Things i hate with pee porn

[Peefreak99 3,722]

1 hour ago, Peevert said:

 "what we love" thread.

 

 

 

Good idea going to do that now 

[Peevert 934]

7 hours ago, Scot_Lover said:

Girls (and a couple of guys) who obviously hate it, the looks of disgust so blatant on their face

I know. I don't know how much these "actors and actresses" get paid, i'm sure $100 is on the low end of the scale, probably closer to $1000.  FFS, you're being paid a fortune for 30 seconds of work, I don't care if you enjoy it, act  like you enjoy it.  Or go back to college and get a better job (that pays way less). 

[HitEmAll 1,066]

- Not seeing the whole woman (dammit got2pee..) 😬😠

- Not showing the puddle (again dammit got2pee..) 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

- When they pee huge streams, not seeing the whole stream.. 😠

- Forcing girls that are truly bursting to piss into an awkward position where they have trouble to go (..thinking mainly about the b2b glass cylinders where most woman have trouble to pee into)😡

[Peevert 934]

HitEmAll: ✅  ✅   ✅   ✅

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

Most of the things people mentioned on this thread that they don't like.. i actually don't mind it. The only thing i'm not a huge fan of is non vocal videos...where you only hear the stream and no vocal desperation. or guys that you can tell are figidting but they don't actually moan or say that they have to go. like if you're legit about to lose it... tell me! speak up! say like.. 'oh shit i have to go so bad.'  So many guys seem to get camera shy... girls too by the way get camera shy. But there seems to be a lot more girls that record vocally desperate pee videos than guys do. 

[Genapee 68]

On 6/8/2019 at 8:03 AM, F.W said:

Like this girl,Sophia Smith.We dont see any actual urinating,yet this works.Youre in there with her,she lowers her panties,you hear the pee.

Works for me anyway.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59e28c769b9e4

No pee is a wasted video for me. Almost as bad as toilet peeing lol

[Peevert 934]

Sorry Genapee, that, to me, is even less interesting than faceless pee. Toilet pee just serves no erotic purpose.  But, there's a lot out there, so if that's what you're into, enjoy! 

[Love2seeherpee 72]

I think it’s the intimacy of a girl peeing on the toilet that is the turn on for some of us. Most of us don’t get to witness that IRL. A girl’s pee in the bathroom can be very private to her and the fact that we get to be a part of it... gets me aroused just thinking about it!

[Love2seeherpee 72]

23 hours ago, HitEmAll said:

- Not seeing the whole woman (dammit got2pee..) 😬😠

- Not showing the puddle (again dammit got2pee..) 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

- When they pee huge streams, not seeing the whole stream.. 😠

- Forcing girls that are truly bursting to piss into an awkward position where they have trouble to go (..thinking mainly about the b2b glass cylinders where most woman have trouble to pee into)😡

HitEmAll you are so on the fuckin money with the Got2Pee gripes. Most of those girls pee for quite a bit and all we get is a useless closeup of her pussy 80% of the clip. Let me see her beautiful body and face and signs of relief! Show me the long flood forming between those angelic legs!

[Genapee 68]

On 6/16/2019 at 2:38 AM, Peevert said:

Sorry Genapee, that, to me, is even less interesting than faceless pee. Toilet pee just serves no erotic purpose.  But, there's a lot out there, so if that's what you're into, enjoy! 

Variety is the spice of life

[F.W 5,734]

As for myself,it still seems to me women pass urine as if by magic.Where does it come out from?🤔

[F.W 5,734]

Definitely clitoral piercings.I think it just looks horrible,and i cant help thinking "why would you do that?"

[steve25805 126,023]

I agree with most of the hates of others - talking cameramen, women acting all desperate but barely managing a trickle, intrusive background noise, annoying music.

I hate excessive close ups when it comes to naughty peeing vids cos for me it is as much about the location as the pissing, likewise the fun the girl is having so ideally I wanna see her face. Close ups ruin all that for me.

I hate any kind of pee porn where the girl obviously hates it. If she starts gagging the instant someone starts peeing in her mouth its an instant turn off and am no longer interested. For fuck sake if you hate it that much don't fucking do it.

Another pet hate of mine, in which the Germans are the worst offenders but the east Europeans are guilty sometimes too. And that is when a girl spits out pee after her mouth is peed in. This for me serves to signpost that the girl is not really into it and hates the idea of swallowing. And signposting a dislike of something in this way - and often making such an exhibition out of it - is a turn off for me. I'd rather her mouth not be peed in at all if all she is going to do is spit it back out. Same with guys for that matter.

[Peevert 934]

You're in the wrong like of work if pee or cum is in your mouth and you spit it out.  Plus it is just disrespectful beyond words for a man or woman to spit out someone else's pee or cum.  I've had some women promise to swallow my cum and then spit, when that's happened, I never date them again.  I can't tolerate seeing my cum spit out like it's trash.  I've swallowed it myself, I like the taste.  I don't like the taste of my pee, so I've never asked a woman to take it in her mouth. And if a woman is nice enough to pee in my mouth, I do my best swallow every drop.  Anything else would be disrespectful.  Besides, I want  her pee in me, it's part of a very intimate act.

It's just as much effort to spit as it is to swallow.

I think  VIPissy may be THE worst offender when it comes to spitting instead of swallowing

[Brutus 2,206]

On 6/16/2019 at 3:13 AM, Love2seeherpee said:

I think it’s the intimacy of a girl peeing on the toilet that is the turn on for some of us. Most of us don’t get to witness that IRL. A girl’s pee in the bathroom can be very private to her and the fact that we get to be a part of it... gets me aroused just thinking about it!

Hearing a woman pee in a toilet is where the fetish starts for a lot of people, hence why there are so many toilet vids online. Whenever I hear a woman using a toilet, it's like a shot of adrenaline for me, especially if she's really letting it rip. I love it.

Edited June 25, 2019 by Brutus

[PissFanOmega 206]

As stated at least once by others, one of my biggest complaints is piss-poor camera work.

• Constant use of zoom (I swear, certain cameras should be required to film porn, and they should all have no zoom feature. That's my biggest complaint of porn everywhere)
• Movement that pulls away from the action - Seriously, it's like the camera operator either doesn't have a fucking clue what they're doing, or is having a stroke while trying to film, both meanings fully implied.
• Obscured action, either because of zoom issues, or focusing issues, both of which are the camera operator's job.
• Not getting a close enough shot. Believe it or not, I've seen this a few times. Camera operators: If you're going to film piss porn, be prepared for the possibility of being splashed on. Do not be afraid to get up close with the lady to show everything. Not insanely close, but close enough to see all of the action.

I also hate when the cameraman talks/makes noises, but it depends on the situation, and whether or not it detracts from the whole thing. I haven't seen many where that was the case.

Aside from that, my only consideration tends to be quality of the video: I'm not searching for piss porn to watch blurred/pixelated videos, whether or not they come from Japan (some get a pass).

[PissFanOmega 206]

On 6/21/2019 at 10:41 AM, steve25805 said:

annoying music.

Damn, I forgot about music when I posted, but that's a definite issue for me as well. If it's barely audible and not fast paced, I'm okay with it.

Thankfully, I don't find vids with music very often; I try to watch amateur chicks who are doing it for the thrill, rather than as a product.

[likesToLick 10,216]

Back in the days before internet porn,  we used to have to get pee movies on VHS tape by mail order.  There was no way to tell what was on the tape except for maybe seeing a cover picture in a catalog.

Sometimes I would buy a tape (they cost about $50 each back then!) and when I received it, it would be almost entirely men peeing on women, which is not erotic to me at all.  I REALLY hated that.

[lengajesytec 168]

Girls who end midstream for any reason, because they think is too much pee or because the cameraman/director orders it, i think when they stop midstream, is usually ended with still fast streams, when emptying bladder, some dribble and a obvious loss in stream force happens.

[BlindListener 152]

One thing I don’t believe was mentioned is silent videos, since these don’t do anything for me.  I also agree with others who listed: talking camera people, playing music, background noise that interferes with being able to hear the peeing sounds.

[Peelease 100]

I'm really not into the whole desperation thing. I want her to want to piss her pants, it's just so much hotter

[BlindListener 152]

Love2seeherpee
 said:
“I think it’s the intimacy of a girl peeing on the toilet that is the turn on for some of us. Most of us don’t get to witness that IRL. A girl’s pee in
the bathroom can be very private to her and the fact that we get to be a part of it... gets me aroused just thinking about it!”

Hearing a woman pee in a toilet is where the fetish started for me.

[PissFanOmega 206]

9 hours ago, Peelease said:

I'm really not into the whole desperation thing. I want her to want to piss her pants, it's just so much hotter

What I love is women who are desperate, but definitely want to piss their pants. I've never seen desperation; being a severe need to piss and little more, as equal with not wanting to wet one's pants.

I mean, being desperate in itself is an amazing feeling, and finally losing control can be liberating, and erotic.

[PissDude 479]

I don't mind a little camera talk as long as it's part of the girl pissing. Asking her if she has to go or if she's ready is OK for me. Mindless talk isn't. I find it sexy to hear some "I really have to pee!" as long as she really does have to go.

I don't mind girls pissing in bowls or other objects. For me, it serves as a visual reference for how much they were holding. When a girl fills a 20oz cup, I can go back to the beginning of the video and imagine her with a bladder that full and think about what was going through her mind. Or how much longer she could have held it.

I don't like the "domination" crap, about "you're my little piss slave", but if the video is short and she was holding a lot, I can forgive it. In real life, I imagine if a girl tried that with me, I'd take over and make it about her holding it longer until I say she can go. But that can be the problem with fantasy: it works one way in your mind, but probably won't come out the same when real people are involved. That's why I keep this a fantasy for my alone time.

[Peevert 934]

On 7/6/2019 at 8:22 AM, PissDude said:

I don't like the "domination" crap

I agree, when a woman pees on me, it has nothing to do with her dominating me.  If anything, I lean toward being a bit dominating.  It's about her pee.