall reading somewhere an Italian woman holds the world pissing distance competition at about 30 feet. What's the best distance in feet you have achieved? And not from off a bridge.....but from a sitting or squating or standing on flat ground ?