Sophie

I saw this advert on TV earlier featuring a woman sat on the toilet flicking through her phone (something I've done a few times) and it made me think, what other adverts are there?

Probably not the funniest thing I've said but I did once say "I need a stiffer end" to a room full of teenagers. It took me a moment to realise why they were laughing and I was bright red for the next few minutes.

Awww thank you so so much. That has made my whole day! Seriously, thank you.

I love the little things that remind me of when we first started dating. We have plenty of photos taken on date nights that I often look through, they put me in such a good mood. It's very important. Thank you! I'm definitely a very lucky lady. Thank you, I always feel like my stories aren't that interesting because I ramble too much and describe insignificant details rather than just posting the meat and potatoes.

I used to all the time but for some reason now I usually only do it if I need to pee while I'm already in the shower

I have just began a week off work and while I cannot completely relax, as much as I’d like to, I thought I’d at least have a little me time to enjoy myself. My daughter was staying with a friend all weekend so I decided to go for a nice Sunday walk with my husband. It’s something we did often when we first met, just a nice stroll through the woods, holding hands, just the two of us. We’ve been together for over 10 years and we still make sure this happens. It’s our special thing. Unfortunately I live in the middle of a city so it’s unrealistic to walk the whole way so this morning about 9am we

Same (only) bathroom both times.

100% agree ! Why does everyone think it's nessecary to post their kik details as soon as they join? It would be interesting to see where these new members have come from.

I wish I could rate that photo more than once!

Probably not very helpful to you but the few times I've peed on a plane I've just sat down, but I also pretty much always sit when I use public toilets so I'm not sure what that tells you.

Not really a famous celebrity but Sophy Ridge. I've been watching her on the news for the last couple of hours and can't help but imagine her dashing off to the toilets for a wee as soon as the adverts start. Coming back with a smile feeling very relieved. Just from her twitter I know she enjoys drinking coffee!

I have next week off work so I'm going to try and squeeze in one or two of these. No promises though.

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Hi, I'm glad you enjoyed the story but that would be career suicide.

I didn't take a photo.

Awwww thank you so much! 😘

Let's be realistic. Imagine you only just walked into a bar for the first time , imagine you don't know anyone there, just like you don't know anyone here. You said this line to people at the bar. Would it work? Would they give you their number? Probably not. Try looking around the forum, try getting to know the people here. Try contributing! We are not just some site where people rush to add you on kik because you posted some cheesy pick up line as soon as you joined. I can guarantee that this post doesn't put you in a good light and you probably won't get many people adding

I was asked by @F.W to write about my morning wee so here it is. Sorry it's a little late! I woke up at 7 o’clock this morning for and begrudgingly switched off my alarm before climbing out of the nice warm cosy bed. I know if I just roll over and snuggle up with my husband I’ll sleep in and be late for work. I quietly left my bedroom and went to the bathroom next door, closing the door behind me but not locking it like usual. I pulled my shorts down to my knees, sat on the toilet and yawned as I began peeing. It was my usual gentle stream that tinkled noisily into the water below.

So what you are asking for is the site to jump to the last unread post instead of just the last page?

I reach between my legs while still sat, my friend reaches behind.

On a slight tangent, it would be nice if the points system was tweaked. At the moment it's almost impossible to win the day if you are not a big picture poster so it's a feature that doesn't include most members. Heck Spywareonya is still getting the most reputation of the day and she hasn't logged in for weeks. I'm not sure how, but I'd like it changed. It seems unbalanced.

I certainly can! I'll write about tomorrow's morning wee for you.

Thanks for the kind words guys, I really appreciate it!