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Brutus

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  1. Now this right here, I would love to be my reality!
  2. Haha, and what would you tell him when he says his teachers and friends said that's bad and pee belongs in toliets?
  3. Anything is possible! But if she did do it on purpose, knowing her son might need to use it after her, that's a pretty bitchy thing to do. I think she just has a disastrous stream and is either unaware or just doesn't give a shit when she sees what happened.
  4. Maybe because in the shower, your labia aren't mashed together from the constriction of clothing and the day's discharge. Water and steam makes everything open and clean!
  5. Here is another one from work last night that I'll just add here instead of starting a new thread. I heard another lady I work with during her toilet visit. Her name is Celeste. She's a special one that I won't forget because I've taken a liking to her and I was surprised at how her pee sounded. It was quite unique. I'll describe what I heard first so you don't have to read this whole post if you don't want to, then I'll go into why she is special to me and why that heightened the beauty of what I heard. I came out of the men's and saw her heading into the women's, right next door. I've w
  6. Oh my, are you all going to love this! So here is what happened. Took my cousin to an eye appointment today. The office was busy and short staffed, too many patients, too few doctors. After about a half hour, my cousin finally was called back to the exam room. Another hour went by before I got restless enough to get up and leave the waiting room. I walked down the hall a bit, past the elevators to a vending machine for a candy bar. There were a few sofas nearby so I decided to sit there and enjoy the quiet instead of the busy waiting room with the loud TV and people running their mouths.
  7. As I do. Just to some, it may seem like nihilism. Absolutely. I've never researched this but I would bet that there is science to back it up. Observable examples are cats and dogs. Many different breeds, often the result of different behaviors going back 1000's of years, but still same species.
  8. Lol. Well as long as you understand that racism is based on fear, ignorance and laziness, it's easy to understand how it persists. It always will, the same way some people hate one food over the other, some will always hate certain races. For example, most white nationalists believe that brown people need exterminated so that they don't take over the population. The reality is that in the west, white birth rates are down because the women pursue careers instead of having babies these days and immigrants have to be allowed in to maintain population so the welfare state doesn't collapse. The mor
  9. I agree with her! This line right here, magical. Screaming of narcissism to reason that others unknowingly drinking her pee is what's best for them. I also really like the sandcastle pee because it's usually kids that build them. Very crude act by both ladies!
  10. Well yes but that self-accepted limitation is social conditioning. No one person can fully satisfy our desires, but we are taught to entrust one person with such a burden, and most often, the 2 involved are left dissatisfied with each other, at least sometimes. If one cannot even have fantasies, just because they are with someone, that is unreasonable. How far is the other person's loyalty obligation? Say one person constantly refuses intimacy. This abuses the other's sacrifice and is a different form of cheating, although rarely recognized. If you place your fulfillment upon me at the expense
  11. I don't consider this cheating and here's why, You derived enjoyment of a sexual nature from the fluids of another woman, as opposed to directly interacting with her. You have not had physical or emotional contact with her, plus this woman is not aware or knowingly participating in your sexual enjoyment of her pee, so I consider it no more cheating than admiring a coworker from afar and never acting on it. As a man you are attracted to good looking women, it's natural, it's what nature designed us to do. But remember every time you're out and see a hot random woman that you know you would
  12. It was a bit longer than my usual, but l usually do long stories anyway, everyone's used to it by now. Actually I feel it needed to be a page or so longer to properly cover the scope. Thanks for the thoughtful analysis about the emotions, I wasn't sure if that theme came across. @bpb A thanks to you as well. Agree, I would love to be there for this too!
  13. The Sweetest Summer Job 2 Following the first day of working at his uncle Gipp's appliance store, Brenden arrived back home, his mind occupied as it clung to the visual of seeing Shelly, his uncle's foxy wife take a desperate piss in the basement of a customer's home as he helped her install a new dryer. Such a beautiful sight, and the unexpected mutual masturbation on each other that followed during the ride back to the store were the most exciting events ever to occur in his life. As he walked in the front door, his father asked, “Well, how was it? Sore yet, haha!” Brenden's moth
  14. You know, I actually like those ideas, especially the sexual harassment charge!
  15. This is hypothetical scenario in which peoples' property is being damaged as a result of an exceeding amount of indecent pee offenses, which in this case supersedes fetishists. We're not talking peeing on the highway or in an alley, but inside public transit, in/on peoples vehicles, gardens, porches, business premises, inside on floors and such, causing a civil unrest issue because no law currently exists to address it. Imagine for example going into a bank and stepping in a puddle of piss, or getting in a cab and the seat is soaked. Restaurant floors reeking of dried piss while you eat. Addre
  16. Start with YouTube for demonstrations of how to do it. You may even find a video of your exact pc being opened up. YouTube taught me how to repair my ps2, Xbox 360, and ps4 over the years. Not a dime spent, save for a 5 dollar set of screwdrivers. Either way, no big deal, hard drive removal is fairly straight forward. The key to any computer related hardware work is a cool head and calm approach, after proper research of what you're trying to do.
  17. What straight men who aren't crazy do this though? What straight women date a man that wears dresses and acts flamboyant? A man who wears dresses and acts flamboyant should expect to be considered gay or at the very least deeply emasculated.
  18. I don't know that there is a way to logically explain a fetish to someone not sharing it. One thing to consider is that from her perspective, pee is just body waste like excrement, so admiring pee seems repulsive to her. It's tough for someone to get past that. In your position, I would sit her down and explain slowly how it started, your earliest experience that triggered it and how women peeing recreates that pleasure for you. This way she can get a backstory to how the man she married turned out to have this "disgusting" quirk that doesnt fit her preferred perception of you. Explain th
  19. Yeah, complete moron. It's basic hygiene to clean your butt, just like you do every other part of your body. His logic is that touching his own ass is gay, so how is masturbating not gay? You're touching a penis, even though it's yours, it's still you as a man touching penis. So since gay guys like penises, how are you not gay in that case? If as a guy you workout because it's appealing to women, it's also appealing to gay guys, therefore having a muscular body is gay. A baby's ass should be cleaned to avoid infection, so then is it gay to clean a baby boy's ass? The logic is beyond stupid, di
  20. I second that. Has to be organic, have to wait for the vision to strike you. Fails when forced to hit a self imposed deadline. Other than that, keep them coming!
  21. Okay, epidemic simply meaning an out of control frequency of occurrences. Illness is not applied here. There is no specific group of culprits. The high number of pee vandalism is a result of no law to address it, therefore the citizens, all walks of life, pee wherever they feel the urge pretty much and it is causing damage to property and is a hygiene and grossness issue. Think of it like littering that never gets punished. Unfairness toward those with less money is considered irrelevant and not an excuse to escape punishment. A murder is punished equally regardless of wealth and the
  22. Okay, disregard any current laws that exist and say you don't have a pee fetish. You are an elected official and there is a piss epidemic in your state/province/territory. People are just pissing on property nearly everywhere you go, indoors and outdoors, everything is getting pissed on. The people demand you take action and address this piss madness with a law that deals proper punishments. What do you propose? I would propose: 1. peeing on property outdoors, misdemeanor offense of outdoor vandalism by bodily fluid, $250 fine. (U.S. currency. Convert to whatever currency you
  23. My goodness, did she think you were going to bang the woman right there within 20 seconds? Lol. Man that truly sucks, I mean truly, to miss such a golden (pun intended) opportunity. Damn I would've been furious!
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