Kupar

Lovely to see you back @Malika! A shame about the flower, but you were trying to give it a treat ❤️

Wonderful!

Well now. Perhaps the new, easier version of Scrabble is OK. Who's going next?

(From a BBC article this morning.)

Imagine Sisters of Mercy +The Cure produced by Phil Spector in full-on wall of sound mode 🙂 Needs to be played loud I think. Thank you K for reintroducing me to a band who I should have listened to more over the years.

1 hour ago, Mary Moon said:

How can the use of urinals for women be feasible? I would have to take off both my panties and pants and be naked and still some pee would still drip onto the floor. Not to mention the fact that if someone came in, especially a man, they would see me naked from the waist down, it would be mortifying 😄

The urinal is only accessible to those with penises, unless you use that plastic object that makes women pee standing up.

I am sure you're right for many women, though there are some who pee forwards when standing up. The much missed @Eliminature was one and she used urinals from time to time I believe. 

1 hour ago, mickymoist said:

 

He can sing a bit can't he? 

4 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Kink robots call it CNC

You're wasted here ... a summer season at the end of the pier beckons, my friend 🙂 

2 minutes ago, longbastard said:

You could publish it right here on peefans, for a start.

That's an excellent idea! (And, if she didn't mind, perhaps that most erudite of PF members @greedyneedygirl might act as peer reviewer.)

One for @Sophie 😊

31 minutes ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

Im not worried about me im more concerned for the midwives and doctor since my urethra situation. I don’t want them getting wet 

Understood. I'm sure they've seen (and experienced) all sorts, and I'm sure you'll be fine x

Only one song for today perhaps 🙂 

44 minutes ago, swekiss said:

Masturbation is perfectly normal and fine, I just feel differently about the "right next to me" part. If one would ask first and the other says "sorry, I don't want to do anything, but sort your self out if you want", then it's been approved and therefor is ok. Same if you've talked about it and know you have different needs or find it a turn on etc, then you've set up the premisses for it. Like. Bad example on this forum, but like in the beginning of a relationship in a one bathroom household and you are PANICED for a pee. You knock on the door when they are showering asking if they are done soon and explain your predicament. Only when the one in the shower says "oh, go ahead, I don't mind" is it ok to go in and do your business. Does that make any sense?

Sure - that makes sense, and I understand now, thanks 🙂. The pee analogy is a good one.

K and I have gone through the discussion about masturbating together, on our own etc quite a while ago (we've been together a long time!) - I guess that gives me a somewhat different perspective.

Oh ... and this thread is fun if you haven't found it: 

16 hours ago, swekiss said:

Cause of the possible offence? I feel like if he woke up he'd probably wonder why I didn't wake him/wait for him to wake up and try to involve him. Or do it in another room so he at least didn't know. I know I'd probably feel left out af if I woke up from the bed shaking from him jerking off. Like helloo? I'm right here. Poke me with it and tell me you want me OR have the courtesy to go to another room if you want to do it alone. 

It's interesting - people have different views on this, and of course we are all different. But I love it when I find out K has rubbed out an orgasm alone, and I love it even more if I get to be there when she does it (especially if I can see what she's doing_. And while it's not likely to happen, if she were to sneakily rub herself while we were both somewhere public it would be a *massive* turn-on. And she doesn't mind if I sort myself out, even if she's lying in bed next tom me. But as I say, we're all different, and you know your partner best!

Thank you so much for writing about this most special of wees @Sophie x

4 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I have this stuck in my head but I cannot stop myself from changing the words.

I want to throw you off of a mountain
I want to hold you under the sea....

I'm not a psychopath... promise!

 

 

😧

I know it shouldn't have done, but it did.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68738072

Just now, Barbieoxo said:

Body 🤭🤭

I knew it! Thanks xx

3 minutes ago, Barbieoxo said:

Mmm. Vest or body? (If you don't mind me asking.)

49 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I just woke up to a phone call from my program director at my university. Last month I had an essay I wrote in my journalism class published in my city's newspaper and my director told me they chose me to be on the front page of the department highlighting that as a "student success." Needless to say, I am in tears. I've come such a long way in my education and never thought I'd even be published before graduation, let alone featured on the school's website 😭 

Why am I bragging about this on a fetish forum? I have no idea. You guys are like my family and I had to tell you!

Just wonderful @Bacardi ... and it's made me smile too 😊

2 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d0JbpoRiTP8

Also doesn't embed but loads of shorts here if you're looking for a rabbit hole to go down 😁

OMG! Why do I suddenly feel like admitting "I've been a bad boy and I need to be punished?"

Congratulations @ABBYPEEGODDESS. Sending (gentle) hugs. Good luck with everything x

Err ... the thread isn't complete without Jenny Agutter as Jessica from the film version of Logan's Run 😍

53 minutes ago, MC Cumzy said:

What's her name?

Mr Google suggests Kriss1One