Sophie

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

I have this song stuck in my head and it's all my fault! I went on a video binge earlier. I started by listening to the song "Whip it" by Devo, which led to me remembering the "Zip it Scotty" clip from Austin Powers, which then resulted in me watching lots of Austin Powers videos and eventually coming to this.

Collin the Caterpillar fired after nude pictures surface online!

Can confirm

I would very much like to watch Jessica Ennis-Hill have a wee!

"When men fight each other, it's 99% for show. When women fight each other, it's 100% real. You just know that one woman is going home with the others' ovaries."