Alfresco's Pee Sightings

[whiskey35 301]

Sounds like a very productive night @Alfresco, looking forward to reading about the others. 🙂

[Alfresco 11,151]

Well it has been a very dry spell with respect to sightings for me - not having the chance to get out on my own to the right places at the right times, but on Saturday I was on my own at a smallish event - it was a family fun day with elements of a small music festival.   Arena with motorcycle stunt shows, parachute display team,  and such like in the afternoon and then a bit of music in the evening on a stage, with fairground running in the afternoon and evening.  As I was driving there I thought there might be a chance to catch some peeing.   I did have some luck, but not as many sightings as I might have hoped.   I saw four ladies peeing, a couple of near misses and about 20 guys peeing away from the toilets.

Unfortunately they provided far too many toilets.  There were 50 portaloos all lined up at one side of the field, with a gap in the middle that led to an area with a large sign saying "URINALS".   In that area were 10 of those pods which allow four people to stand around them to pee.   I say "people" because there was nothing to say that they were only for men.  So a total of 90 toilets and already I was a bit thinking this might not be as good as I'd hoped.  Through the afternoon there were people using the toilets continuously but there were no large queues.   I started thinking that it might get more interesting as people drank more from the bars and maybe as the evening appeared.

The area behind the portaloos had a strip of grass where a service lorry was parked, then a dirt track and then a wooded area.   I thought this would be an obvious place to go and pee if the queues got bad.   Also, the fairground was the opposite side of the site so I thought that maybe some people might not want to bother trekking across the site and might go amongst the lorries that were behind the rides to the perimeter of the site.

Later on in the evening, some of the toilets were getting in quite a bad state with ladies often opening multiple toilets before finding one that they deemed acceptable to use.   I thought that this, combined with surges in usage between band sets might lead to more people finding alternatives.

In the end I saw the following (I will write the ladies pees up in more detail separately):

- Over the evening about 15-20 guys walking to the side of the toilets and peeing in the woods near the edge of the track.  They must have either wanted to pee outside or didn't care because there was no way that all 40 urinals were in use at any one time.

- Three guys at different times walked behind the fairground rides into the area where lorries were parked and peed in the hedge.  Interestingly two of them did so in full view of people on one of the fairground rides and also there was a guy sat in the cab of his pickup truck who could see them.  The other guy was more discrete and went between a truck and the hedge.

- One woman went behind the toilets and peed in a well lit area.

- One woman went into the woods behind a tree just a few metres from the road/track.

- One woman went further into the woods and squatted leaning against a tree.

- One woman went behind some bushes in the woods.

- A lady who was operating one of the fairground rides came rushing out from behind one of the rides and went back to her ride where people were waiting.  Could have been for another reason, but I like to think she was busy but just had to dive round the back for a quick pee.

- Another near miss as Two ladies (public, not ride operators) walked out from behind the fairground rides and re-joined their group.  I can't think why else they would go round the back, but I wish I had seen them heading in that direction.

- One woman leaving the urinal area.  She was alone and I just spotted her coming out of the urinal area.   I wish I had seen her go in, as I'd love to know whether she used the urinal in a forward standing position, used the urinal by backing up to it, or simply squatted and peed in the grass in the relative privacy of the urinal fencing rather than out in the open.   Whichever it was, she was quite brave to go in there as there were guys going in and out all of the time so she would know that there was a good chance that guys would see her.

That's all for now, but I will write up the four proper sightings when I can.

[pwpj 458]

Glad to hear you were able to get a couple of sightings, my summer has been similarly bad too!

[Alfresco 11,151]

The following sketch is the general layout of the vicinity of the sightings.  The rectangle marked as Portaloos represents a row of 30 portaloos.   Each blue circle in the area marked urinals is one of those freestanding urinals which has four positions around it.   There were another 20 portaloos to the left of the entrance to the urinals and another 5 urinal stations to the left of the entrance.  The truck behind the portaloos was a service truck which was facing to the left (you will see why that is relevant in a short while.  The numbers in square represents the position of each of the ladies when they peed.

First sighting of the day came around 7:00pm.  Still very much light outside.   Most of the afternoon stunt shows and demonstrations in the arena had drawn to a close and it was moving into the evening musical entertainment on the stage.  The market stalls, food outlets and fairground were also still popular.  

I was in the field area when I noticed a slim lady, probably late 30s, with black trousers and a black jacket standing at the right hand end of the row of portaloos.   It seemed that she was waiting for someone.   After a short time, a guy came out of one of the portaloos and started talking to her.   She was gesticulating at the toilets and clearly wasn't happy with the condition of them.   The guy waved his hand towards the gap between the portaloos and the market stalls as if to say "Well if you don't like them then go round the back".   This is exactly what she did.   She walked through the gap and turned left behind the portaloos.  Meanwhile the guy started talking to another guy.   

I walked as quickly as I could without drawing attention and headed through the gap.  I thought the guy might stop me, but he didn't say anything and carried on talking to his mate.  As I drew level with the portaloos, I looked to the left and immediately saw the lady squatted down to my left, with her back to the portaloos.  It had taken me a little time to get there and she was just finishing up, so she must have had no hesitation in getting started.  She also didn't bother with trying to get any additional cover other than being behind the loos which screened her from the people in the field.   I saw her raise up from her squat into a standing position, pulling up her trousers as she stood.  I got a side view of her bum, but was too late to see her stream.

To avoid looking too obvious, I carried on walking and went down the track to the left, passing the parked service truck.  It was at this point that I realised there was a guy sat in the drivers seat and as long as he noticed what was happening, he would have had a perfect view of this lady peeing in his left hand mirror.

Edited August 17, 2023 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 11,151]

The second sighting was by far the best of the evening.  There were a group of three adults and a young girl who went across the track to an area behind the market stalls and on the verge of the woods.  After a while, one of the ladies, early 40s, dark curly hair, medium build walked along a narrow path into the woods.  I thought I was going to have a missed opportunity as there was no chance of walking past the others and I assumed they would stay there as guards, but they walked off, and went between market stalls back into the festivities.   I crossed the track and could see that the lady had gone a short way down the path and she moved behind a large tree, which was shielding her from view from the field and track.  

I walked down the narrow path and as I drew level with the tree, there she was about 2 metres to my left.   She was in a high squat, trousers at her knees, facing the tree and bum stuck out behind her.   A powerful stream was erupting from her and falling to the vegetation below.   I made out that I was slightly startled by her presence and apologised, saying that I had the same idea but I'd go a bit further along.   She didn't seem at all bothered and just laughed, saying she was desperate and the toilets were busy.   I replied to say that is was no problem.  Of course I'd been looking towards her whilst talking and had a clear view of her left hand side and the stream falling to the ground.

I went past her by just a few metres and turned towards a tree so that I could also pee (often useful to keep a full bladder when on sightings quests).  I looked across at her and from where I was now standing, I had a clear rear view of her bum.  It was fully exposed towards me and in the high squat position and with her bent forwards, I could see her ample backside (curvy, and I guess she was about a UK size 18-20) and due to her bent over position, I could see her pussy between her legs - obviously the lower part in the main.   I could detect an amount of pubic hair, although it seemed reasonably trimmed.   From her urethra, there was a thick stream which was blasting almost straight down and slightly behind her.  Her stream never faltered once whilst I was talking to her on the way past and whilst I was behind her enjoying the view.   It was a powerful stream and by this time had been going on for probably about 20-25 seconds that I had seen, plus probably a few seconds before I'd got there.  She was not at all bothered by my presence so I enjoyed the view whilst also peeing on the trunk of the tree.  She glanced over her shoulder and saw me peeing, which I did not make any effort to hide.  

The lady's stream gradually reduced in pressure and the thickness of the stream reduced to match, it reducing to the point of being a gentle flow directly downwards.  It stopped altogether and she stayed there for a couple of seconds then wiggled her bum and bounced up and down a couple of times.   She stood up and pulled up her trousers (still facing the tree and therefore facing away from me) and then turned towards me as she made her way out of her spot towards the path.  She was looking directly at me and could see my dick and stream.   She smiled at me and said "That's better" and I said "It did look like you needed that".  She responded with "Definitely.  I was bursting.  Have a good evening" and then headed back down the path to the track and presumably off to find her friends.  I was still peeing, so carried on doing so as she left the area.

This is by far the most explicit view I have had of a stranger peeing in quite some time, being not only a clear view, but being remarkably close and with the lady being so casual about it made it all the better.  I have seen that view in my head countless times since then!  Just sorry I can't download from my brain to share with you, but you'll have to use your imagination.  Hopefully I've described it sufficiently well to help you.....

 

 

Edited August 18, 2023 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 11,151]

The third sighting came very quickly after the second one, but was nowhere near as good.

I saw a lady head into the woods from the track (towards position 3 marked on the plan above).  She was a very slim lady, maybe just over 5 feet tall with long dark brown hair.   She was wearing black trousers which were split up the sides of the legs to just below the knees and a lightweight jacket.   I saw her delicately stepping over the vegetation at the edge of the track to make her way into the woods - there wasn't really a path there.   I kept my eye on her and when she moved further into the woods, I went into the woods on a parallel track (again no path there).  I saw her stop by a tree and look around furtively before pulling down her trousers and dropping into a squat.   As I was walking into the woods, she could see me and she started to flinch, moving to cut her flow and stand up.   I didn't want to spook her and so I pretended that I hadn't seen her and that I was just there to pee.   I stopped where I was, turned towards a tree and pulled out my dick.  I struggled to start peeing straight away, because I had just peed about 10 minutes ago with sighting 2.   Thankfully though, I had stopped my stream before I was empty at sighting 2 and did have some in the tank.     I wasn't looking directly at her, but was turned a few degrees to the side, so I could still see her but wasn't looking directly at her.

As soon as the lady saw that I was stopped and getting my dick out, she either assumed that I hadn't seen her, or that I was no threat and she sank back down into her squat and carried on peeing.   She stayed squatting for another 30 seconds and then stood up, pulling her trousers up as she stood.    She then moved slightly and sat down on a tree stump, where she pulled out some things from her pocket and rolled herself a cigarette, so I assume that the fact that she stayed in the woods to do that, it may have been something slightly less legal than tobacco.

I left the woods and returned to the track and then the field.   I did notice her come back out of the woods about 15 minutes later, presumably after she had enjoyed her smoke.

[Alfresco 11,151]

It just so happens that I stumbled across a link posted by @Pissguy in the find a video thread, which showed perfectly the position that the girl in my recent sighting number two adopted.  So if my description didn't quite stimulate your imagination correctly, then the photos below gives you almost exactly the position that I saw (obviously without the snow).  The first photo shows the girl from the video peeing, but the view I saw was more like the position of the second photo - where her bum is raised slightly higher.  So add the stream from the first photo with the position of the second photo and you've pretty much got it.

 

And if you want to see the video that goes with the picture above then that is in the post here:

https://peefans.com/topic/25933-find-a-video-here/?do=findComment&comment=385134

 

[Alfresco 11,151]

Last one for now and you are up to date.  The fourth sighting was another lady of around 30 years old.   She went to much the same place as the 2nd sighting, but went a little further into the woods.   Not by much, but maybe a few metres.   She squatted down, but from where she was she had a clear view out to track and I could easily see her head and upper body.   As I walked up the track, she could see that I knew she was there and if I had gone up the path towards her then it would have been fairly obvious that I was doing that in the knowledge that she was squatted there.  So, I decided that in this case it was better not to walk directly up to her and instead carried on along the main track.  Therefore, I just saw her walk into the woods, choose her position, squat down, stay there for less than a minute and then stand up again.   I did see that she gave her bum a wiggle when she finished, but I didn't see any bare flesh or any actual pee this time.   Sorry that one wasn't much to report, but that's the way it goes.

 

[Alfresco 11,151]

Oh and not really a true sighting, but yesterday when I was driving home from a day out with the family, I was queuing in slow traffic when I noticed a car stopped in a layby.  A lady in pink tight shorts and a crop top was bending into the rear passenger door of her car, I presumed attending to a child in the back.  However she then stood up and walked directly from the car into the undergrowth to the side of the road.  She disappeared out of sight, but I reckon we know what she was going to do there.

[oliver2 3,982]

15 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Oh and not really a true sighting, but yesterday when I was driving home from a day out with the family, I was queuing in slow traffic when I noticed a car stopped in a layby.  A lady in pink tight shorts and a crop top was bending into the rear passenger door of her car, I presumed attending to a child in the back.  However she then stood up and walked directly from the car into the undergrowth to the side of the road.  She disappeared out of sight, but I reckon we know what she was going to do there.

Pick blackberries?

[Alfresco 11,151]

15 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Pick blackberries?

You got it!

[sumrexus 74]

On 8/24/2023 at 9:12 AM, Alfresco said:

You got it!

Going for a waz

[Bertsmall 215]

On 8/23/2023 at 5:04 PM, Alfresco said:

Oh and not really a true sighting, but yesterday when I was driving home from a day out with the family, I was queuing in slow traffic when I noticed a car stopped in a layby.  A lady in pink tight shorts and a crop top was bending into the rear passenger door of her car, I presumed attending to a child in the back.  However she then stood up and walked directly from the car into the undergrowth to the side of the road.  She disappeared out of sight, but I reckon we know what she was going to do there.

It’s annoying when you are with family or you have a passenger that you can’t stop and see what you can see! 

[Bertsmall 215]

Excellent recollections of your sightings! Certainly inspires me to write some more of my own. Although your level of detail i superb! 
 

surprised you don’t witness more peeing in the ocean seeing as your at the beach a fair bit 

[colette888 6,923]

2 hours ago, Bertsmall said:

 

 

surprised you don’t witness more peeing in the ocean seeing as your at the beach a fair bit 

By my own experience, I totally agree with this comment!

[Alfresco 11,151]

On 8/30/2023 at 2:19 PM, Bertsmall said:

surprised you don’t witness more peeing in the ocean seeing as your at the beach a fair bit 

Firstly bear in mind that English beaches are not often host to warm seas and 5he times I go there are usually evening or early morning.  Therefore not that many people seem to go into the water just to pee.  Those that do pee in the water usually go in and swim, so there is no way o telling when they are eyeing.  There are not many people who do the walk in to waist deep, pee and come out routine.

The beaches where I go most have toilets, so people prefer to use those rather than get cold and wet.  I am sure there is some peeing on the beach later on in the evening, but they are either discreet or not when I am around.  The beach is also fairly large so people are spread out which makes it more difficult to detect discreet peeing.

The busier beaches, I have definitely seen peeing on the beach in the evenings after the toilets close, but again, not much in the way of people going into the water to pee.  Also I haven’t had chance to go out looking on my own in the evening for quite some time.

[Alfresco 11,151]

Finally after a long drought, I managed to find an excuse to be out late at night on my own.   I went out to see the Aurora on Friday night and after spending a little time doing that, I went into a nearby mid sized town to see what was occurring.  I had three very nice sightings.  I will give a bit of detail, so might split up the post accordingly.

At first, my normal rules of engagement were not working for me.   I was keeping an eye on a queue for a nightclub which was getting longer.   I thought that surely some of the people joining the back of the queue must have little chance of getting to the front without needing a pee.   There were several guys who joined the back of the queue and decided straight away to go and in an adjacent tarmac area behind a bush and I hoped that might inspire the girls, but no luck.    I kept an eye on the queue for sometime but with no results at all!

I eventually decided to go on an explore and try my luck elsewhere.  I ended up going to McDonalds and seeing what was happening there.   There was a service road up the side of McDonalds and there were streams running down from a corner up that road, so I thought that was promising.   I also thought maybe I should have gone there earlier!   After a bit of watching, I noticed a guy and a girl get up from being sat on the pavement with three other friends.  The girl was short and petite and was wearing a short dark red patterned dress with a cardigan over the top that was undone.   She had dark hair. They ran off up the service road, so I walked up the road and as I rounded the bend, I could hear them chattering.  The girl was particularly loud.   I realised they had gone into a large wide recessed loading area so I rounded the corner of the wall, undoing my fly as if entering the area to pee.   I was immediately faced with a lovely sight.  The girl was squatted down low, right in the corner and facing outwards and the guy was stood to her left (my right) facing the wall.  The area was brightly lit with security lights which showed the situation perfectly.   She had her knees wide apart and her feet separated with her pussy fully open to view.  Her cardigan was draped from her shoulders and the bottom had fallen away behind her.  I was about 10m away from her, but could see she had tidy dark pubic hair - trimmed rather than shaved or waxed.   Her stream was emerging at a forward angle as she was squatted low.   She saw me turn into the area, unzipping my trousers and she didn't seem that bothered.   However, I made it look like I'd been surprised to find them there and walked to the other side of the loading area where I went back onto the road side and started to pee on the wall.  I had a great view from where I was stood, but now a little further away.   

At that point, she slipped and fell over backwards, putting her hands down to save herself.  Immediately she started shouting "Ugh, I just put my hand in someone else's piss!   That's disgusting!"  She tried to steady herself and get back into the squat position, but she was still peeing as she did so.  Her pee initially went further out from her as she was leaned further back.  She did manage to get back upright and then stopped peeing.   She stood up and held her right hand away from her and used her left hand to pull down her dress.  She wasn't wearing knickers and didn't therefore need to worry about that part.  She walked out from the corner, still shouting "ugh, ugh, i put my hand in piss" and such like.   I finished my pee and walked back across the open area.  She came right up to me and said in a loud voice "Hey, don't put your hand in piss or let your cardi get in there.  It's disgusting".  We then had the following conversation:

Me: "I saw you fall, hope you are ok"

Her: "Yes, but I put my hand in someone else's piss ugh, ugh, it's disgusting and my cardi got wet too".

Me: "Maybe you should have gone in the dry corner" (pointing over to the right hand corner which was totally dry)

Her: "Yes.  Hey Yes!  I should have gone in the dry corner!"

She then turned to her boyfriend:

Her: "Hey why did you let me piss there - this guy has it right, I should have gone in the dry corner!   You let me pee in the wet corner and now I have piss all over my hand and cardi - its DISGUSTING!"

He mumbled something that was unintelligible to me - he was still in the distance over by the wall.  She was obviously not at all happy and now she realised there was a dry corner she blamed him for picking the wet spot.

Me: "I'm sorry you got wet but maybe look for the better spots next time"

Her: "Yes, I will thank you"

I carried on walking out at that point, but several things struck me.  Firstly she didn't seem at all bothered about me seeing her pee.  Then, she was very vocal about her issues, and she came to talk to me, a complete stranger, about her problem and was open about the fact that she'd been peeing and also by talking about picking a better spot in future indicating that this probably wasn't the first or last time she had peed outside whilst out drinking.

I went out down the service road and they followed me down.  When they rejoined their friends she didn't hesitate to tell them in a loud voice that she had put her hand in someone else's pee and that it was disgusting. 

Edited May 13 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 11,151]

Second sighting of the night was a lovely one.  I saw two girls walking up the street away from McDonalds and the main area.  I don't know why, but I thought they might be going to pee in a side street on the way up the hill.  Turns out they didn't BUT, if I hadn't been following at a distance then I wouldn't have had my second sighting.

As I was walking up the street on one side, there were two ladies walking down the street towards me on the opposite pavement.  One of them pointed to the side of the street and then indicated a corner where the buildings stepped back from the next row of buildings.   Both girls headed towards that corner.  I crossed over and as I passed the corner, I looked to my left and saw one girl in a high squat, reversed into the corner with a steady stream falling to the ground.  I couldn't see her pussy as she had her skirt in front of her and only hitched up at the back.  She did have black knickers at her knees.

The other girl was stood next to her, but was not peeing.  She was checking her phone whilst waiting for her friend.  I went to the cash machine that was just along from them.

  The following conversation then ensued with the peeing girl:

Her: "Sorry, I'm just peeing here"

Me: "Yes, I can see that.  I'm just using the cash machine"

Her: "OK, don't mind me"

Me: "It's fine.  Looks like you needed to go"

Her: "Yes I did."

Me: "Well I was going to use the machine, but looks like I didn't bring my card - only my phone"

Her: Laughed.

She was finishing her pee, so she stood up and pulled up her knickers under her skirt, let it fall.  

Me: "Have a good night" and I set off up the street.  I went a little way and glanced round to see if the other girl also was going to pee, but she didn't.  They headed on down the street.

I went back to take a look at the puddle.  Not the biggest I've ever seen, but nice to see anyway.

Location as photographed from across the road:

She was in the corner where the red bin is located next to the white wall.  I was by the nearest cash machine which you can see lit up.

And the puddle she left:

I was surprised it was quite small but I think a lot had run down the gap between the paving slabs.

[Alfresco 11,151]

Third and final sighting of the evening.   This was about 1:30am.   There were a group of five people - two girls, three guys about 50m from me up the street.  I heard one of the girls saying loudly that she needed to pee.  I couldn't tell at this stage which girl had said it though.   They all set off walking away from me, so I followed at a distance but kept them mostly in my sights.   They turned down a side road that leads to a car park and the bus station.  I walked through the bus station but keeping an eye on them where I could.  Two guys stopped in a recessed entrance to a construction site and peed on the hoardings that were around the site.   The girls and the other guy carried on walking.   

They got to the car park and their car was parked in the middle with no other cars next to it and just a few dotted around in different places.  I thought that they were going to just drive off and the girl was going to wait to get home to pee, but I was in luck.  She was more desperate than would allow her to get home.  It was this point where I knew which of the girls it was that needed to pee.   She was a moderate height (say 5'7") and curvy but not fat.  She had a super bum which was highlighted in tight white figure hugging trousers.

She exclaimed again that she really needed a wee but there was nowhere to go.  One of the guys pointed to the corner and said just go over there.   She walked over there and was looking to go by a car near a wall, but then she returned to the car and said she couldn't because they (her group) would see her from where they were.   The guy then said "OK, we'll all get in the car, then you go behind the car and we won't be able to see you.   She kind of got that logic and then said she was worried about cameras.   The guy said he could assure her that there were no cameras.  She said "Well I'm going to have to go.  I'll never make it home."  So three bundled into the back seat, one in the passenger seat and the desperate girl (who couldn't have been drunk because she was the driver) went to the back of the car.

I was a bit surprised at this, because whilst she was hidden from the people in the car (unless of course they looked in the driver's mirror) she was fully open to anyone who drove or walked along the road between the car park and the bus station.  Admittedly it was quiet at that time of night, but even so, she would have been much better shielded if she had gone beyond one of the other cars that was parked at the edge of the car park. 

I was at the edge of the car park on the passenger side of the car.  She was on the driver side and moved to the back but stayed to the side rather than going right behind the car.  I now walked quickly to the path down the middle of the car park and started heading down towards her car.  The car was not right back in the space and she was squatted down with her bum about 1 foot above the tarmac and sticking out behind the car, so I had a clear view of her bum as I walked down the path and a steady gentle stream falling vertically to the tarmac.   She could not see my approach from her position.  I was very pleased that she had squatted in that position as I was able to take in the view of her delightful bum as I walked down towards her.

As I passed her, she glanced up and me, taken a bit by surprise, but she didn't falter and didn't panic.  I said "Sorry, didn't see you there" and carried on walking.   I glanced back to see her wipe and then drop her tissue in the puddle.  She stood up and pulled up first her cream thong and then her white tight trousers.  She got in the car and they drove off.  I then went back to the scene and photographed the puddle, which was also running down the gentle slope of the car park.

 

I had to get home at that point, but I'm sure if I stayed longer I would have seen more girls peeing that night, especially if I had waited for the nightclubs to kick out.

But all in all, I was there about 2 hours, got three sightings all of which included seeing the streams, two of which included conversations, two of which were very close up and they were all lovely to see.

 

 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,003]

23 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Finally after a long drought, I managed to find an excuse to be out late at night on my own.   I went out to see the Aurora on Friday night and after spending a little time doing that, I went into a nearby mid sized town to see what was occurring.  I had three very nice sightings.  I will give a bit of detail, so might split up the post accordingly.

At first, my normal rules of engagement were not working for me.   I was keeping an eye on a queue for a nightclub which was getting longer.   I thought that surely some of the people joining the back of the queue must have little chance of getting to the front without needing a pee.   There were several guys who joined the back of the queue and decided straight away to go and in an adjacent tarmac area behind a bush and I hoped that might inspire the girls, but no luck.    I kept an eye on the queue for sometime but with no results at all!

I eventually decided to go on an explore and try my luck elsewhere.  I ended up going to McDonalds and seeing what was happening there.   There was a service road up the side of McDonalds and there were streams running down from a corner up that road, so I thought that was promising.   I also thought maybe I should have gone there earlier!   After a bit of watching, I noticed a guy and a girl get up from being sat on the pavement with three other friends.  The girl was short and petite and was wearing a short dark red patterned dress with a cardigan over the top that was undone.   She had dark hair. They ran off up the service road, so I walked up the road and as I rounded the bend, I could hear them chattering.  The girl was particularly loud.   I realised they had gone into a large wide recessed loading area so I rounded the corner of the wall, undoing my fly as if entering the area to pee.   I was immediately faced with a lovely sight.  The girl was squatted down low, right in the corner and facing outwards and the guy was stood to her left (my right) facing the wall.  The area was brightly lit with security lights which showed the situation perfectly.   She had her knees wide apart and her feet separated with her pussy fully open to view.  Her cardigan was draped from her shoulders and the bottom had fallen away behind her.  I was about 10m away from her, but could see she had tidy dark pubic hair - trimmed rather than shaved or waxed.   Her stream was emerging at a forward angle as she was squatted low.   She saw me turn into the area, unzipping my trousers and she didn't seem that bothered.   However, I made it look like I'd been surprised to find them there and walked to the other side of the loading area where I went back onto the road side and started to pee on the wall.  I had a great view from where I was stood, but now a little further away.   

At that point, she slipped and fell over backwards, putting her hands down to save herself.  Immediately she started shouting "Ugh, I just put my hand in someone else's piss!   That's disgusting!"  She tried to steady herself and get back into the squat position, but she was still peeing as she did so.  Her pee initially went further out from her as she was leaned further back.  She did manage to get back upright and then stopped peeing.   She stood up and held her right hand away from her and used her left hand to pull down her dress.  She wasn't wearing knickers and didn't therefore need to worry about that part.  She walked out from the corner, still shouting "ugh, ugh, i put my hand in piss" and such like.   I finished my pee and walked back across the open area.  She came right up to me and said in a loud voice "Hey, don't put your hand in piss or let your cardi get in there.  It's disgusting".  We then had the following conversation:

Me: "I saw you fall, hope you are ok"

Her: "Yes, but I put my hand in someone else's piss ugh, ugh, it's disgusting and my cardi got wet too".

Me: "Maybe you should have gone in the dry corner" (pointing over to the right hand corner which was totally dry)

Her: "Yes.  Hey Yes!  I should have gone in the dry corner!"

She then turned to her boyfriend:

Her: "Hey why did you let me piss there - this guy has it right, I should have gone in the dry corner!   You let me pee in the wet corner and now I have piss all over my hand and cardi - its DISGUSTING!"

He mumbled something that was unintelligible to me - he was still in the distance over by the wall.  She was obviously not at all happy and now she realised there was a dry corner she blamed him for picking the wet spot.

Me: "I'm sorry you got wet but maybe look for the better spots next time"

Her: "Yes, I will thank you"

I carried on walking out at that point, but several things struck me.  Firstly she didn't seem at all bothered about me seeing her pee.  Then, she was very vocal about her issues, and she came to talk to me, a complete stranger, about her problem and was open about the fact that she'd been peeing and also by talking about picking a better spot in future indicating that this probably wasn't the first or last time she had peed outside whilst out drinking.

I went out down the service road and they followed me down.  When they rejoined their friends she didn't hesitate to tell them in a loud voice that she had put her hand in someone else's pee and that it was disgusting. 

Alfresco takes loud girl’s pee-covered hands, licks them and plants a kiss. 
“There, problem solved.”

Drunk girl looks at him wide-eyed and wobbly. Alfresco disappears into the night to attend to more damsels in distress…🦸‍♂️

[Alfresco 11,151]

Just now, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Alfresco takes loud girl’s pee-covered hands, licks them and plants a kiss. 
“There, problem solved.”

Drunk girl looks at him wide-eyed and wobbly. Alfresco disappears into the night to attend to more damsels in distress…🦸‍♂️

The thought did cross my mind, and if it had been only her own pee that she had fallen in then I probably would have done that but it was a generally wet corner that probably had a mix of male and female pee and some of it was probably quite old, so I thought better of it.

[kiass 325]

That's the problem of the "perfect" pee spot. It's getting used a lot, completely wet, mixed pee (female and male), contains sand and other waste.

Better keep such things as licking as a fantasy if u are in those places.

From the other hand, the tissue in the car park,.. 😉

[Alfresco 11,151]

14 hours ago, kiass said:

That's the problem of the "perfect" pee spot. It's getting used a lot, completely wet, mixed pee (female and male), contains sand and other waste.

Better keep such things as licking as a fantasy if u are in those places.

From the other hand, the tissue in the car park,.. 😉

The tissue in the carpark was guaranteed all fresh, all female.  Yep.  And it was away from other obvious contaminants.....

[PeeingPoshBoy 202]

Loved these recent sighting! You’re a lucky guy! I’ve actually had a pee not far from the McDonald’s, just by the river. 
 

maybe I need to visit that service road more often!

[Alfresco 11,151]

Was it or wasn't it?   I'll leave you to decide.

A couple of days ago, mid afternoon, I was out on my bike and not far from home I saw a young lady, possibly out for a run stopped on the pavement.  She stretched her arms above her head and bent over backwards stretching whilst looking around her.  She then disappeared into some bushes.   I was a bit away from her but I cycled towards where she had disappeared.  I went through the path in the bushes, but didn't see her, so I turned round thinking she must have gone somewhere.   I stepped into a gap between bushes and she was there, quite a ways back.   I'm assuming she went in there to pee, but by the time I got there I think she was done because she was stood up and facing back out towards the exit.  She saw me enter and she gave a meek smile and a little wave as if to say, "Hey, I'm in here".   I made it look like I was going to go for a pee but then saw her and was surprised.  I said "Sorry" and left the bushes as she clearly either was already done or even if she wasn't, she was hardly likely to drop her knickers whilst I was there.   

As an afterthought, I wonder if I should have said that I was going for a pee and asked if she was there for the same reason.  I could have suggested that I could stand guard for her.  So anyway, I didn't actually see anything but I strongly suspect she was there to pee as I can't think of any other reason why she would go in there.