Paulypeeps

That's nice.

I like to pee when I go to bed, it is nice when my pee soaks away in to the mattress so there is warm wetness but no puddle. I usually wet the bed when I am tired so I have no trouble sleeping.

The best thing for me about peeing where most people would think it a bit naughty is that I am doing it and getting away with it while no one knows that I am doing it. If I am peeing in the pub while chatting there is such a smug feeling of what I am doing that no one else is.

On 3/10/2021 at 3:28 PM, Kupar said:

Dear Wet Carpet

Can any of your readers help me? I am worried I might be developing unnatural desires, and I have been getting very confused. I don’t know if I’m normal, or whether I need specialist help. Then I found your magazine online. It’s so difficult for me to write to you, but I hope that someone will be able to reassure me.

It started about three weeks ago. I was working from home – yeah, me and, like, the whole world! I’ve been finding it really hard to concentrate without colleagues around me, and my mind has been wandering. But it’s been wandering to some weird places.

I’m 30, single and I live on my own and it’s almost as if I’ve been thinking “what’s the point?” about a few things in my life. I can’t go out and have a drink with friends, and I don’t engage with my work. There’s no prospect of a vacation, and I just feel listless sitting here at my dining table with the computer in front of me, staring out of the window.

I reckon what happened was that I was in one of my ‘down’ moods about everything, and I needed a pee, and I thought “I just can’t even be bothered to get up out of this chair to go to the toilet”. Of course, I did – and it was a good job, because I was bursting! I must have peed for a minute!

But when I got back to the table and sat down I kept imagining what would have happened if I’d just peed where I was, soaking my panties and skirt, and letting the pee cover the chair and drip on to the carpet. There’s only me here – it wouldn’t really have mattered, would it? I don’t understand why, but the thought of it was giving me a bit of a tingly feeling… but then I had to answer an incoming Skype call from my boss, and that jolted me back to reality pretty quickly.

But as I sat in my chair through the afternoon, I just couldn’t shake off the idea that I needed to try peeing at my “desk” – just for something different from the monotony of Zoom meetings and clock-watching. I began to wonder about other things I could do here on my own with no-one watching. It wouldn’t have to be limited to wetting myself on the chair. I could be much wilder than that. I could climb up on to the table, pull my panties to one side and just pee! I’ve never even done that outside before!  Or I could go in a vase, then throw my pee all round the room. I tell you – this boredom is really getting to me.

So what should I do? I don’t know if I really have the courage to try any of these things, but the thoughts just won’t go away. Please help!

Belinda

x

Dear Belinda

So sorry to hear that you are having a bit of a dilemma. These times during lockdown are so fraught and it is having a detrimental effect on everybody's mental health.

It is most important that you do not leave anything until it gets to the stage of throwing things around the room, it is much more sensible to act on your desires straight away and get your mind settled at the earliest opportunity.

Having a lot of free time to yourself allows you to escape the shackles of conformity, and to act on your own desires. In future as soon as you feel a desire remember that it will not hurt anyone to act on it, you can just do it straight away and no one will mind.

Should you feel like peeing at your desk just go straight ahead and do it. Don't take time to think about it - no good ever comes of overanalysing anything. At the first inkling you should just relax your bladder and enjoy the moment. It matters not what you are wearing, or where you are sitting. Don't move any clothing aside or even adjust your position. The success of this therapy is to just relax and enjoy the freedom. If possible don't even stop what you are doing. If you are in the middle of a phone call it does not matter, you will still enjoy the freedom and the inevitable warmth just as much as at any other time.

No one wants to do anything worrying about the consequences, so it is important not to worry. Do not clean up afterwards so you do not have to worry about the clean up - just leave your pee to soak away in to your chair and carpet and it will be gone forever.

The most important thing is don't forget to drink. The last thing that you want to do while sitting in your wet skirt luxuriating on the wet seat cushion with your heels squishing the carpet under your desk is to worry about how long it will be before you want to pee again!

Take courage and realise that millions of women in lockdown are already enjoying this therapy, so much so that very few are willing to return to a regular office without making sure that they are dressed appropriately in a black skirt! The efficiency savings are so great they can no longer afford breaks anymore.

Just remember that next time the thought enters your mind it is time to act, to just relax, and enjoy every sensation.

Yours Sincerely
Aunty Paulypeeps

I find it is easier to pee in the pub before going to the club, and no need to leave the club to pee, there is always somewhere in a dark club where you can get away with peeing.

I really love going out when there is snow on the ground and peeing down my legs. The colder it is outside the warmer the pee feels. At -3C your pee will be burning hot.

When I go clubbing, regardless of the weather I wear the same type of outfit, so short skirt, fishnet stockings, and heels. When it is really cold and icy I like to pee down my legs as soon as I step out of my car and then enjoy the incredible warmth on my legs as I walk to the club (or more likely the pub). Usually by the time I have got to the club my legs are nearly dry, and I step in the the warm indoors and don't have to worry about the cold.

When it is below freezing the pee dries really quickly, usually before it has had time to cool down. Just make sure that you pee enough to really warm your legs up, and make sure you have somewhere warm to go straight away.

I am more likely to get hyperthermia from my lack of substantial clothing rather than having wet legs. Fishnet stockings are the way to go.

I think that it might be hard to detect the discreet escalator peeer. When I ride an escalator I stand with my feet a little apart to steady myself, and it is the obvious stance to also be peeing, so often I do. Unless someone watching the camera is expecting me to pee they are not going to notice anything at all.

http://www.ky-news.com/mexico-city-subway-says-pee-causes-escalator-breakdowns-cms-11613

I can't possibly think how that might have happened...

...I did not realise it was such a popular activity.

In England there is no specific law that says who is allowed in to which toilet, so they are technically all gender neutral. As long as you are not doing something that breaches the peace (just leaving your front door can usually get you charged for breach of the peace if you are unlucky so this is a bit of a wide ranging law that can catch the unwary) you should be OK going in either.

English law is the type of law where everything is allowed unless specifically forbidden, so there are a lot of things that you can do that not a lot of people know about.

On 1/26/2021 at 6:21 AM, ChrisS said:

Has anyone besides @spywareonya peed, seen someone pee, or heard of a friend that has peed in any of the above listed places in the club? Is under the table really the most common? I would've imagined that peeing in a skirt/dress on the dance floor (or dark corner) would be easier to get away with?

Yes it is easy to get away with in a club. I never use the toilet like Nancy - all my pee will end up on the floor or upholstery.

It is not always so easy to pee on the dancefloor, especially when it is illuminated, but sometimes it is crowded enough to get away with gently peeing down my legs and making a puddle.

I mostly pee sitting in a booth or standing at the bar, but in a club it is possible to just go almost anywhere, I have even done it while dancing on the podium!