Things i hate with pee porn

[Peefreak99 3,719]

#1 FUCKING tallking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy tallking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

#2 when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

Is it only me or do you guys and girls get mad about this too? What other things dissturbs you with pee porn? Or porn in generall

[Darkguy 345]

When it’s a really hot girl/she peeing somewhere naughty, but the camera zooms all the way in on her crotch so you can’t see anything.

Edited June 4, 2019 by Darkguy

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Peefreak99 said:

#1 FUCKING tallking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy tallking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

#2 when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

Is it only me or do you guys and girls get mad about this too? What other things dissturbs you with pee porn? Or porn in generall

 

46 minutes ago, Darkguy said:

When it’s a really hot girl/she peeing somewhere naughty, but the camera zooms all the way in on her crotch so you can’t see anything.

 

 

OK I  SO HOLYMOTHERFUCKING AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The three things you guys listed annoy me to Death

 

I really couldn't come up with other things, in itself these 3 are the worst

My most hated is anyway the second listed by Peefreak, really, fake desperation is PATHETICAL

You will never see me doing anything fake in my videos!!!

 

 

 

[Pissdrinker 874]

I can’t watch any BDSM pee play where it comes across as forced. If you are not enjoying it then I’m not into it

Edited June 4, 2019 by Pissdrinker
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[speedy3471 10,655]

Staged pissing video's and the talking camera man are the things I hate about piss porn 

[Peefreak99 3,719]

11 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Staged pissing video's and the talking camera man are the things I hate about piss porn 

Yeah those fucking camera men tallking can ruin a video 

[Lilipee 673]

I agree with you all, however I usually watch videos where the one peeing is filming himself.  I hate when the guy acts desperate with all his movements, but there's no sound.  I want to hear him heavy breathing, moaning, complaining about how bad he needs to go and then him sighing in pleasure when he finally let's go.  Without sound, it just seems faked.

Even worse is if there is backround noise, like a TV.  Really?  And not even porn.  I've seen desperation videos where the backround sound is documentaries, game shows, stupid sit come, whatever.  That ruins it for me.

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, peeingone said:

I agree with all the statements above and want to add My own to it what about when a Girl is peeing and the pee sound can't be heard because something else is happening in the background. Some times it is an airplane or a car or something else really annoying blocks the pee sound and even the sighing in relief sound. 

Yes, it's invasive

 

 

1 hour ago, Pissdrinker said:

I can’t watch any BDSM pee play where it comes across as forced. If you are not enjoying it then I’m not into it

NOTHING is forced in videos, it's all a play, unless they are not published

 

 

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

47 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

Without sound, it just seems faked

Deep reflection, my love!!!

 

47 minutes ago, Lilipee said:

Even worse is if there is backround noise, like a TV.  Really?  And not even porn.  I've seen desperation videos where the backround sound is documentaries, game shows, stupid sit come, whatever.  That ruins it for me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH yes it's absurd and ridiculous!!!!

 

 

1 hour ago, speedy3471 said:

talking camera man

 

1 hour ago, Peefreak99 said:

camera men tallking

I am lucky then, Alex is as silent as a shadow when he films me!!!

[Peefreak99 3,719]

31 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

 

I am lucky then, Alex is as silent as a shadow when he films me!!!

Good a cameramans job is to film not to speak 

[Pissdrinker 874]

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

NOTHING is forced in videos, it's all a play, unless they are not published

 

 

 

I know that’s what I meant by “it comes across as”. Although some of them do a post video interview which can be interesting 

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

13 minutes ago, Pissdrinker said:

“it comes across as”

NOW I got it!!!

Yes I can understand…

I play BDSM myself and quite hard indeed… but still I completely understand what you mean

 

I have to admit that unless I experienced it from within (so somehow "emotionally debunked" it), I could be a bit turned off by apparently pointless display of cruelty

Edited June 4, 2019 by spywareonya

[TwistedTiki26 95]

I really hate it when I find a video and I think a girl is going to pee all over the floor and instead she gets a bucket and pisses in that. I want to see a mess not her own personal toilet.

Edited June 6, 2019 by TwistedTiki26

[Sophie 24,363]

The stupid staged "oh I'm so desperate but let's jiggle here for 10 minutes and then have an "accident " and be so embarrassed even though I conveniently had a towel right where I couldn't hold it any longer "

Or the annoying faked desperation scenes where they can't hold it any longer but then there's a jump cut because they couldn't actually let go and start their 5 second dribble that hardly wets their clothes 

[Ozabot 62,838]

56 minutes ago, Sophie said:

The stupid staged "oh I'm so desperate but let's jiggle here for 10 minutes and then have an "accident " and be so embarrassed even though I conveniently had a towel right where I couldn't hold it any longer "

Or the annoying faked desperation scenes where they can't hold it any longer but then there's a jump cut because they couldn't actually let go and start their 5 second dribble that hardly wets their clothes 

Agree 100%!

And also I hate censored Japan videos

[F.W 5,725]

Erm,i cant do with women that have all intimate piercings.It looks horrible,and-WHY?

[PissDude 479]

1) Taking too damned long for the payoff. Don't need 10 minutes of dancing and undressing to watch at most a 30 second piss. I don't mind the girl masturbating a little bit, but I don't need 10 minutes of it. That's not what I watch the videos for. If it's a shorter session where she really has a full bladder, it's a turn on.

2) Shaky cam, or the girl starts pissing and the camera pans to her chest or feet. Just show the piss leaving her vagina. Show the puddle later.

3) Like others said, fake desperation. Girl complaining she really has to go, and it's a dribble.

I don't mind the camera guy talking as long as it leads to the payoff. I also kind of like the girl talking to the camera about how bad she has to go, as long as it's true.

[Peevert 934]

On 6/4/2019 at 10:41 AM, Peefreak99 said:

#1 FUCKING talking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy talking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

#2 when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

Agreed. Plus

• Desperation that lasts over 30 seconds
   
• Not showing the girl's face
   
• Not showing the puddle
   
• Advertising "Train" or "Bus" pissing but the girl gets off the train or bus before pissing (LOVEWETTING is the worst offender)
   
• Advertising "Drinking" but the girl never swallows.  If you wont swallow pee, find a new job.  WORST OFFENDER: VIPISSY
   
• Not trying to start a debate, but pretending PEE and SQUIRT are two different things.  FFS... It's ALL piss. 
   
• TOILET PISSING- There is absolutely NOTHING more boring than watching a video of a woman pissing in a toilet. Why bother?
   

 

Edited June 8, 2019 by Peevert

[Gotah 2,380]

On 6/4/2019 at 4:41 PM, Peefreak99 said:

when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

I couldn't agree more on that. Fake desperation ruins the whole magic of the situation.

On 6/4/2019 at 4:41 PM, Peefreak99 said:

FUCKING tallking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy tallking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

All in all I don't like it either. However, there are situations where it makes the video much better but it all depends on the scenario. For example if the scene consists in only filming the model getting increasingly desperate, and it's a real, not staged one (like some B2B videos) I don't mind the talking as long as they have a normal conversation and he asks the model about her situation (how bad she needs to pee, etc.), that makes it quite interesting and also exciting to watch ... As long as he doesn't speak to much, again the bound to burst videos and some from sneaky pee are a good example for this.

 

But if he starts taking in a more dirty way with the model, like recently I watched a video where right at the beginning he said to her "show me your ass", I immediately stop and search for something else.

 

This is also something I don't like, when the situation contains some regular porn elements, like masturbation, showing tits/ass or when the models try to look and act super sexy while "desperate". This is awful in my opinion. For me a good video has to be as real and natural as possible and if the models starts fingering herself before actually peeing I just don't enjoy it, because you can clearly see it's fake (as long as the purpose of the video is not masturbating with a full bladder).

 

Another thing is when both either models or cameramen, try to speak english even though it's not her native language and have therefore a very strong accent. Best example is Love Wetting, they have great videos but everyone speaks in a very broken english which, at least for me, is incredibly annoying ... And again, the talking cameraman here bothers me ALOT!

[Peevert 934]

12 hours ago, F.W said:

Erm,i cant do with women that have all intimate piercings.It looks horrible,and-WHY?

I can ignore tattoos, but yeah pierced lips pierced nipples... ridiculous in ANY porn.

[Peevert 934]

Also, in ANY porn: Condoms.  The universal boner killer, on video AND in real life.  If I wanted to fuck vinyl, I'd buy a blow up doll. 

"I choose the danger"
Dr. McCoy
Star Trek III

[Genapee 68]

Agrée with a lot of these. Also cannot stand close ups that are so tight you can’t see the puddle. The destination is a huge part of this!

[F.W 5,725]

6 minutes ago, Genapee said:

Agrée with a lot of these. Also cannot stand close ups that are so tight you can’t see the puddle. The destination is a huge part of this!

My own preference is to see the whole woman,not just the hole woman..and to see the full act,from maybe raising the skirt,to wiping,and re-dressing.

Those where you just see a kind of" leaky vulva",are ok,maybe in a biological sense,to see how it all happens,but its more naughty to see the event.

[Genapee 68]

2 minutes ago, F.W said:

My own preference is to see the whole woman,not just the hole woman..and to see the full act,from maybe raising the skirt,to wiping,and re-dressing.

Those where you just see a kind of" leaky vulva",are ok,maybe in a biological sense,to see how it all happens,but its more naughty to see the event.

Agreed! It makes it hotter to see everything but nothing too drawn out. 

I can also appreciate a naughty video where you just see them pissing but no face. It adds to the naughtiness 

[F.W 5,725]

Like this girl,Sophia Smith.We dont see any actual urinating,yet this works.Youre in there with her,she lowers her panties,you hear the pee.

Works for me anyway.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59e28c769b9e4