Admin 14,791 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 We've all seen videos where it's made to look effortless, but for the inexperienced and non-porn stars of the world, is peeing standing up for women actually doable without getting it all over yourself? (And without any devices to assist of course) This is obviously a question for the girls, but if any guys have had experiences with girlfriends/wives etc peeing standing up, I'd be curious to hear your thoughts. I have a friend who has tried and told me it has been extremely unsuccessful and messy so far (not that I'd necessarily call messy 'unsuccessful'). Is there a technique I should be recommending? Link to post
Anita Bidet 79 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Some can & some can't for a variety of reasons & it's hard to say if there's any one method that works in general. The way I learned how to do it is to jut my hips forward, spread my labia with my fingers & pull upwards on the skin a bit, & force it out. It's still 50/50 of whether or not it's going to be a mess.. Female Urinary Devices (She-wees, Go-Girls, etc.) are AWESOME. I love mine! It was perfect for when my ankle was sprained a few months ago & had trouble standing up after sitting. It's also really fun too, lol. It will overflow if I don't regulate my stream though. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Sophie 24,413 Posted December 9, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2017 Obviously I cannot speak for every woman but I find it incredibly difficult! I've tried many techniques and had plenty of practice in the shower and no matter what I do, it's a lottery whether or not I'm going to soak my legs. When I successfully do it, it's great! A nice straight stream that lands a little in front of me. Not high enough to pee through the zip of my jeans, but I wouldn't have to undress much. When I don't do it right? It's like someone didn't quite properly put their thumb over a hosepipe. My wee seems to fan out like a sprinkler and completely soak my legs, and as I adjust it just gets worse and goes everywhere. 3 1 1 2 Link to post
AshAce 57 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 After a few weeks, I found it quite easy to do reliably every time. The difficult part is at the end, when the stream slows down. It’s really difficult to direct it when it’s trickling out and it ends up going straight down- I always have to lean forward over the toilet. And of course, I’m nowhere near peeing through the fly, and doubt I ever will be. 1 Link to post
wetmanjf 2,787 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I can tell you that Miss Piss could...with a better aim then most guys. Link to post
Sephora 2,372 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 It's not for me, perhaps I am doing something wrong however, I am satisfied with sitting or squatting. Link to post
Popular Post spywareonya 37,962 Posted December 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2017 It depends on bodily features. For me is almost natural, my urethra is so frontward-inclined that what is difficult, for me, is backside piss! Unless I position carefully, in that case my backside piss is quite thick and good As daily features, pissing standing is quite normal to me. Yet, I have thaught many of my lesbian lovers to pee standing regardless of urethra shape or inclination. It CAN be thaught, I mean with actual results 1 1 3 Link to post
Scot_Lover 1,878 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Both of my ladies can, easily, although they are relatively small. Depending on what shop you go to, they are size 4 through 10, or if weight is an indication, 55kg and 50kg with Mary being the lightest. When standing with feet apart, both can splatter the floor (or someone), just in front of them, if mess is not a worry, pee forms a nice spiral down thighs and legs on it's way to freedom. Either way, it's always fun to watch. 1 1 Link to post
walanuk 245 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I used to know someone who could do it, even through the zip of their jeans, with pretty good accuracy! ... alas no-one else I've known has been willing to try. Link to post
pbl 42 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I just want to thank all the women who shared their experiences. As a man, it is sometimes a challenge to understand the diversity of outcomes different women attain. Typically, I might encounter one porn video of a woman peeing while standing like an expert, but I have no clue whether or not this is typical for her or if she just won the lottery. It is a shame there aren't more producers who focus on this kind of content, which would allow the viewer to learn from the repeated trials and greater sample size. Link to post
glad1 2,835 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 From my point of view, it's much harder on the guys who watch them. 2 Link to post
spywareonya 37,962 Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 10 hours ago, glad1 said: From my point of view, it's much harder on the guys who watch them. HAHAHAHAHAHA got a while to see your point but now is HAHAHAHAHA 1 Link to post
Peeguy 165 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 20/12/2017 at 4:33 AM, spywareonya said: It depends on bodily features. For me is almost natural, my urethra is so frontward-inclined that what is difficult, for me, is backside piss! Unless I position carefully, in that case my backside piss is quite thick and good As daily features, pissing standing is quite normal to me. Yet, I have thaught many of my lesbian lovers to pee standing regardless of urethra shape or inclination. It CAN be thaught, I mean with actual results Amazing post spy Are you saying you pee standing up on a regular basis? 1 Link to post
Popular Post spywareonya 37,962 Posted April 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Peeguy said: Amazing post spy Are you saying you pee standing up on a regular basis? Whenever I walk along the town, if I wear shoes I don't want splashes on, I pee standing on car doors, as soon as nobody walks by for the time I need to relieve myself. Since I Always wear microskirt or short dresses, stockings and no panties, I do not need much time, maybe 45 seconds, I just pause next to a car, spread my labia, pee, and resume my walking. There is a post in my thread "where would you like to see me pee" about me flooding a scooter peeing standing 2 3 Link to post
glad1 2,835 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Whenever I walk along the town, if I wear shoes I don't want splashes on, I pee standing on car doors, as soon as nobody walks by for the time I need to relieve myself. Since I Always wear microskirt or short dresses, stockings and no panties, I do not need much time, maybe 45 seconds, I just pause next to a car, spread my labia, pee, and resume my walking. There is a post in my thread "where would you like to see me pee" about me flooding a scooter peeing standing This paints a most lovely picture in my mind. I'd don't think I'm the only one who enjoys seeing a woman do this, either. It may not be all that common to see, but perhaps it's that element of surprise that makes it so hot for me. 1 Link to post
spywareonya 37,962 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, glad1 said: This paints a most lovely picture in my mind. I'd don't think I'm the only one who enjoys seeing a woman do this, either. It may not be all that common to see, but perhaps it's that element of surprise that makes it so hot for me. I exist in order to give pleasure and arousal to humans. It is my duty as a Witch, as servant of the Gods. With time people will ask me (and themselves) how did I became the kind of person I am. At that point I'll talk to those curious about the Gods, the only real allies humans really have 2 Link to post
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