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1 hour ago, peeingone said:

I agree with all the statements above and want to add My own to it what about when a Girl is peeing and the pee sound can't be heard because something else is happening in the background. Some times it is an airplane or a car or something else really annoying blocks the pee sound and even the sighing in relief sound. 

Yes, it's invasive

 

 

1 hour ago, Pissdrinker said:

I can’t watch any BDSM pee play where it comes across as forced. If you are not enjoying it then I’m not into it

NOTHING is forced in videos, it's all a play, unless they are not published

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

Without sound, it just seems faked

Deep reflection, my love!!!

 

47 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

Even worse is if there is backround noise, like a TV.  Really?  And not even porn.  I've seen desperation videos where the backround sound is documentaries, game shows, stupid sit come, whatever.  That ruins it for me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH yes it's absurd and ridiculous!!!!

 

 

1 hour ago, speedy3471 said:

talking camera man

 

1 hour ago, Peefreak99 said:

camera men tallking

I am lucky then, Alex is as silent as a shadow when he films me!!!

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1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

NOTHING is forced in videos, it's all a play, unless they are not published

 

 

 

I know that’s what I meant by “it comes across as”. Although some of them do a post video interview which can be interesting 

 

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13 minutes ago, Pissdrinker said:

“it comes across as”

NOW I got it!!!

Yes I can understand…

I play BDSM myself and quite hard indeed… but still I completely understand what you mean

 

I have to admit that unless I experienced it from within (so somehow "emotionally debunked" it), I could be a bit turned off by apparently pointless display of cruelty

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I really hate it when I find a video and I think a girl is going to pee all over the floor and instead she gets a bucket and pisses in that. I want to see a mess not her own personal toilet.

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56 minutes ago, Sophie said:

The stupid staged "oh I'm so desperate but let's jiggle here for 10 minutes and then have an "accident " and be so embarrassed even though I conveniently had a towel right where I couldn't hold it any longer "

Or the annoying faked desperation scenes where they can't hold it any longer but then there's a jump cut because they couldn't actually let go and start their 5 second dribble that hardly wets their clothes 

Agree 100%!

And also I hate censored Japan videos

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1) Taking too damned long for the payoff. Don't need 10 minutes of dancing and undressing to watch at most a 30 second piss. I don't mind the girl masturbating a little bit, but I don't need 10 minutes of it. That's not what I watch the videos for. If it's a shorter session where she really has a full bladder, it's a turn on.

2) Shaky cam, or the girl starts pissing and the camera pans to her chest or feet. Just show the piss leaving her vagina. Show the puddle later.

3) Like others said, fake desperation. Girl complaining she really has to go, and it's a dribble.

I don't mind the camera guy talking as long as it leads to the payoff. I also kind of like the girl talking to the camera about how bad she has to go, as long as it's true.

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On 6/4/2019 at 10:41 AM, Peefreak99 said:

#1 FUCKING talking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy talking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

#2 when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

Agreed. Plus

  • Desperation that lasts over 30 seconds
     
  • Not showing the girl's face
     
  • Not showing the puddle
     
  • Advertising "Train" or "Bus" pissing but the girl gets off the train or bus before pissing (LOVEWETTING is the worst offender)
     
  • Advertising "Drinking" but the girl never swallows.  If you wont swallow pee, find a new job.  WORST OFFENDER: VIPISSY
     
  • Not trying to start a debate, but pretending PEE and SQUIRT are two different things.  FFS... It's ALL piss. 
     
  • TOILET PISSING- There is absolutely NOTHING more boring than watching a video of a woman pissing in a toilet. Why bother?
     

 

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On 6/4/2019 at 4:41 PM, Peefreak99 said:

when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

I couldn't agree more on that. Fake desperation ruins the whole magic of the situation.

On 6/4/2019 at 4:41 PM, Peefreak99 said:

FUCKING tallking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy tallking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

All in all I don't like it either. However, there are situations where it makes the video much better but it all depends on the scenario. For example if the scene consists in only filming the model getting increasingly desperate, and it's a real, not staged one (like some B2B videos) I don't mind the talking as long as they have a normal conversation and he asks the model about her situation (how bad she needs to pee, etc.), that makes it quite interesting and also exciting to watch ... As long as he doesn't speak to much, again the bound to burst videos and some from sneaky pee are a good example for this.

 

But if he starts taking in a more dirty way with the model, like recently I watched a video where right at the beginning he said to her "show me your ass", I immediately stop and search for something else.

 

This is also something I don't like, when the situation contains some regular porn elements, like masturbation, showing tits/ass or when the models try to look and act super sexy while "desperate". This is awful in my opinion. For me a good video has to be as real and natural as possible and if the models starts fingering herself before actually peeing I just don't enjoy it, because you can clearly see it's fake (as long as the purpose of the video is not masturbating with a full bladder).

 

Another thing is when both either models or cameramen, try to speak english even though it's not her native language and have therefore a very strong accent. Best example is Love Wetting, they have great videos but everyone speaks in a very broken english which, at least for me, is incredibly annoying ... And again, the talking cameraman here bothers me ALOT!

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12 hours ago, F.W said:

Erm,i cant do with women that have all intimate piercings.It looks horrible,and-WHY?

I can ignore tattoos, but yeah pierced lips pierced nipples... ridiculous in ANY porn.

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Also, in ANY porn: Condoms.  The universal boner killer, on video AND in real life.  If I wanted to fuck vinyl, I'd buy a blow up doll. 

"I choose the danger"
Dr. McCoy
Star Trek III

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2 minutes ago, F.W said:

My own preference is to see the whole woman,not just the hole woman..and to see the full act,from maybe raising the skirt,to wiping,and re-dressing.

Those where you just see a kind of" leaky vulva",are ok,maybe in a biological sense,to see how it all happens,but its more naughty to see the event.

Agreed! It makes it hotter to see everything but nothing too drawn out. 

I can also appreciate a naughty video where you just see them pissing but no face. It adds to the naughtiness 

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