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The flower fair… there are no words to describe it. It’s an appointement I start to look forward to since the beginning of the new year To give you a hint of that, let me tell you we needed 7 hours to roam it completely, always moving Forget the stands made like huge tents, NOT that kind of fair It is a medieval village, now turned into a residential retreat for people who love Nature (and money) Various stands of flowers very ALL AROUND the village, and you had to spot them hidden in enormous rich private gardens made av

I do sometimes, and it's funny!!!! In my last video I play with the stream...

I must admit I did pee in me my hands as a child just to see how much my hands can hold 😀

I must admit to placing my hand beneath me whilst urinating on a toilet. It's the flow of warm pee that I like. I've done this mainly in the privacy of my own home, but also in public conveniences. I've also started to do it on my morning run, when the weather is nice and warm, and I find my usual quiet spot behind a sheltered copse. I have tasted my pee too, licking my hand, smelling it, before wiping it with toilet paper, and washing them of course. Although on my run I take a packet of wet-wipes to clean up afterwards. Would like to hear if anyone else does it or has tried it, if so in what

Tonight I will… I just bye bye-ed Alex a while ago... I am at my granpa now, Tomorrow I have a meeting in the morning If all goes wrong in a few months we will all be without a penny and bankrupt, this time forever… but if everything keeps going the way it seems… uh… we all will be so fucking rich in a bunch of years... I will need to finger tonight...

Antigonish Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there He wasn’t there again today I wish, I wish he’d go away... When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn’t see him there at all! Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more! Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn’t there He wasn’t there again today Oh, how I wish he’d go away...

After leaving the bar last night I soon needed to pee.I walked around for a while before finding an alley which I have used previously.I quickly unzipped,whipped it out and began hosing down the wall with my pee. After getting out of the taxi later on,I felt another piss coming on.I wanted to do it outside,so walked a short distance to a grassy area with a building used as a changing room for football.I let loose with a nice strong stream against it before turning and spraying the grass.It felt very satisfying and naughty knowing that I was doing this close to my house.Hope you like this.

I've done it a couple of times in the past and I really enjoyed it, using your hands as a sort of cup to pee in is a fun alternative to the toilet, although it's not easy to not make a mess afterwards.

I must admit, I have done so when bored a few times. It's not a particularly exiting thing to do for me, but it's cool I guess.

I love it!!! Expecially at work I often place my hand under the stream while I am peeing in the toilet... I like feeling that warm pee on my hand and it turns me on. Sometimes I lick my wet finger too.. I love your "confession"!! Thank you

And I would love to watch you do that

Yes it is, and I wouldn't change it for any other office

Ouch, sorry, I seemed to remember youw ould have been back on sunday... My bad!!! Kisses!!!

Your office is the unspoilt beauty of wild Nature

Yeah, well said!!! Quote that!!!

I haven’t before, but my husband loves to place his hand underneath me as I pee, if he’s around.

A bit shorter than I’d like but here is the moving image!

Recently I moved into a small 2 bedroom semi on the outskirts of a large city .I hadn't seen my neighbour much due to work commitments for the first 3 months but after a while I had more time at home and started to notice more of her . I'm in my 40s average build and around 5ft 9.And single. I knew she was also single but had a 23year old daughter who looked like a clone of her whom came to visit her when work allowed . This was around once a month as they were both nurses. My neighbour (sarah) is a big but very attractive woman in her mid to late40s. 6ft in bare feet .dark haired shoulder le

Here is something light-hearted for discussion. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage? Personally, I love champagne but am deterred from buying it very much due to the price. It can be rather more expensive per unit of alcohol than most drinks. But I guess I also love this stuff. Stella lager......

I'd die for that... I am having dirty talking in the chat with whoever...

It's something I did more or less every weekend… to the point I don't even tell the forum anymore!!!

Well I'm fingering at the moment...

Even hotter hahahah

That's cheap. In my province we have PST and GST, a provincial and federal tax. That bottle here would be easily $400 I've seen a bottle of red wine worth $1500 in a liquor store

I also use fresh ginger, it's crispy and stings like pepper ihihihihihih Without ice at all, little glass just took out from almost-boiling water, it makes it to release all its perfumes… Alex makes collection of superb editions, some of our bottles can cost upo to 100$ All beer Unfiltered and heavy malted the best

You my friend just went up 1000% on the hotness scale hahahah. I love Moscow mules. I make my own at home with either stolyashnya vodka or kettle one. I use crabbies ginger beer which is 5%, add a lime wedge and serve in a copper cup, awesome haha As for rum, I love crusan run which is a smoked flavour. I like on the rocks, no mix I love beer hahaha. Any beer really. Innis and Gunn is a favorite brand, in love stout and IPA

That's awesome. Dog walking is a great way to meet people, especially women haha. Good for you

I think it's our duty as forum members to keep this enormously important things away from happy threads like this one Self-moderation is good to avoid the Staff having to step in What you just wrote is so important that I tell you that if you want to keep talking about that, I will respectfully follow you in a new thread Nothing is more worthy of respect that what ties us all together, which is the fact we all have to earn our fucking life with sweat and blood while some fucker drowns into gold But not here You and I are quite good at getting back immediately in topic

Well I really am hoping for the best for you right now Iam feeling the financial crunch myself, all farmers are. China isn't buying any canadian canola right now so the price is way down. Canola costs alot to grow. There is NO money in selling canola right now. Every commodity price is down right now

Well iam afriad I can't help you out hahaha.

I want to eat pussy… so hungry...

It was also used in a movie… bitch can't remember… oh fuck Haunting in Connecticut

I actually would love to inspire everybody to live that way It can be described as one of the goals of my life

I think it started to surface in me roughly around ten reincarnations ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH As soon as I can go back with my memory, I have Always been a slut

In this case I would definitely become a urban legend, the Crazy Canadian Cunt, a wild and sexually promiscuous woman roaming crops Always drunk and pissing everywhere

Complicated It can indeed make skin itchy after drying up, I tend to believe that was a lovely fake urban legend But it strenghtens bones and hair and nails and teeth and on a slightest extent the immunitary system It's pure DNA to be used by our body the ways it prefers, like taking steroids (yet obviously to a smaller degree)

I thought so, words we can all live by

Your very welcome

They were amazing. Everything was delicious haha

There is something primal about pissing where you shouldn't. I quite enjoy doing that myself. This side of me just recently started surfacing

Semen is a good skin moisturizer I hear, I've never tried it myself haha

Who knows but I'm not home so the bed is off limits 😂

Of course 🙂 i still haven’t decided which one I’m going to do next but as soon as I do it, I’ll be posting it for everyone!

thank you very much 🤗

OUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO IMPOSSIBLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you beautiful! I may end up liking myself as much as all of you do one day, fingers crossed! I think so! I still have trouble directing the stream properly but I hope I’ll get better with practice! Would anyone like to see a moving gif image of the above pee, as I can do that too 🙂

The bed is my favourite place ever for having a pee. I used to use disposable incontinence sheets, but now I use reusable sheets. Just “Wash N Go”!! I now have 16 of them and use 3 or 4 of them every day. I think that peeing down the sewers is a waste of wee, so I spread the sheets on the bed, lay down and wee on them. Perfick – juss perfick. Also, you will not believe the shear pleasure of not having to get out of bed for a pee first thing in the morning. Just make sure the sheet is positioned right, and let it go. Those wees in the morning can be the most relieving and

@lesley WOW another masterpiece I remember this from Literotica, who hasn't read your stuff? Even monkeys, blind people and aliens know your stuff Compliments are a futile word compared to the honour of having you here!!!

If being 30 years younger was also part of the deal I'd like to go back to the late 60s and enjoy the era of free love and plentiful ganja!!!