mickymoist

19 minutes ago, Riley said:

6) Hand job: 100 calories per hour

I'm single so I'm quite familiar with number 6 😁

I probably do drink something close to that, I have a pint glass in work that I fill from the cooler frequently and always have a pint of water next to me at home. I've always drank a lot so no idea if it makes me feel better 😀

Healthier dinner for a change,  salmon steak cooked in foil, chilled, and flaked into a salad of baby leaves and herbs

17 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Oh Goddess I am gasping for air...

..and struggling to find places to pee 😂

40 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Has anyone else been affected by tourism?

not really where I am,  we have tourists visiting some of our historic sites but we could probably do with more to help the local economy

26 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Lol, I edited the post and you got in before I finished.

oops 😂

4 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Tourism is getting out of hand, even here, we have so many Chinese and Japanese tourists, the clueless authorities want to reduce the speed of the coast road to 20kph, so foreign nationals can take pics without getting out of their rented cars.

that's mad!!

Hey @Scot_Lover yes I was hearing about this on the radio, record numbers getting killed up there this year too, its getting ridiculous and apparently the place is just a rubbish dump of stuff that people leave behind, sad

5 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Just a follow on thought - my phone gives the option to read text out loud - sometimes in the mood while I’m driving home I’ll have my phone read me a wet bedtime story.

(On the iPhone it’s under general > settings > accessibility > speech. You can choose the voice too, Serena is my favourite to be whispering naughtiness in my ear). 

what a good idea, I never thought of that!

edit: this works pretty well 😁

Beautiful Sophie thanks 😍

okay I'll try

1. Your favourite hobbies? - Gaming, Sports (watching), Photography, 

2. Favourite song, band/artist? - Rush

3. Favourite series/movie/cartoon (or all of the three)? - Game of Thrones/Raging Bull/South Park

4. Who are you a fan of? - not sure on this one still thinking

5. Your strongest quality, personality wise? - like to think I'm a kind person

6. How do your friends describe you? - never asked them, but probably fairly outgoing and fun

7. How are you really? (how do you describe yourself?) - introverted, bit of a worrier, closet hypochondriac 😁

8. A country that you would like to visit? - South Africa somewhere, would love to photograph some of the wildlife before its all gone

9. Favourite food? - not much food I don't like but a good steak is my favourite

10. Any guilty (non sexual) pleasures? - full english breakfasts and coffee ice cream (not at the same time obvs 😋)

Never seen them in the uk, they look good!

to be honest youtube is so rubbish at regulating that I think its good that adult stuff gets deleted, I don't have kids but friends of mine do and they're always saying that despite filters the kids keep finding stuff thats inappropriate. We all know where to go for what we want we dont need it to be on youtube.

4 hours ago, Sephora said:

Hi Everyone!  Sorry that I'm not as frequent as I don't always have something to say. However, some of you will enjoy this one.

I don't what's the problem with our neighbor, he's the type that doesn't care or repect us to a point that I am thinking about selling and moving to another location. We tried talking to him and he disregard what we say and even told us to fuck off. They do the minimum yard work and cut their grass like once per month, his son blew all of their cut grasss on ours lawn. They cut a big section of our tree without asking and now that tree is considered dead.

About 3 weeks ago, my hubby comes in the house and asked me if I needed to pee. At the moment I didn't need to and he told me to let him know and goes back outside. So I'm here thinking, he want's a golden shower, about an hour ..ish later, the urge strikes me, I open the patio and yell out his name, I see him jogging his way towards me laughing, so I ask him what was so funny, he told me to follow him to our garage. When I entered, I noticed our neighbors lawn mower in our garage. He told me they are not home, he emptied the gas tank and pissed in it and ask me if I can fill it up because were going to mess up his lawn mower. I laughed, well I did needed to go I pretty much flooded it. Then he brought it back and placed it back on their side yard where it was. He hopes that it will burn the motor which that would be funny. Last week, we noticed that their grass was cut but none was on our lawn this time. Our front neighbor told us that the city workers came by and ended up cutting their grass and they were find for negligence. Lololololol

 

 

I'm so lucky, I only have a little house and there's only three other houses on my street all my neighbours are lovely we all help each other out, you cant buy that

just this minute went outside and pissed on the flowers, video with flash makes some weird effects lol

@Sophie you had me at "a knee length flowing summer dress with no underwear underneath"

Thanks for posting that was lovely

5 hours ago, HammerheadPilot said:

I couldn’t drive any further.   I had to stop and step between my trailers on the side of the road very early in the morning.  

 

https://www.erome.com/i/0woPdomR

That was a tankful mate 😀

4 hours ago, will64 said:

well i did my 9th day today i just used cash register to serve customers 🙂

@will64 good job, well done 👍🏻 

Thanks for sharing, enjoyed it a lot xx

@Lilipee belated happy birthday, hope you had a great day 🤗

On 5/21/2019 at 3:27 PM, spywareonya said:

My games are a bit complicated to be played

I would like to start like this: I want anybody interested in partecipating to explain me what they love of piss, what they do not love, and both why, also I need to know something of where they live

Elsewhere I could end up with proposing something stupid

I'm single, live alone in a Terrace house in a small town in the countryside in Wales, have a small back yard overlooked by other houses, which is challenging but the risk fun. Like most things about pee Wetting, holding/edging pissing in naughty places, watching girls do all of the above

@PeeBurach welcome to the forums mate, you'll fit right in I'm sure.

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It's one fo those half serious half funny?

More funny and action, Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Missed it...

When I have some spare time I'll take a look

old funnier one from the 70s