Sophie

Let's be realistic. Imagine you only just walked into a bar for the first time , imagine you don't know anyone there, just like you don't know anyone here. You said this line to people at the bar. Would it work? Would they give you their number? Probably not. Try looking around the forum, try getting to know the people here. Try contributing! We are not just some site where people rush to add you on kik because you posted some cheesy pick up line as soon as you joined. I can guarantee that this post doesn't put you in a good light and you probably won't get many people adding

I was asked by @F.W to write about my morning wee so here it is. Sorry it's a little late! I woke up at 7 o’clock this morning for and begrudgingly switched off my alarm before climbing out of the nice warm cosy bed. I know if I just roll over and snuggle up with my husband I’ll sleep in and be late for work. I quietly left my bedroom and went to the bathroom next door, closing the door behind me but not locking it like usual. I pulled my shorts down to my knees, sat on the toilet and yawned as I began peeing. It was my usual gentle stream that tinkled noisily into the water below.

So what you are asking for is the site to jump to the last unread post instead of just the last page?

I reach between my legs while still sat, my friend reaches behind.

On a slight tangent, it would be nice if the points system was tweaked. At the moment it's almost impossible to win the day if you are not a big picture poster so it's a feature that doesn't include most members. Heck Spywareonya is still getting the most reputation of the day and she hasn't logged in for weeks. I'm not sure how, but I'd like it changed. It seems unbalanced.

I certainly can! I'll write about tomorrow's morning wee for you.

Thanks for the kind words guys, I really appreciate it!

Dayum, I had never seen those before. Thank you.

This is Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Ariana Grande

Does this count?

This happened a couple of weeks ago and I had all the details written up then but I’ve only just had the time to finish this to a standard I’m happy with. I hope you enjoy. At the end of September there was a parents evening at work. It wasn’t the usual progress thing that happens around March because the school year had only just began, instead it was more of an opportunity for parents to ask any questions or voice any concerns they may have. I tend to drink a lot of water when I’m nervous and this was no exception, I was VERY nervous. I always am when doing events like this but I

Absolutely! I do triathlons which often involve swimming in open water instead of a pool and the very first thing I do is pee once I'm in the water. I actually make sure I need to pee before the triathlon just so I can do it! Answered the poll by the way.

That's one of the best sample videos I've ever seen.

Twenty minutes ago at work Where did the person below me last pee?

Tom Hanks

I usually masturbate once every few days at the moment but when I have time off work and have more me time it's a daily thing.

When I masturbate I usually like to fantasise so I strip completely naked and make myself comfortable on the bed, laying on top of the covers. I close my eyes, thinking about things and softly caress my skin, my hands gently moving over my tummy and playing with my breasts, touching the side of my neck just below my ear, one of my soft spots. As I start getting more into it my right hand moves south between my legs. I don't give my clit attention straight away, instead I teasingly touch the areas around it. My fingers moving over my labia and between them, or my hand gently stroking my th

I'm terrible at drawing. I can barely draw a stickman right!

I thought I'd revive this. What talents do you have?