words you prefer to describe urination?

[blushingblonde2 125]

My favourites are wee or wee wee. What are yours?

[Guest UnabashedUser]

pee piss tinkle

[lordofcoatham1 178]

wazz, slash, going to look for little green catterpillars

[F.W 5,655]

I like to hear girls say they need a wee..

[Guest UnabashedUser]

"...I hope I don't have to piss in this dress..." -- Imelda Quark in "The Commitments"

[CrissyP 788]

Pee

Piss

Urinate

Empty my bladder

[Lilipee 666]

Pee

Pee pee

Piss

[F.W 5,655]

My favourites are wee or wee wee. What are yours?

If i hear a girl say i need a wee-wee,it makes me hard...:)

[blushingblonde2 125]

I say it all the time and it makes me horny to say it out loud!

[Adyguy6970 815]

My preference is for wee but I regard most of the alternatives as acceptable.

[glad1 2,605]

In a casual situation, I'll usually say pee, sometimes piss.

In a slightly more formal setting, I might say relieve myself.

On the water, perhaps I'll say I need to use the head (marine toilet), even if I'm going over the side.

On a hike, maybe water the trail.

Of course, I could take after one of my hiking partners and just say I have to urinate. Although, I could never say it as cutely as she did, drawing out every syllable.

And, around my friends with a medical background, there's always micturate.

Edited August 2, 2016 by Guest

[steve25805 121,453]

I find it very sexy when a woman uses the word "piss", eg something like, "I need a piss". But even better if she said something like, "I really want to piss on someone right now."

But best of all if she said something like, "Can I piss on you, Steve?"

[blushingblonde2 125]

Mmmm can I piss on you Steve ;) lol

[steve25805 121,453]

Mmmm can I piss on you Steve :wink: lol

You can piss on me anytime you like......if only you could make it across that little pond known as the Atlantic Ocean. :laugh:

And if I could hear you asking me that in person in your sexiest female voice......instant bonersville, :biggrin:

[bpb 784]

Gee @steve2505, I think that you will find that blushingblonde2 is on your side of the pond.

At one point she said that she was British.

[blushingblonde2 125]

Proud to be British :)

[steve25805 121,453]

Proud to be British :)

British, eh?

That's awesome. There is hope yet, lol.

I live generally in the south west? What's your general area? Though only if you are happy revealing it, of course.

I am just so used to chatting to ladies from across the pond, that I just kind of assumed you were another.

I have picked up one or two Americanisms, though. Have you noticed my tendency to say "awesome" instead of something more British like "superb"? Lol.

Edited August 3, 2016 by Guest

[steve25805 121,453]

More obscure terms I have heard ladies use for peeing include "painting the porcelain" and "squeezing the lemon".

[Adyguy6970 815]

Watering the lily, draining in the main vein (or lizard) and checking the plumbing are all expressions I've come across.

[TheColorGr3y 4]

I'm a big fan of just "piss" but using it in phrases like "shower you in piss" or "cover you in my piss"

[Fyrman 16]

How about letting the python spit, drain the main vein, visit the water closet, go to the outhouse, water the trees, make it rain, visit the head/ latrine, go to the John, visit the little soldiers/ Marines room.