greedyneedygirl

Happy New Year Folks!

Have been totally bored, frustrated and annoyed with media coverage of Brexit. Today it seemed like Mrs May was on the verge of having a no confidence vote against her, but she survived. Anyway it was nice to see some posh totty on Newsnight (BBC2) tonight in the shape of Camilla Tominey (The Daily Telegraph) and the lovely Isabel Hardman (The Spectator). Both of whom I would gladly see take a tinkle on the toilet.

I sometimes 'dab', three/four sheets of loo paper does the trick. However, shaven or unshaven can present different problems. Given the plethora of so called 'hidden camera' videos, I've noticed an over-use of loo paper, on one hand, (so to speak) to women not wiping at all.

The other day I switched on my TV late afternoon and found a programme called 'A Place in the Sun', which is a property programme about finding houses and apartments for ex-pat Brits. Mildly entertaining in a voyeuristic kind of way. Particularly when presented by ex-model Danni McKenzie, who is dead drop sexy, in a kind of slutty way. Lovely rear on her, a she often wears clingy jump suits that cause her bum to wiggle and jiggle...but I sure would like to see her 'piddle', on the beach!

Sorry for going 'off-piste' as it were, but I tend to go wide in my tastes for amateur pornography. In another thread I suggested that when the guy delivers a 'money-shot' in professional pornography, the 'actor' must have been chosen so that he has the gift of ejaculating copious amounts of sperm. If he does not have the gift, then the 'artificial' substances are often used, thereby satisfying the viewer who expects a damn good payload! However I've been rather taken by this couple, (known as the yummy couple) who's sole aim, it seems is for the guy to deliver a great deal of sperm over and i

The term mons pubis is derived from Latin for "pubic mound", and mons Venus or mons veneris is derived from Latin for "mound of Venus" I find it one of the most seductive parts of our anatomy, often visible in tight clothing.

Interesting article, evidence of how popular it actually is.

How on earth did they get on in the 1970's? Particularly in the era of the jumpsuit, you'd practically have to undress to relieve yourself!

Hovering above the bowl presents the possibility of a broken stream running down the inside of your legs and on to your clothing. I prefer to sit, but as previously stated all dependent on the cleanliness of the establishment. There's nothing worse than sitting directly on a wet seat, the result of a previous hoverer!

I have no real preference, other than hygiene, keep it clean guys! If so, peeling a foreskin back to reveal the purple glans is one of life's pleasures!

I hear that the actress Joanna Lumley is campaigning for more rest rooms/toilets for women in British Theatres; "She won't take shortage of ladies loos sitting down', the headline article reads. She states; "The ladies are about to storm the men's loos. "They can't manage to have a drink and a waz at half-time" With that in mind, I just had to imagine sitting, perching, squatting over a loo and taking a 'waz' for our eyes. Here's a few salubrious pics of her in the past.

I do have a fantasy about holding a penis over a urinal, and helping with the direction and aim, the setting would be a Gents, perhaps in hotel, shopping mall, restaurant, bar, pub. I'd also like to feel the splashback on my face.

Apologies if I'm repeating a post on this particular thread, but I found these pics of the British actress and model Caroline Munro. Amazonian in build, perhaps I could imagine her as a Dominatrix, with a speciality in water sports...

Excuse my parochialism, given that I know that peefans reaches out across the globe, but I've been getting a little twinge for UK BBC Sport's presenter, Sally Nugent who often wears short dresses, sometimes giving is the benefit of a healthy expanse of upper thigh. This morning she was musing over a comment made about a particular smell that can emanate when disembarking from a flight, 'a kind of metallic' odour. Sometimes urine can smell a little like 'oxide', a peculiar chemical smell (my words, not Sally's). So I try to imagine her squatting over the toilet pan, her tights and knickers roll

Here's a few pics of the comedy actress Julia Davis, who is currently stretching the boundaries and exploring taboos in the excellent TV Series, Sally4Ever, on Sky Atlantic/HBO.

There must be something wrong with me as I don't go for 'big cocks and huge muscles' either!

There's a terrific new Spy Drama, The Little Drummer Girl, that has started on Sunday evenings here in the UK, (BBC1 9.00pm). The female lead, Florence Pugh plays an actress who is recruited to a cell involved in the Isreali/Palestine conflicts of the 1970's. In episode two, she is supervised by two female activists, as she requests to go to the bathroom, she is obviously embarrassed as they insist in being in the bathroom as she goes to the loo. There's a quick nice scene of her hoisting up her close-fitting yellow dress, (see pic below), pulling down her panties and sitting on the loo. So wi

This sounds familiar! When I went to University for the first time, I did something similar. Our first Halls of Residence was appalling and I shared a room with someone called Phoebe. The communal loos was situated in a long corridor, and if you had been out all night, and drinking, you invariably woke with the a full bladder, and stonking hangover, so what better way to relieve the pressure than to use either a plastic bag or a drinks bottle, (the latter being more difficult, given the narrow top!). We even hung our bums out of the window, (from the second floor) and urinated on the grass bel

Have to say that I don't understand you guys and the fetish for what I regard as a grotesque arse!

Incredibly horny, what a turn on...!

I do like the pee drops on the testicles...love to lick them clean X

Interesting question. Personally I have not seen or experienced such an act, but I hope your fantasy can be fulfilled. I'm currently thinking about the 'striptease' as a subject for my Phd. I have a number of friends who have performed 'burlesque', that came into being in cabaret shows after the second world war. The striptease has obviously evolved, become more public in a sense through the pole/lap dance. Perhaps at the point of paying for a private dance you may get what you desire, but you will invariably pay for it. It also depends on the environment, who cleans up afterwards!? In the cit

As much discussed on this forum, the more 'golden' the pee, the more bitter it tastes. If I analyse pee porn, I have noticed that during early depictions by companies in Denmark, (Color Climax Corporation), the pee often had a very feint hue. It later became evident that drinking more water sanitised the pee, providing near crystal clear, (as you prefer) urine. The taste is infinitely more tolerable, even though I have found it to be more 'mineral' in flavour. I must to confess to getting turned on by the facial expressions of a woman who finds the urine too bitter, often making them gag, (as