mickymoist

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Naughtiest place I saw a girl pee was in a fairly seedy night club near me about 30 years ago, standing at the urinal weaving about trying to focus as I was "over hydrated" and a girl walked in hitched up her mini, backed over the urinal next to me and let rip. still the one and only time anything like that has happened to me!

I love my smartphone, it means I can keep track of all the pervy stuff on here when Im in work etc it has a great camera so i can take pervy pics and videos....wait there seems to be a theme here 😂

there is NO place for them driving though, I don't even answer on hands free. I saw a test where they compared someone driving an obstacle course while answering questions on a hands free system with someone doing the same course after drinking, the person on the phone was worse.

My bugbear is online gambling companies, our tv is full of ads all the time trying to say that you're a big man if you bet. Its now too easy for vulnerable people to lose everything they have.

edit: oh and "reality TV" whoever invented that can just do one! 😁

Love an outdoor pee just been out for a walk and had a sneaky pee off the footbridge 🙂

So I thought I'd try for the elusive office pee under the desk that I'm keen to try, but too many people kept walking dow the corridor next to where I work.  I gave up and drove home getting really desperate, got the car parked up, fiddled around with the keys to the front door and just as I got in this happened! Not the best pic but I was a little distracted 🙂

16 hours ago, Riley said:

Thank you everyone so much for entering into my lottery! 

Congratulations to @mickymoist for winning the lottery! You have 24 hours to contact me before I redraw. Thank you again for all three questions and comments, I thought it was a lot of fun! 

yayyyyyyyy! 😄

I'd probably go bright red and clam up, that would be about par for the course lol, then later when I was at home I'd think of all the clever and witty things I should have said

I'm stuck in the office and desperate for a pee!!!!

@astrozombie699 Good morning and welcome, Only been here just over a month myself, there are lots of really nice people here and I'm sure you'll find lots to interest you..have fun! 👍

very impressive Riley!

Just now, will64 said:

for some reason i attract older women 😁

😁

1 minute ago, will64 said:

but i did get friendship requests from two woman 😁

😁 Nice! perhaps I need to set one of these profiles

16 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

Right. I have threatened to do this since I came here, so now is the time of truth.

I did a video of me doing a wee on my computer chair. Just for a giggle - nothing to get turned on about.

A small willy doing an impression of a garden fountain. Very ornamental - put it in your garden and you'll have the "Gardener's Question Time" team round in a shot 😅

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/VID_20190217_214140

 

JP

 

Good work Jethro! welcome to the club!

1 minute ago, chubbybirb999 said:

Hot as fuck, if you pardon the language! 

Thanks very much 😘

Chance would be a fine thing not had my hands on a girls ass in many a year lol,  just the whisky glass an the internet for me 😂

1 minute ago, Riley said:

I mean attractive in terms of which do you view as better though I guess that definition does work too😂😂 

cant really decide, great things about both, yours for example ..super cute how quick you can go from empty to desperate..but also love those who can power out a huge wee lol

12 minutes ago, Riley said:

Do you all find larger bladders or smaller bladders in a person more attractive? 

I joked about small being better so I would see a girl pee more often, but to be honest I don't think it would ever even enter my mind when judging how attractive a girl is, really not important to me 🙂

more wonderful pics thank you  @will64

that doesn't seem fair

I'm changing all the time but Badger Brewery Golden Champion at the moment

https://www.badgerbeers.com/our-beers/golden-champion/