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words you prefer to describe urination?


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In a casual situation, I'll usually say pee, sometimes piss.

In a slightly more formal setting, I might say relieve myself.

On the water, perhaps I'll say I need to use the head (marine toilet), even if I'm going over the side.

On a hike, maybe water the trail.

Of course, I could take after one of my hiking partners and just say I have to urinate. Although, I could never say it as cutely as she did, drawing out every syllable.

And, around my friends with a medical background, there's always micturate.

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I find it very sexy when a woman uses the word "piss", eg something like, "I need a piss". But even better if she said something like, "I really want to piss on someone right now."

But best of all if she said something like, "Can I piss on you, Steve?"

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Mmmm can I piss on you Steve :wink: lol

You can piss on me anytime you like......if only you could make it across that little pond known as the Atlantic Ocean. :laugh:

And if I could hear you asking me that in person in your sexiest female voice......instant bonersville, :biggrin:

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Proud to be British :)

British, eh?

That's awesome. There is hope yet, lol.

I live generally in the south west? What's your general area? Though only if you are happy revealing it, of course.

I am just so used to chatting to ladies from across the pond, that I just kind of assumed you were another.

I have picked up one or two Americanisms, though. Have you noticed my tendency to say "awesome" instead of something more British like "superb"? Lol.

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How about letting the python spit, drain the main vein, visit the water closet, go to the outhouse, water the trees, make it rain, visit the head/ latrine, go to the John, visit the little soldiers/ Marines room.

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