Sophie

I watched The Heat last night. Actually pretty good! It's not the sort of film I'd go and buy on DVD or excitedly put on if I saw it in the TV listings but it was perfect for a Friday night after a long week where you just want to veg out on the sofa. I also found myself getting very distracted by Sandra Bullock. Damn she's beautiful.

Any love for Lexi?

Only at Glastonbury!

Jinkies!

Anyone up for a challenge?

The person above me once kicked an angel.

YES! Oh it was years back, maybe 2009-ish? I was at this university open day thing and it was really busy, lots of students, lots of teachers, lots of lecturers. We all packed ourselves into this lift and of course everyone was going to different floors so it kept stopping. While the lift was still kinda full I sneezed.... and farted. It wasn't a silent fart either so I am sure everyone heard it. Nobody said anything but I just stared straight ahead, praying for the doors to open so I could leave. I could feel myself going crimson. I got off at the very next stop, 5 floors away from wher

Many, many, many times. I have posted a lot of accounts of it here on the forum. You can find them via my profile 🙂 I enjoy listening to others peeing very much, there's something really enjoyable about sitting next to a woman relieving herself in the next cubicle, especially if you are peeing too. I really enjoy being heard and even though my neighbour probably doesn't even think about hearing me, I get a thrill from it. My husband enjoys listening to me too but mostly to gauge how desperate I was .

SophiE. It's Sophie. Not Sophia, Sophie. To be honest, I don't pee in the pool that often anymore. I used to when I was younger but now I usually pee in the shower at the pool. At the beach? Pretty much any time I am in the water. There has been times where I have peed in my swimsuit without going into the water but only after it was already wet from a swim. I would be too scared of peeing in a completely dry swimsuit and being incriminated by the sand sticking to it.

He has got me very distracted before. Not to the point where I lose awareness of my surroundings, but he could tell me something and I either wouldn't notice, or I would forget it within a minute. I have been close enough to orgasm where I have had to nudge him under the table with my foot to ask him to stop because I was worried about going over the edge and being caught. It probably has been noticeable if you're looking for it but I can be pretty good at hiding it when out in public. I haven't had a "When Harry met Sally" moment.

The most special place I have peed in would have to be at some woods near where I live. I often go for walks with my husband there, just the two of us and it has a lot of meaning to us. It's a really special place full of happy memories. I have peed there many, many times. A lot of the time it is just a mundane, regular wee where i needed to go so I squatted next to him, other times I have held him while he was peeing or he has watched me very closely.

Bacardi confirmed to be a spy! Say hi to 009 for me.

I've just overheard my neighour saying "I'm going to get the rabbit (in the garden) to eat all the daisies so it looks like we've cut the grass"

I was thinking yesterday while bored in a meeting at work, I have a couple of humourous names I use when I don't want to give out my real name while filling out surveys or signing up to things. Of course anything important will have my real name, but just a website where my name isn't required at all? I'm going to have some fun with it. Popular names include :- Dixie Normous (Dicks enormous) Jenny Talia (Genitalia) Anne Teak (Antique) Melanie Lemons (Melony lemons)

@gldenwetgoose ?!?! The person above me disregards instructions and makes her own rules.

Another amazing story Goose, incredibly creative and so well written. I have no idea what the girls look like, what the house looks like, but I still put myself right there in the scene with them! I do feel so sorry for Su!!

Oh god, I hope you are okay 😞

Another awesome installment! It really did feel like I was reading a blog or a diary. Amy and Tilly sound like a lot of fun!! I really love the addition of the photos too!

Please don't tell me you've been hit by a car...