A_AShes 470 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 6 hours ago, Adidas105 said: You want a Bentley? Automatic? https://twwholesale.co.uk/bentley-plunger/ 1 Quote Link to post
Adidas105 92 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 7 minutes ago, A_AShes said: Automatic? https://twwholesale.co.uk/bentley-plunger/ I need a massage.....can you help? Quote Link to post
A_AShes 470 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 6 minutes ago, Adidas105 said: I need a massage.....can you help? Bentley massage? Yes you are welcome...! Quote Link to post
Adidas105 92 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, A_AShes said: Bentley massage? Yes you are welcome...! When and where? I've got a dreadful blockage.... Quote Link to post
A_AShes 470 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Adidas105 said: When and where? I've got a dreadful blockage.... Do you prefer Picadilly or London Bridge Dungeon? I do not reccomend waxing at M-me Tussauds...in your case 1 Quote Link to post
Adidas105 92 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, A_AShes said: Do you prefer Picadilly or London Bridge Dungeon? I do not reccomend waxing at M-me Tussauds...in your case London Bridge dungeon....lots of torture equipment Quote Link to post
A_AShes 470 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 minutes ago, Adidas105 said: London Bridge dungeon....lots of torture equipment Good choice , keeping parking for @Bacardi's Bentley... Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 13 9 hours ago, Adidas105 said: What's the best distance in feet you have achieved? And not from off a bridge.....but from a sitting or squating or standing on flat ground Unfortunately when I pee it goes straight between my feet lol. No distance for me! The other day I propped my leg up on the counter and tried to pee on the wall across from the toilet but it was too far away and I didn't get far past the toilet rim. I have had luck tho peeing vertically! Every time I take a bath I like to sink down, spread my legs, lift up, and pee. I dont really have an approximation cause I'm bad with numbers, but it was a lot higher than I ever expected the first time. 4 3 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 On 1/28/2024 at 12:16 AM, Kupar said: Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine. A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine) Is there room for one more mermaid here or am I too late to this underwater party? 🧜♀️ Erm….and a female head and boobs with a shiny, scaly tail is the only way I’ll take my mermaids, thank you. Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 14 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine) Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes! 1 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I happen to have exclusive secret pics of Bacardi with her hot Italian lover having wet, passionate times under the Mediterranean…💙💚 1 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes! I wouldn’t put it past him! Kupar can do anything. 😉 Ok! Well, you will need to either grow some secret gills to breathe underwater or hold your breath for …I don’t know…how long does a blow-job take!? 😆 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Meanwhile, Kupar has come down to collect me from somewhere off the coast of Australia…😉💚 1 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 11 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: I happen to have exclusive secret pics of Bacardi with her hot Italian lover having wet, passionate times under the Mediterranean…💙💚 Girl.........Yes PLEASE 🥵🥵🥵 8 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: how long does a blow-job take!? 😆 I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜 1 1 Quote Link to post
DoctorDoctor 1,072 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 5 minutes ago, Bacardi said: I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜 I am not sure if that makes them last shorter or longer. 😜 4 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 2 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Girl.........Yes PLEASE 🥵🥵🥵 I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜 That’s the difference between you and I. I am impatient and over-enthusiastic.😆 Typical Aries! But …having a cock in my mouth, especially underwater, is such a magical and enjoyable experience, I would try my best to make it last a while. Who needs air anyway…it’s overrated….! Oh well, seems our Kupar will get the best of both worlds. Some people are just born under a lucky star. 💚 And your Italian lover is hot as hell, girl. 😉 Reminds me of my movies crush, Aquaman. 💖 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: And your Italian lover is hot as hell, girl. 😉 Reminds me of my movies crush, Aquaman How do mermaid have sex with each other anyway? Please let me know so I can envision this properly lol. 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 @MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands. 2 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 minutes ago, Bacardi said: How do mermaid have sex with each other anyway? Please let me know so I can envision this properly lol. So glad you asked! Sorry for the copy-paste but this explains it well…(with some edits thrown in from me) Merpeople are very gender-fluid, but usually they fall into the categories of mermaids, mermen and male mermaids. Merpeople have genitalia similar to ours except on their front, with their anuses right above their private parts. Mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises in sheaths, kind of like dolphins, and male mermaids have both penises and vaginas Edit: (apparently, though I myself have never seen it) Q: How do merpeople have sex? When any group of merpeople love each other very much, they rub their parts against each other, sometimes inside each other, in a special, watery cuddle. Edit: yes, mermaids have group sex for fun …not just to make babies. Sunset is a great time for this. Q: How do merpeople and humans have sex? Because humans can't breathe under water, if they want to have sex with a merperson, they need to get out of the water for a little bit. Merpeople can be out of the water for up to 12 hours, but they can't walk, so this means having to have sex on the beach (don't do this in Florida). More… https://www.wweek.com/portland/article-25067-the-talk-how-to-explain-mermaid-sex-to-your-kids.html 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 2 minutes ago, Bacardi said: @MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands. Wow! Amazing! and yes it does!!! 🤣 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 minutes ago, Bacardi said: @MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands. What does it create if you ask it to draw a man from East Anglia with a perfect body and cock of a rather satisfying size? 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,186 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Just now, MidoriLemonade85 said: What does it create if you ask it to draw a man from East Anglia with a perfect body and cock of a rather satisfying size? I dont think it'll let us make one with a giant cock lol. https://www.bing.com/images/create Here try it yourself. It's free. 1 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Just now, Bacardi said: I dont think it'll let us make one with a giant cock lol. https://www.bing.com/images/create Here try it yourself. It's free. Ooooh fun!!!! Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: Ooooh fun!!!! Nah that one demands me to sign in. This one is way fun though… https://www.craiyon.com/ Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,938 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Midori has been having fun with AI… @Kupar as a merman…💙 1 Quote Link to post
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