Jethro P

I think that makes me almost a witch 🙂 No peircings, no tattoos, completely devoid of body hair (one step further removed from the apes 🤣), don't wear dresses or makeup (I'm a bloke FFS!). The only thing is the red hair. If I had some hair, I would dye it if it meant you'd pee all over me 😘

I'm not gay, but I like that piccy. It's similar to what I do - lay back and let it leak, and that turns me on :)

I did a video of me doing a pee - just to show how funny it can be; a two stream gush going upwards - it looks hilarious. I will do a screen dump of it and see if I can post that.

I will give it some thought, but what I come up with won't just be run-of-the-mill - hopefully, it will be original 🙂

If anyone has seen my previous posts, they would know where my favourite place to pee is.... IN BED!!!! How's about if you could do a video peeing on the bed?

Spywareonya has just directed me to this thread, and I find it so enlightening that a lady would take all the pics and vidoes, and then discuss them personally. You have a stunning body, and we are so privileged that you share it with us. I think that the Likes I gave to various pics will indicate which area of the anatomy I particulary like, but everything you have shared is so beautiful. Thank you 😍

I feel the absolute opposite 😊 I feel it my willy first when I need to pee, and I have to “clench it up” to stop it leaking. And if I don’t let it all go on demand, then the feeling spreads up to my tummy and gets uncomfortable. Weird how we are so different isn’t it 😊

Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart. When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth. When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃 [I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from 😢 ] Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had

In the final stages of my marriage breaking down with the old witch (no insult intended to Spywareonya 🙂 ), I pissed into a few of the flower pots she had around the house. It was intended as pure malice to try to kill the feckin' things. But the buggers actually flourished!! At least something appreciated my wee back then 😂

Firstly do sub-aqua again, but if I had realised then what I know now, I would have peed a damn sight more in the wetsuit.

A while ago when I was young and enthusiastic, I used to do sub-aqua (read scuba, aqualung etc). The first thing we would do when we put our wetsuit on was pee in it. I makes it all warm and wet inside so that when you hit the water, the cold isn't quite such a shock. That was before I had fully recognised my love for peeing, but it did feel seriously good. I just wish I could do it now 😢

Ditto. Although my former GF said it was fine because she could suck the whole thing without gagging 😁 I used to have a bladder like a space hopper - could hold buckets!! Go all night on a bender and only pee when I can home. But as I'm now an old fart, I went for "Small".

Thank you for your kind comments. You're right - Britsh Army 1973 to 1988. I'm certain she didn't suspect what was going on. On one Saturday afternoon, I saw her putting all her sponges and fluffy stuff in the washing machine. She said it really pongs, and that something had gone wrong with the water. Nope - the water's just fine, regardless of which tap it comes out of 😂

I do a split stream just about every time I pee. It's almost like I have two holes in the top of my willy 😀 On the rare occasions when I waste my wee going in the loo, I have to stand sideways to the bog so it all goes into the pan 😀 I have done a video of me peeing which will show this, but I'm not sure about all the "meta-tags" and such which could identify me on it, and the upload which can do IP addresses and what-not so I'm a bit reluctant to upload it.

The bed is my favourite place ever for having a pee. I used to use disposable incontinence sheets, but now I use reusable sheets. Just “Wash N Go”!! I now have 16 of them and use 3 or 4 of them every day. I think that peeing down the sewers is a waste of wee, so I spread the sheets on the bed, lay down and wee on them. Perfick – juss perfick. Also, you will not believe the shear pleasure of not having to get out of bed for a pee first thing in the morning. Just make sure the sheet is positioned right, and let it go. Those wees in the morning can be the most relieving and

A while ago I had a short contract for a month. After about a fortnight or so, I stood up and announced to the office (mostly staffed by women) that I have just GOT to go and take my dick out. Gasps and shock all round 😊 One of the women eventually found the courage to say “Why have you got to do that?”. I said “Because if I don’t, I’ll piss down my leg”. Fun fun. I was only there 3 weeks 😊 Back to topic – I like the less abrasive words, and quite often say “piddle”. Very childish I know, but I’m not keen on Piss, Slash, etc. I’m a “War Veteran”!! I served in the Br

How's about: Go and pick a rose - the most beautiful rose you can find. Hold it against your pussy, and pee on it. Two of the most perfect emblems of womanhood - a rose and a minge 😍 Of course you must video it 🎥

I love the idea, but not sure I'd like it to be on telly!! I have the occasional "almost asleep" dream where I go to a "Pee Party". A room full of people (a small room, not a big crowd) lounging around the place on settees and armchairs, no clothes on, baring willies and pussies to all. The Hostess comes to me and takes me out to the kitchen, gets me to undress, and then introduces me to all the folks. They all say things like "Welcome Jeffers, pee on me". But for the life of me, I can't go!! Push, strain, push again - not even a dribble 😞 The folk there get bored and just

Thanks for your support 😁 I see on the comments that there are a lot of folks who like piddling on carpets, and on floors etc. Some are lucky enough to pee together, but I haven't seen anything about widdling on your own bed. I came here to share my own "thing", and enjoy everyone's experience - the comments, the stories, pics and videos. I am new to this kind of chat where you bear your soul, and I'm feeling just a little bit "exposed". Once again, thanks guys 😂

I have “come to terms” with the fact that I love pee. I have never shared a wee with someone else, and only do it by myself at the moment, and I am anxious to find out if anyone else is as “bad” as I am. My biggest turn-on is weeing in bed. I cover the bed with incontinence sheets and lay on them - tummy down – point the willy up the bed, and let the pee go. It soaks up through the sheets and makes me wet all over my front. It comes up my tummy, down my legs, and I can feel the warm stream on my body. Occasionally I have tried to lay on my back, but the pee squirts all up the pill

I do apologise as this intro comes after I have posted a few comments on the site, but I couldn’t resist sticking my oar in 🙂 I call myself Jethro. There are two reasons: I love the Cornish comedian Jethro, and a long time ago there was a Monty Python sketch which had a lawyer’s firm called … wait for it… Jethro Q. Bumwhakit, Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrus Titty. That has stuck with me for donks. I have posted on another thread about how I came into the Pee World, so won’t bother you with it again: My big particular like is peeing in bed. I look on the internet a great

A long time ago, in a land far, far away, I was once a squadie. One night, after a serious night out on the town, I came back to the barracks pissed as a cricket and bursting to go, and went for my usual shower before crashing out. I don't think there's anyone in the entire history of ever who would go to the loo to pee and then get in the shower 😀 Well, this time I decided - for some totally unknown reason - to leave my grollies on. I'm still not sure why. Before I turned the shower on, I started to pee in my undies. It felt really weird but really good, and I was moving my willy around

My aim is absolutely appalling - squirts everywhere (even with the foresking pulled back) 😞 Think I'd have to settle for a bucket 🙂