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So something pretty memorable happened at work yesterday. A new woman joined our finance department a few months ago. She's average build, mid 20's, black hair, about 5 foot 8, arms covered in tattoos, tongue ring and she has a HUGE rack, which looks to be natural. Taken of course. I've met her boyfriend, muscular military guy and pretty tough looking. She's been sitting with me and a few others for training most days of the week thus far. So yesterday, we're sitting in my office going over some things when I accidentally knocked some papers off my desk. They fell closer to her so she just ben

"You're so far beyond fucked, you couldn't catch a bus back to fucked." From some indie movie I saw many years ago, the name of which I have no clue, nor did I know any of the actors in it.

Thanks and good catch. I was wondering if the secondary purpose of her getting back at Ethan was apparent. Dammit I should've added a line about her enjoying revenge. I still have time to edit as I type this but, I'll leave it as is, most that will read it already have at this point.

Wet Auto Shop Visit “Okay man, your total comes to two-ninety-three even. I replaced the seals in the camshaft, and did a tune up, you're all set.” Nate collected his payment from the customer and handed over the keys. Now three years into running his own auto repair shop at the young age of thirty, Nate's One Auto was doing good business, as he had slowly built a reputation for quality work on all makes and models of cars. Soon after the previous customer left, his next on schedule arrived in a black 2017 Audi A6, for an inspection and tire rotation. The customer, Ethan, was

Wonder what her solution will be. I bet something along the lines of men have to leave when a woman enters or something of that nature! Keep us posted, I'm curious.

People love to be offended in this age. It's almost a status symbol now.

Thank you sir, I appreciate that. I am actually wrapping up my latest right now and will have it up soon. Thanks for reading!

I want to share a fun little story from my teen years. This was 2002 and I was 14. So we had just signed up for Satellite cable TV service, which of course required a lengthy install. I was expecting the guy that came the day before and mapped out how it would be done, but a woman showed up the next day instead. She looked mid to late 30's, about 5'7, pretty face and long blonde hair. Kind of tough looking, like she had done physical labor a lot. It was a hot, rainy summer day so she had on shorts that were mid thigh length and a hooded rain coat. Not tiny shorts like young girls wear these da

Ah, great question! Distance from urinal depends on a few things. First there's the partition wall to consider. If there is not one between each urinal, more men will stand closer to keep out of view. Next to consider is foreskin. If a guy is intact, there is greater chance of spray and missing the urinal, so a guy that is uncut may want to stand closer. Next is general comfort with having your dick out in the presence of other men. Some guys just aren't fond of it, no different than the discomfort you would feel if other women could just look over and see your bare ass hanging over the

@fannywatcherOkay, this was an interesting question that actually made me do research. I'm no geneticist but, here is what I uncovered. 1) There is a general consensus among most scientists that the reason for different blood types is mostly a mystery. Some speculate that it's a reaction to diseases. Certain blood types are more resistant to some diseases than others. There is a correlation with ethnicity and blood type as well, with certain ethnicities more likely to have a given blood. 2) With regard to sperm and ova, the reason that people with differing blood types can still repr

Lol, probably not, I'm afraid.

Hi there. This is a little sad, with regard to the women's discomfort being in the mens room. I hoped that Canada was at a point where something like this wouldn't be such an issue for women. Is it due to simply being new and not used to it, or because you feel like an assault might happen? Or just not preferring a man to hear something that is usually only heard by other women? As far as the women's room being clogged, this is common. I experienced this at my old job and it happens once or twice a year at my current job. The culprit? Wait for it...tampons! Too many tampons being f

A lot of women enjoy being naughty. I believe it's because ever since childhood, society trains them to be proper and pure. Their naughtiness is a manifestation of the rebellion against the expected behavior. You can look around and see many women, especially younger ones, wearing very revealing clothing that borders on slutty, showing what they know is a bangin body just for the thrill of being bad. It's no coincidence that the vast majority of women' s apparel is form fitting to accentuate curves and tap into their subconscious urge to be a little naughty. Manufacturers do extensive research

Maybe. I saw a video of a woman peeing on her flowers, claiming that it's good for them. On the other hand, there is an old thread here about the naughtiest things done with pee, and I remember reading a member's post about a friend in college that secretly peed on her roommate's home grown herbs that she used in her food. The herbs kept dying and the clueless girl kept replanting them for a while until she finally gave up, never knowing that they died because her bitch of a roommate was taking a piss in them every day. I don't know what plants' pee tolerance is, so I was hoping Sophie would d

Well I had no intentions of enacting a crisis in you. I just said what I personally felt needed to be said to bring some perspective. Regardless, hopefully we've all grown a little.

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The forum is messed up with refreshing the posts on my end at the moment, so this message was a response to an older post. I erased it because it seemed awkward! Ignore.

I was hesitant about doing this but I've been reading over your posts in this thread to better clarify, as others have mentioned, your writing style is difficult to understand, but some quotes of yours raise questions. When you say other people were offering nothing special, what criteria do you use to come to that decision? Special is very subjective to the individual and what may seem non-special to you may in fact be otherwise to others that happened across it. Saying that you bow to nobody else comes across as "fuck you if you don't generate x amount of responses, regardles

Oh yes, they make a ton of money, so women are definitely watching. You're correct, it is a double standard regarding the acceptance of each gender's preferred "porn". Romance novels and shows/movies like the ones you mentioned are like porn for women, insofar as the sexual undertone enjoyment that only they get from it, and it's considered empowering. But, men's porn is considered objectification, even though the men in women's romance material are often bad boy objects of money and sex, of which only about 1 percent of men can actually live up to.

I noticed, as most here did, that you posted often and in many different threads with unwavering energy. As you said, you like action and passion. Unfortunately, this forum is not densely populated with equally passionate or competitive people that could scratch that itch for you. I suspected that you would tire of the lack of feedback eventually. I do understand your frustration because I have felt it as well here from time to time, seeing my own posts go ignored while others are showered with reactions and responses. I make an effort to go through threads sometimes and see who posted a topic

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Love that recount of the experience. Very heartfelt. As to contacting her, as others have said, go for it but I feel you should consider a few things, the first being that you have to prepare for the possibility that she may not remember you or be interested, depending on how many years have passed, and what you meant to her. You said you were only friends, so from her perspective, you may not have held much relevance to her. I know, harsh, but a real possibility. Second thing is, if she's receptive to communication, you have to make it clear very early on, that you intend to be mor

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For me it started in grade school when I heard a hot teacher peeing really hard in the restroom across the hall. I was too young to feel any sexual arousal from it at the time but was shocked because I had never heard a woman pee before and because hers was so much stronger than mine, it was kind of intimidating. That memory stuck with me and as I aged into puberty, the intrigue with pee turned into a sexual thing for me, especially as I could sometimes hear girls peeing loudly while walking past the restrooms on my way to classes. In the 7th grade, I had an English teacher that every boy in s

Messy Mary At Rills and Turner law firm, Bret was two months into his job as one of the cleaning staff. Long-ago divorced, middle-aged, weathered from life and having an admiration of women peeing, he especially enjoyed tending to the women's restrooms on the first and second floors. He would often service them during the busiest hours of the day, which allowed for an excuse to be in or around the women's and listen as they relieved themselves. Even when not inside one, the vents at the bottom of the restrooms' doors combined with the usual quietness of the halls allowed for easy l