Scot_Lover

Err, I don't think this works in the Land of Aus, we drink more in summer, and it's never cold enough to worry about in winter.

As you may have gathered, my ladies were away for 2 weeks, leaving me to uninterrupted PS4 and pc rebuilding and cleaning time. I also toured the block and the National Park to the east of us, plodding along on the Quad and taking a tent and sleeping out for a night. They returned in low spirits, old Andy Murray let them down again, and Mary had her monthly, taking a 4 day chunk out of their fun. I let them come around to being home, just lots of snuggles and cuddles until they were ready, and on Wednesday night, they did not disappoint me.

On Wednesday, I noticed that they were happier, more giggly then usual, and when they put their Rekorderligs in the fridge, I knew I was in for a treat. The only beer I had left was a six pack of Heineken, full strength, so I tossed that in the fridge too, along with several bottles of 500ml spring water. The day wore on and at dinner time we started the night. We alternated the drinks, 1 water, 1 alcohol, and it wasn't long before we were getting full. Girls were giggling, telling me what they got up to while they were away, having a fun time, all together again.

One by one we all went potty, breaking the seal, so to speak, and "cleaning the pipes" as they call it, before we started the real stuff. We used the massage slide again, but this time it was on the bathroom floor, all of us getting naked (love the slow teasing way they get undressed) and just kind of snuggled in the black plastic thing. A bottle of neutral baby oil was used to get things started, and a sexy massage was first done on me, then on each of the ladies.

Mary was the first to spring a leak, I was in the classic 69 position, with her on top, and without any warning, she was splattering all over my chin, a little strong to start with, then cleared to barely any taste at all. This was fantastic, and made me rather hard, the feeling of her mouth on me, jamming me into her throat was hard to take, so as she dribble to a stop, I moved her off me. Maigh was waiting, a finer sight was never seen before, looking up to a naked red head standing over you. She squatted a little, then pee was hosing from her, splattering again, the tinkling sound of her piss filling my mouth bought a smile, and she watched it foaming and pooling under my hair.

I was ready when she was done, and had them both kneel in this thing, then stood in front of them. I never knew that Mary could swallow with her mouth open, made it look easy (I did try it during the evening, can be done, but you have to concentrate on it) as I alternated, filling both of them. We were in this thing for an hour, adding more pee as we went, wallowed would be a better word, all the time exploring a body that was in front of you. Normally, Maigh and Mary get it on when they are like this, but tonight it was everyone, no part of anyone's body was left untouched, and I mean no part, lol.

We had a shower, eventually getting a bit sore from the hard, cold tile floor under this slide, going to look around for a rubber mat or pad to put this on. The rest of the night was perfect, each of us getting off, several times for each of the ladies, truly one of the sexiest nights I've had for a while.

I travel long distances regularly and often try to make as few stops as possible. My car can go six or seven hours, sometimes eight, before it needs to refill its tank. I almost always need to empty mine a bit sooner. :O_o:

What I find most useful is wide-mouth water bottle, at least one liter in size. It takes a bit of skill to pee while driving, especially when it takes one hand to aim and the other to hold the bottle, but I've learned the art of steering with my knees. It's still though a bit of a challenge in rush hour traffic. :eek:

You need to buy a Tesla with auto drive enabled, rofl

I've done this on a big anti-social motorcycle , when riding across the desert once. It was 48c, I was tired and couldn't be bothered stopping. Think I was dry again 5 minutes later, lol

I have been able to meet some interesting members. :)

I see you in chat a fair bit, say hello when you're in there, we don't bite (well, not very hard)

Errrr, no. We don't have asparagus at all, just don't like it. I've never smelled asparagus pee either, what's it like? ....... Strong battery acid stuff? or fresh cut roses?

We like to be clean and clear, pretty hard to feel horny when your poor partner is gagging and retching on the floor. :wink:

Where did you find this? I take it that it's a a ladies bathroom. Not even in the old Hellfire Club did I see anything like this. (Admittedly, Hellfire was held in, on normal days, a 3 level disco).

Yeah, it was a strange sounding thing too, more like a howl than a Jet, pretty distinctive. Have a few more I can add, there was a Fokker Triplane, a few Sopwith Camels and a Pup, but they are more WW1. The theme for this years show was the history of military aviation, from WW1 through to a B1 Lancer and F22 Raptor.

Ok, trying again .....

This is a Sabre, A Meteor and an F18, the F18 pilot was interviewed after this flight, when asked how long the other 2 jets would last against the F18, the answer was "Seconds ......."

Cant post pics (Upload A File), progress bar goes to 100% then stops. 1 - 2 meg each, standard .jpg. Any idea's?

Think I've worked out the problem, my pics are 4000 X 3000 pixels. Will play around with resizing them.

Cant post pics (Upload A File), progress bar goes to 100% then stops. 1 - 2 meg each, standard .jpg. Any idea's?

The British R.A.F. finally used the bomb called '' The Tall Boy " , and used the Lancaster to delivery it . Which the R.A.F. 617 Squadron . Which was the Dam Busters of that famous bombing raid against the dams in Germany . To deliver & drop the bombs . That finally had capsized the Tirpitz .

617 Squadron RAF Scampton.

I must be the odd one out, suppose there always has to be one, lol.

I got in early, you could say the ground floor when the Internet started here, you may remember, multitudes of small internet providers on dial up? Anyway, I saw the way things were going to go, and made an abrupt change in the business, going into programming and web design. One of my developers was a tiny Russian girl who wasn't shy, she was concerned about a spider in the ladies toilet one day, and dragged me in to kill it. As I was looking for it she ducked into cubicle and tinkled loudly, which I thought was daring of her, and I remember it sounding so hot. I found her offending spider and took care of it, and for the remaining time she worked for me, she knew the effect that one time had on me. Always had a smile .......

The real obsession started when I met a female version of me, just over the Scotland / England border, in Gretna of all places, in 2005, and married her a year later. Mary took a little more convincing, but when we told her it's never cold, no snow or ice, she caved in. (The fact that she loves my wife was never mentioned, lol)

I have one too, but for anyone. Is there any documentation or documentary on the rebuilding of London after the war?

I do have a series (The World at War) that has a part on the Allies staying in Germany to help rebuild, but can find nothing on London.

Too many hills for an airplane here, I'd have to leave it miles away. The VRod would look good in the lounge room, a subtle conversation starter.

Just kidding, I have a place in the garage where it will fit.

Thinking of going antisocial and getting a Hogly Davidson, I can see myself on this one:

It wouldn't be ridden much, only when the ladies are away. They know that I used to be a biker, don't know how they would feel about it, lol. Can I call it a mid life crisis and get away with it?

Geez, 1.8 litres? That makes my 500ml look pitiful, and that's the most I've ever measured. My wife and gf hold less. When we hydrate, and want to play, we can do 400 - 500 ml every 15 min give or take 5, each time you pee, have a small glass of water to keep the fun going. Holding doesn't happen, "involuntary leaks" do, if it's in there, it comes out. I think I posted this in another thread, if we ever make it to a nursing home or retirement village, they are going to hate us, lol.

Heard tonight then Glen Frey of The Eagles has died, complications after surgery.

Hotel California was an all time great, R.I.P Glen, a few good people have gone so early this year.

The Eagles - Hotel California, R.I.P Glen Frey, another ledgend gone.

Hmmmm, Bass, rhythm guitar and drums (12 bar blues - slow and sexy) not all at the same time, obviously.

MCSE, CCNA 1 and 2, do these count? ....... it was a rather expensive exercise, Maigh's car cost less, rofl.

Build PC's and Servers from scratch, fairly easy, biggest Server was 50 odd Terabytes, made money on that one.

Keeping a happy house has to be another.

Never measured either, never bothered really, and not all that interested in how much it is. Why put a value on sexiness?

When we plan one of our sessions, it's the build up, the increasing anticipation, each of us knowing what will eventually happen, then the final sweaty conclusion that does it for us.

Some of the random things are truly brilliant too, walking to the beach and one of them needs to go is funny, a frantic check for spiders and snakes, then a quick squat. Shopping is another, if you need to go, you have to find somewhere, lol. At least in small country towns, staff will gladly let you use store facilities.

It's going to be a long week for me, ladies are in Melbourne for the Australian Open, and they are already teasing me by telling me the fun they are having already. FB messenger video calls just dont do sexy very well, lol.

My take on this is a little different.

It's not the urge to pee that makes it exciting, it's the anticipation. it's who you are doing it with, and what you do. Watching clothes change color as they get soaked in pee, or seeing her open her mouth to have a taste, see her smiling up at me makes it all worth it. When its my turn, and she stands over me, my pee is still dripping off her, then she adds her own contribution. I love the way she bites her lip, or the widening of the eyes if she pee's in rush, and makes more mess than she expected. Either or both of them are like this, and after a shower, the sexy release comes slowly, lovingly and with true passion that never leaves us.

Hawkwind - Master of the Universe

Now what if I was your dream girl

*wink*

lol

Sorry, I'm taken, even as much as I would love it, I'm not compromising my envious relationship for anyone :wink:

I booked a hotel room for the ladies last year for The Australian Open this year. $2850 for 8 nights (c'mon, it is for my ladies, lol)

They email me confirming the booking date and check in, and ask for more money on arrival, $450 security deposit or some such thing, same room, same services.

Can they do this? Is it legal? Why didn't they ask for this when I paid a year ago?

I know they have the usual cop out ..... errr disclaimer, that they can change prices without notice, but this just seems wrong, like its a blatant rip off for visitors to this event.

Anyone had a similar kind of experience?