blushingblonde2 125 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 My favourites are wee or wee wee. What are yours? Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 pee piss tinkle Quote Link to post
lordofcoatham1 178 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 wazz, slash, going to look for little green catterpillars Quote Link to post
F.W 5,655 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 I like to hear girls say they need a wee.. Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 "...I hope I don't have to piss in this dress..." -- Imelda Quark in "The Commitments" Quote Link to post
CrissyP 788 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Pee Piss Urinate Empty my bladder Quote Link to post
F.W 5,655 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 My favourites are wee or wee wee. What are yours? If i hear a girl say i need a wee-wee,it makes me hard...:) Quote Link to post
blushingblonde2 125 Posted July 31, 2016 Author Share Posted July 31, 2016 I say it all the time and it makes me horny to say it out loud! 2 Quote Link to post
Adyguy6970 813 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 My preference is for wee but I regard most of the alternatives as acceptable. Quote Link to post
glad1 2,598 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 (edited) In a casual situation, I'll usually say pee, sometimes piss. In a slightly more formal setting, I might say relieve myself. On the water, perhaps I'll say I need to use the head (marine toilet), even if I'm going over the side. On a hike, maybe water the trail. Of course, I could take after one of my hiking partners and just say I have to urinate. Although, I could never say it as cutely as she did, drawing out every syllable. And, around my friends with a medical background, there's always micturate. Edited August 2, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,343 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I find it very sexy when a woman uses the word "piss", eg something like, "I need a piss". But even better if she said something like, "I really want to piss on someone right now." But best of all if she said something like, "Can I piss on you, Steve?" Quote Link to post
blushingblonde2 125 Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 Mmmm can I piss on you Steve ;) lol Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,343 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Mmmm can I piss on you Steve :wink: lol You can piss on me anytime you like......if only you could make it across that little pond known as the Atlantic Ocean. :laugh: And if I could hear you asking me that in person in your sexiest female voice......instant bonersville, :biggrin: Quote Link to post
bpb 784 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Gee @steve2505, I think that you will find that blushingblonde2 is on your side of the pond. At one point she said that she was British. Quote Link to post
blushingblonde2 125 Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 Proud to be British :) 1 Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,343 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Proud to be British :) British, eh? That's awesome. There is hope yet, lol. I live generally in the south west? What's your general area? Though only if you are happy revealing it, of course. I am just so used to chatting to ladies from across the pond, that I just kind of assumed you were another. I have picked up one or two Americanisms, though. Have you noticed my tendency to say "awesome" instead of something more British like "superb"? Lol. Edited August 3, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,343 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 More obscure terms I have heard ladies use for peeing include "painting the porcelain" and "squeezing the lemon". 1 Quote Link to post
Adyguy6970 813 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Watering the lily, draining in the main vein (or lizard) and checking the plumbing are all expressions I've come across. Quote Link to post
TheColorGr3y 4 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 I'm a big fan of just "piss" but using it in phrases like "shower you in piss" or "cover you in my piss" Quote Link to post
Fyrman 16 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 How about letting the python spit, drain the main vein, visit the water closet, go to the outhouse, water the trees, make it rain, visit the head/ latrine, go to the John, visit the little soldiers/ Marines room. Quote Link to post
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