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morty98 replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
any of these buttons beside each other, I'd just take my forearm and push all of them at once 😉 -
How far down to you place your underwear when on the toilet?
morty98 replied to DoctorDoctor's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
I really had to think about this, lol. Noting I did too conscioulsy xD For me, it's probably mid-calves in the most cases. IF I sit down to do my business, that is. Is there anybody around who takes their pants off entirely? -
This looks so casual, which makes it even more seducing to me. Beautiful pic, thank you!
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did you see that recent reel going up and down social media, where a guy made a really professional sign saying "nude beach beyond this sign" and slapped it in front of some regular textile beach? People were so confused xD
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Have you drank piss? Yes Whose? My own When was the last time you drank piss? somewhen earlier this year How did you drink it (pointed your genitals at your face, pissed food, pissed a drink, pissed in a cup, etc) pissed in a cup, glass, something similar to this Has anyone drank your piss? no Any other comments regarding this? I would love to taste a female's piss somewhen, curious how different it actually tastes
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I was at some viewpoint platform a few years ago, where you could go to have a good view over a valley. Well, I don't know if the valley also has a good view of the platform. In that case, they might have seen me peeing and jerking off there
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Well under these circumstances 😉 that's at least a good reason for it not to dry
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Glad you enjoyed it @RDC. Has it dried by the evening?
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18f I'm looking to play a prank on my mom 36f
morty98 replied to amelialovestopiss's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
The only time I made a girl pee herself was because we were telling jokes and laughing... a bit too hard. So I would imagine, if you could make her drink a lot for some (unsuspicious) reason, and then lure her away from any toilets, maybe even to the garden if you have one - then make her laugh. That might work, wouldn't it, @amelialovestopiss? -
It also depends a lot on how well hydrated you were when peeing into it. The more dilute your pee is, the less it smells
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How come that you treat the two places so differently?
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Have you tried that yet @missp?
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My first wet experience with my new matress protector was pretty awesome to me. Well, it might be a question of your personal taste if you like or dislike sleeping in the wet
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I am pretty sure that my neighbors have spotted me being naked all the time by now. At least that's what the incomprehensible looks on their faces told me recently when I did my laundry in my bathroom lately. Well, maybe I forgot that I had my window wide open. oops... 🤣
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well said, important words
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I agree, there are so many things in the world today which we always have to think about. That would be one less worry we needed to care for. At least I would love to be in this city
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It is called "Biberna Silverprotect 3 layers" or similar to this. I still don't know how well it survives the washing machine, but I was impressed by its first performance in action. And boy, I didn't go too easy on testing it xD
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I have a new matress protector and decided to put it to an intense test last night. Having laid down, I emptied a full bladder of pee into it. It was such a warm and wet feeling - love it and fell asleep right away. For one or two times this night, I woke up thinking "It's gotten kinda cold, lying in this puddle...", so I freshed it up with new, warm pee. Only this morning, I cleaned my mess up. The matress protector held tight. Impressingly, there hasn't been a drop of piss spilled into the matress. My morning pee partially went onto my bed, while I stood beside it, and partially into a
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Naughty places to pee - the percentage count
morty98 replied to steve25805's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
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Sometimes, I rewet my clothes for a whole day, or my bed for a whole night. Love the wetness as well as the freedom it brings because you don't have to stop doing what you're doing to go pee
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Sunny pees around the house!
morty98 replied to sunny.puppy's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Great to see the development in your stories, @sunny.puppy ! You're really working your way up the naughtiness tiers 😄 -
I have plastic laundry baskets with no holes in them, so I can (and do) use them frequently. Mostly, I pee into the laundry right before putting them into the washing machine, thinking: Well, it even goes down the same pipes as the toilet drain 😉