HammerheadPilot

Outdoor piss with no hands. Someone asked me for a video without hands. So...here goes. https://www.erome.com/i/WIBfcUtD

In the words of comedian George Carlin, “Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why shouldn’t selling fucking be legal?!?” I agree. If you find prostitution abhorrent, don’t be a prostitute or or pay someone for sex. I find a lot of legal business practices disgusting and immoral. I don’t participate and it’s no problem for me. I think that’s pretty simple.

You’ve already made significant changes in mine, as has the rest of this forum!!

Now days, it costs me $0.00/gallon 😂😂😂😂. I’m currently in the middle of nowhere in Kansas, and at a small mom & pop truck stop at the junction of a couple of little two lane highways, it is $2.94/gallon

Holy crap. $350/hour?? Or...how about a six seat twin engine Piper Seminole? Or a BRAND NEW luxury Cirrus? Super fast Super luxurious BOTH cheaper than that!!

My grandpa used to own trucks, too. He used to have a saying “You want me to tell you the secret to making a small fortune in trucking and farming? It’s really easy. You simply start with a large fortune.” 😂😂😂😂

Like I said earlier...never did I operate on that level...but I’m familiar. Sometimes I close my eyes and think about how I miss the ritual of checking, preparing and greasing the equipment. Waiting for he dew to dry so we could start baling. Smelling the freshly cut hay lying there. Hearing the neighbor in the distance bring his equipment to life. Listening to the killdeer screech. The Serenity. The satisfaction. The peace. Same with cattle. The morning spent with the wet grass soaking through my boots. Saddling and preparing my horses for the days work ahe

I wonder about a piece of carpet that is separate from the carpet in your house? Maybe a sample piece from a carpet store? A rug from a big box store that looks and feels similar to your carpet? Maybe then placed in an area of the house that doesn’t have carpet. You’d be able to feel it under your feet. See and hear the piss hit the piece of carpet. Do what ever you’d like with it or to it. When you are satisfied with things, take the piece of carpet outside for a hose down. Maybe a later use? Maybe you could place something water proof down in the room you desire to pee in

At many airshows and fly ins, they have friendly competitions like flour bombing. Ribbon cutting. Balloon popping with the propeller. Spot landing. Stuff like that. I was practicing for a flour bombing in an airplane that didn’t have windows that open, as a Cessna does. It ended up NOT working as the door would cause the plane to yaw and slow down to a speed dangerously close to its stall speed. When I tried to speed up to stay safely above stalling speed, I was unable to open the door at all. I ended up using a borrowed Piper Cub with the side opened up. Lol. I was still complet

Can you bounce and piss simultaneously??? 😂😂😂😂😂

I doubt you could open the door. I’ve tried (not to pee, but throw something our😂😂) and the entire aircraft yawed uncontrollably to the left. I was trying to throw a large bag of flour out and hit a circle I’d mowed out in my pasture. 😂😂😂

MUCH harder to piss from, though!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A brand new, really nicely equipped four seat Cessna is $307,000. 😂😂😂😂😂

I love pissing outside. 😂😂 https://www.erome.com/i/IttIrLJs

I’ve been using erome for videos. It’s okay, but it takes forever before I can post the links. Says it’s waiting for encoding. Downloaded a 1:44 video in a few seconds but I’ve been waiting 14 hours at least for the encoding. As of now, I’m still 19 on the wait list 😂 I’d like to try eroprofile, but can’t figure out where to upload the videos. I’ve got an account, but does it need to be a premium account to upload?? Am I just missing the link??

Literally. NO exaggeration here...I’ve run some farm equipment. Nothing like that, but more than a lot of people. I’m familiar with the stuff, so I’m serious when I say this. I’ve literally flown airplanes less complex than the stuff you’re operating. The airplane I rent for fun cost far less brand new than any one of those units. Farmers are a severely under appreciated and under paid resource on this planet.

Hmmmmm. I can’t believe they chose that name. 😂😂 I recently switched to doing my very best to only eat all natural single ingredient foods. Everything I keep running into trying to get healthier says to avoid processed foods. I’d want to know just how processed this stuff is.

Don’t know why, but this was one of my most enjoyable so far. Not a lot of volume or a super hard stream, or anything. I just wanted to try this for sone reason. Lol. https://www.erome.com/i/r2XvTixB

I’m currently in the middle of an Aero Precision build. 👍👍👍

You probably wouldn’t think so if you heard it. 😂😂😂😂. When I was in grade school, you could attend a much better school if you chose an art to study. My family were all bible thumping pentecostals who played music in church. I wasn’t allowed to not play at least one instrument. I chose piano because everyone else played guitar. I stuck with it through high school, but years of “the cowboy lifestyle” getting my hands cut up and tangled between ropes, horses, and cattle has left most of my fingers broken and not always working properly. Add to that a dark time in my life where fists

I forgot to mention guns and training like @speedy3471 I enjoy building rifles and training with them. My wife and I used to compete in “run and gun” and three gun competitions. I’d like to start again some day. Sometimes there’s nothing as relaxing as sending a lot of lead down range and “killing” an army of old bowling pins. 😂

I’d say D, E, and H D) socializing both on line and in person always helps me. E) Music also always helps. I play a few instruments (poorly😂) but a little bit of playing a piano or harmonica really seems to help. H) Other. This one may not be as healthy. I’m a workaholic. When things get tough, I’ll work. But I do enjoy my work, and extra cash flow is always nice. Sometimes, though, I think I carry it too far. One thing I tend to do that’s more healthy, is simply thought. I sincerely believe in the power of positive thought and positive, confident attitudes.

Be careful saying that😊. At one time I was, too. Obviously, now I’m not. In fact, I quite enjoy it. And trust me, I don’t look like like Brad Pitt or Fabio, either. I’ve actually found quite a bit of acceptance on line doing so. This site has been particularly supportive. I’d say making videos has helped my confidence in other ways, too

Have you always practiced Witchcraft?