MC Cumzy

Well I'm sure most of us would agree that you have a talent for turning "a normal mundane every day wee" into a wonderful story

Do you have a favourite comedian?

Do you have a favourite comedian?

While I've not seen any of his stand up, I do remember loving Lee Evans guest appearance in Doctor Who when I was in primary school.

Do you have a favourite comedian?

https://youtu.be/64agBj0dKds

I came across this exchange on twitter earlier where someone asked "What's the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble at school for?" Someone else replied with; "Teacher said she needed to use the loo so I said "you should have gone during your lunch break" Got kicked out the classroom. I was about 10." (They also clarified that it was intended as a joke and they expected the teacher would see the funny side) It made me curious, given your occupation; how would you react if one of your pupils said that to you? And what are your feelings in general towards having a bit of banter with

Is it me or does she look like a young Louise Jameson (Leela from Doctor Who in the 70's)

Reminds me of a couple summers ago when Scotland qualified for the euros and I actually gave a shit about the Football for once

The Caravan Song - The Sleeping Giants https://youtu.be/bdtrn6nZJdc

If I recall correctly, you mentioned recently that for a while you were only interested in girls and thought you might've been a lesbian. Is this true and if so when was it you realised you were into men as well?

I'm pretty sure trends are catered specifically for you so someone must be hiding something

Ahh, the days when this was the most controversial thing JK Rowling ever tweeted

Crab sticks don't actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "crab flavoured sticks"

Fair enough

Any chance you could tell us the full story?

When was the last time you peed outside?

Scotland's favourite sitcom "Still Game" - a show that I had a brief discussion about with @Chrissy89 - tends to have quite a lot of peeing scenes/references. The one I want to share in particular is from the episode "Dial-a-bus" in which Davey the driver (played by the late Robbie Coltrane) ends up having a mental breakdown and taking everyone on a "magical mystery tour" in order to get him to stop, Jack and Victor send Isa to the front to "come over all womanly", none of which seems to phase him until she says "But I need a pish, I could pish, and you could... watch me" The scene is a

Any excuse for me to mention it...

Classic

Well, I'd hope not because I've had a wank to countless posts on this site

Alright, seeing as you're Scottish, I need to ask you: Are you a fan of Still Game?

I actually did notice one outside the St. James' quarter in Edinburgh a few months ago, (to clarify, I'm not from Edinburgh - I'd never reveal my location online- I was only there for a weekend) judging from the splash pattern I'd guess it was from a female (or someone with a vagina - gotta be inclusive towards the trans community). It was also earlier than you'd expect to see something like that, (between 20:00 and 21:00) but it was dark. On the one hand I did feel gutted I missed it, but on the other hand, apparently this area is a popular hang out spot among teenagers so there is the possib

There's bound to have been a few parents who have since joined this forum (or those who have perhaps become parents) since I first posted this so I thought I'd give it a boost

Saw this yesterday (despite not using Instagram for pee stuff) and felt like I should share it here https://www.instagram.com/p/CmQ2OHVI3Jj/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=