Sophie 24,410 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 If you had to sleep with a mermaid, which would you rather was the fish half? 2 Link to post
Bacardi 10,131 Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 26 minutes ago, Sophie said: If you had to sleep with a mermaid, which would you rather was the fish half? I find centaurs much more attractive than mermaids can we change the mythical character lol. Link to post
Sophie 24,410 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 If you had to sleep with a centaur, which would you rather was the horse half? Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 13,339 Posted January 27 Popular Post Share Posted January 27 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Bacardi said: I find centaurs much more attractive than mermaids can we change the mythical character lol. Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine. Edited January 27 by Kupar Typo 1 1 2 2 Link to post
Bacardi 10,131 Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 On 1/27/2024 at 8:46 AM, Kupar said: Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine. Strange Kupar. That looks a lot like me if I were a mermaid and you, if you were getting your dick sucked by a mermaid 🤔🤔 On 1/27/2024 at 8:45 AM, Sophie said: If you had to sleep with a centaur, which would you rather was the horse half? It's not zoophillia if it's a mythical creature right? Lol. I see them walking around all the time in Hogwarts Legacy and want them to bend me over just the way they are 😬👀 1 2 Link to post
Kupar 13,339 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 21 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Strange Kupar. That looks a lot like me if I were a mermaid and you, if you were getting your dick sucked by a mermaid 🤔🤔 😁 1 Link to post
on the porch 709 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 5/31/2022 at 10:52 AM, muffinhuntr said: Question: I see pics of women in the same position, squatting, peeing. Some pee straight down, some pee out in front. some in an arc, and some have split streams. Some pee all over their thigh or ass some are neater and don't spill any. why do different women pee differently? Ruth here , that why there is chocolate and vanilla ice cream , something different for different people . This is very new in my life ,I'm still learning ,and having fun too 1 Link to post
TrashyToni 143 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 1/29/2024 at 3:06 PM, Bacardi said: It's not zoophillia if it's a mythical creature right? Lol. I see them walking around all the time in Hogwarts Legacy and want them to bend me over just the way they are 😬👀 Yeah, bet you do. It’s not a hard question like it is with mermaids really. I mean who’d have a horse face and a human dick over a human face and a horse cock? 1 Link to post
Bacardi 10,131 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 1 hour ago, Sophie said: Would you like a duck? Sure! A blue billed duck please! Would you like a hedgehog? 1 Link to post
Sophie 24,410 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Just now, Bacardi said: Sure! A blue billed duck please! Would you like a hedgehog? Yes please! 4 Link to post
gldenwetgoose 21,486 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 .... or would you prefer - a Goose (I'm kidding of course - you already know you've got me - answer Sophie's question instead) 3 Link to post
Bacardi 10,131 Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 17 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: .... or would you prefer - a Goose (I'm kidding of course - you already know you've got me - answer Sophie's question instead) Goose, until I met you I hadn't the slightest clue how many species of geese there actually were lol. I could only think of the Canadian geese or the white ones with orange bills. 2 Link to post
Adidas105 140 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 6/9/2022 at 11:59 PM, Bacardi said: 1. I wish for a really good job that pays a lot and that I'll enjoy for the rest of my life. 2. I wish I could have one big, wet party with all of my peefans friends. You guys don't know how badly I want to hug all of you 😭 3. I wish every animal I came across would be my friend and wouldn't mind being my pets. I'm trying to cuddle up at night with a tiger and keep an elephant in my back yard. Well....come to think of it there is only one person in Italy and Many, many, many of you in the UK. Maybe I need to switch some things up here 🤣 A Bently (even tho I am trying to get an electric car to circumvent these hellishly high gas prices 😵). 1. I have no need for a super car because I'm not into racing. 2. Where the fuck am I going to go with a monster truck? 3. You know what else is the color yellow that I love? 💛 You want a Bentley? Link to post
Adidas105 140 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 I recall reading somewhere an Italian woman holds the world pissing distance competition at about 30 feet. What's the best distance in feet you have achieved? And not from off a bridge.....but from a sitting or squating or standing on flat ground ? Link to post
A_AShes 538 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 6 hours ago, Adidas105 said: You want a Bentley? Automatic? https://twwholesale.co.uk/bentley-plunger/ 1 Link to post
Adidas105 140 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 7 minutes ago, A_AShes said: Automatic? https://twwholesale.co.uk/bentley-plunger/ I need a massage.....can you help? Link to post
A_AShes 538 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 6 minutes ago, Adidas105 said: I need a massage.....can you help? Bentley massage? Yes you are welcome...! Link to post
Adidas105 140 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, A_AShes said: Bentley massage? Yes you are welcome...! When and where? I've got a dreadful blockage.... Link to post
A_AShes 538 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 minute ago, Adidas105 said: When and where? I've got a dreadful blockage.... Do you prefer Picadilly or London Bridge Dungeon? I do not reccomend waxing at M-me Tussauds...in your case 1 Link to post
Adidas105 140 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 minutes ago, A_AShes said: Do you prefer Picadilly or London Bridge Dungeon? I do not reccomend waxing at M-me Tussauds...in your case London Bridge dungeon....lots of torture equipment Link to post
A_AShes 538 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 2 minutes ago, Adidas105 said: London Bridge dungeon....lots of torture equipment Good choice , keeping parking for @Bacardi's Bentley... Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 10,131 Posted February 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 13 9 hours ago, Adidas105 said: What's the best distance in feet you have achieved? And not from off a bridge.....but from a sitting or squating or standing on flat ground Unfortunately when I pee it goes straight between my feet lol. No distance for me! The other day I propped my leg up on the counter and tried to pee on the wall across from the toilet but it was too far away and I didn't get far past the toilet rim. I have had luck tho peeing vertically! Every time I take a bath I like to sink down, spread my legs, lift up, and pee. I dont really have an approximation cause I'm bad with numbers, but it was a lot higher than I ever expected the first time. 4 3 Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 2,366 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 On 1/28/2024 at 12:16 AM, Kupar said: Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine. A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine) Is there room for one more mermaid here or am I too late to this underwater party? 🧜♀️ Erm….and a female head and boobs with a shiny, scaly tail is the only way I’ll take my mermaids, thank you. Link to post
Bacardi 10,131 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 14 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine) Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes! 1 1 Link to post
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