Peenicks

Congrats on pguy for putting their clown degree to good use! 🤡 Sounds like a lot of fun! I've yet to wet myself accidentally or purposely in my adult life so maybe I'll have to experiment sometime too 😊 Thanks for sharing, B! Love ya and have fun with the clean-up, lol

I'm glad you made this multiple choice cuz no way in hell could I pick just one. Ideally, I'd have a train run on me and I'd check every box one after the other 🥵 Haven't gotten any volunteers on that offer tho

Oh my God, that's amazing! You're braver than I'll ever be, I rarely even open a window when I'm in my panties at home, lmao. Thank you so much for sharing!

Mmm, hope it's alright I picked all of the above 🤤. I don't have a vag but if I did I know it would be an absolute cum dumpster. I'm proud that one of my horny shitposts inspired this poll, lol

I think I first found out I was into it when I started looking up videos and photos of naughty peeing. My search history would've been full of stuff like "woman peeing on couch" or "naked girl pee in cup". If I recall my first was a plastic bucket shaped liked a Jack O' Lantern, supposed to be used for trick-or-treating. First I tried sitting on it like a normal toilet but the bucket would've definitely crumpled underneath me, so I just hovered above it in a squat and let loose. I still remember the sound of my stream crackling against the hollow plastic, it was fantastic!

Forgot to tag you in my response, whoops

I play Stardew and Animal Crossing with my friends every chance I get! I could give you my Switch and/or Steam friend code sometime so you could visit 😊 Haven't heard of that Disney one tho, might have to check it out!

You flatter me, B 😘❤️ But yeah, I play tons of games! I got Disco Elysium recently so I'm looking forward to playing that, also been playing a lot of Splatoon 3 lately. And like most Sonic fans I'm getting irrationally hyped for Sonic Frontiers's release this November 🤩

Don't have the tape measurer on hand but last I checked I was just shy of the US average in both length and width (and it'll probably shrink with HRT) As for preferred size, I think I put more stake in girth rather than length. But as I've said before I'm not all that picky. So long as it fits in me and they know how to use it, I'm a happy woman ❤️ As far as boob size goes, I'm not much to look at (again, no HRT 😭) and I respect breasts of all shapes and sizes (but uhh if you'd let me use your boobas as pillows, hit me up 😳)

Yes I have! Here's a link to them:

Bumping this cuz I'm a lil attention slut tonight 😊

Another piss fiction trope I'd love to do is being in a group of people trying to one-up or out-do one another with increasingly naughty and/or risky peeing spots

Aww, hope you feel better soon, B! Make sure to get enough rest, maybe then your fantasy will come true 😈 (tell im' to bag it up first tho!)

Another one I'm stealing wholesale from horny Twitter, giving or receiving sounds amazing rn 😩

We're on a bit of a wholesome streak with these fantasies which I'll unfortunately have to break because I can't resist posting this here. It's funny but it's also making me all hot and bothered. Wish that were me 🤤🥵

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

How dare you, Bacardi! You will be sentenced to Fun Jail for your crimes! 😡

Masturbators, I'm curious as to what the weirdest thing you've found yourself watching, doing, or thinking about post-climax is. I'm aware that the idea of "post-nut clarity" is broadly more applicable to AMAB folks but AFAB stories are obviously welcome as well ❤️ The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

In my old shitty dorm I'd find insects crawling all over my bathroom. I remember giving a troublesome ant or two in my shower a good spray of piss in an attempt to flush em' down the drain.

There's something magical about hearing a stream hit a large body of water like a lake, river, or especially an ocean.

I'd be surprised but I'd happily drink up and clean em' up afterwards 😋😉

Dug thru Etsy & Redbubble and found a few fun ones

As a trans gal (with a below-average penis size, for what it's worth) I'm not picky. So long as it fits in my mouth and/or ass, I'm happy 😊

So glad to have you back B. We love you and missed you a ton! Lots of love from all of us and happy to see you posting again ❤️❤️❤️

Ditto to that! Reminds me of one of my fantasies I posted here: