Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Kupar 13,351]

36 minutes ago, MasterDarcy said:

Those two are a real life couple and you can tell as they have a great connection. You can tell they love doing it and they have fun.

They actually registered here a while back. I had a little chat with Bruce. Seemed like a nice guy.

Agreed - And I had a little chat with Morgan, who seems like a lovely lady 🙂 

[Guest Wetling]

Found another one: Pets! 😑 Why do so many pissers have to have cats and dogs? Their dirty hair is everywhere, they meow or bark in the videos and I always wonder how they keep them from peeing in the same places as they do. Or maybe they don't. Eeek.

Edited April 2, 2023 by Wetling

[Takashi96 1,080]

On 4/2/2023 at 7:09 AM, Wetling said:

Found another one: Pets! 😑 Why do so many pissers have to have cats and dogs? Their dirty hair is everywhere, they meow or bark in the videos and I always wonder how they keep them from peeing in the same places as they do. Or maybe they don't. Eeek.

I worry that they'll get peed on by accident. 

[thisguy20 937]

Something which has been really getting on my nerves of late with pee porn (admittedly all porn, not just pee porn) it that a shockingly high percentage of the actors / performers are covered in the absolutely hideous tattoos.  A small tattoo, even if it is hideous, can be relatively easily ignored; a large beautiful tattoo, while it can be distracting, doesn't take away from the action.  Large numbers of small, randomly placed, uninspired tattoos (particularly the ones which are nothing more than writing) are distracting to the point of making what could be a good vid or pic essentially garbage.

[Ms. Tito 2,402]

On 9/2/2022 at 11:50 PM, Peenicks said:

While we're talking about the industry's mysogyny, I think the rampant trans-mysogyny and general transphobia is also worth highlighting. There are very few out trans people in the industry and even fewer who are willing to do pee porn, and honestly from what I've seen they have every reason not to! Even on fairly mainstream sites like Pornhub who rally behind LGBTQ+ positivity every Pride Month, they load their video titles up with slurs for the sake of SEO. My heart goes out to any trans folks working in the porn industry, they're my heroes and deserve so much better than the pathetic fetishistic bullshit they're likely the constant target of

A-frickin-men. 

[Ms. Tito 2,402]

On 9/8/2022 at 3:48 PM, kitty and mimi said:

this is the same reason why some women (in some cultures,with ladies room have only squat toilets, with no door, no partition)like to go to bathroom together (squat next to each other and pee)with their same sex friends. this is a way to express intimate friendship by showing each other one's own privacy in a non sexual way. In such culture,if a woman have a lot of friends pee with her,it mean that she is sociable and popular. otherwise,if a woman often go to bathroom alone or squat far away from other women, it mean that she is shy or she does not have so many friends. inside such bathroom,women tend to squat closer to friends and have distance from other female strangers, so the friendship and the closeness between women is more obvious inside this kind of bathroom, and less obvious outside of bathroom. inside the bathroom with open squat toilets can determine if two women really have good friendship by seeing their closeness between each other while peeing. If a woman go to bathroom alone, she will less likely to choose this kind of bathroom,if she have another choice, especially, if there were a lot of female strangers squat side by side in the bathroom. She will feel like stared at by other women if she squat alone. for woman who go to bathroom alone,the bathroom with toilet stalls is more favorable. but if several women go to bathroom together, bathroom with open squat toilet can be more favorable choice, because they will feel less embarrass to squat next to their friends. also, this can be a expression or determination of their friendship.

This is very true, also with queer friends.

[kvark 212]

On 2/19/2016 at 5:16 AM, steve25805 said:

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

Here are some of my pet hates.....

Little dribbles, especially after prolonged fake desperation.

Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man! And just let her get on with it and film what happens!

Any pee scene where the girl is obviously hating it.

Stop-start pees. I just wanna see a continuous flow. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? It would certainly explain that lifelong mystery - why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom!

Not keen on slo mo either.

And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally a girl will enjoy peeing a lot. But in reality, never quite that much. That comes afterwards when she maybe brings herself off. Come on guys, for fuck sake, let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing, really dudes!

And fucking music, which is almost always stunningly crap but even if it were so fucking great that I'd pay good money to hear it at a concert, that's not what I want from a pee video! If I wanted that I'd buy a fucking music video! I just wanna hear her pissing, guys!

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I haven't noticed this thread before - but HALLELUJA and AMEN to every word the OP uttered.

And I can add: When searching for grannies, matures, women pissing - but instead - DICKS, DICKS and more dicks pop up. I'm not gay. When I search the phrase "grannies pissing" - I look for grannies pissing, pissing grannies. NOT for five men pissing on a granny, after she sucked their cocks. A complete misunderstanding. I'm getting really tired of it. But for gays it must be the perfect world.

Sigh + sigh. 

Edited September 6 by kvark

[Revetahw 83]

If it’s clear, and you can definitely tell, that she’s doing it for the money, or doesn’t enjoy what she’s doing, I don’t care what the pose or situation is. It’s a turn off. When you can tell that she is obviously enjoying herself and truly enjoys the act it is so much better. The amateur stuff is hands down the best. 

[chubbyjack 323]

I hate music in any porn

I don't like pee videos made by the big porn manufacturers . So fake.

I prefer amateur or on streaming sites.

Not showing the facial expressions while peeing.

 

They don't linger enough after the pissing is done. I enjoy see the face or body covered in pee or cum for a minute or so and see the interactions of whoever was on film. 

 

[kitty and mimi 127]

On 9/6/2024 at 1:32 PM, Ms. Tito said:

This is very true, also with queer friends.

I prefer watching CSIS people go to bathroom together than queer people. I prefer watching peeing scene in mainstream movies or read articles about public bathroom cultures than watching peeing porn, because human relationship in real life bathroom situation not just fulfill the purpose of gay/lesbian porn, they also taught us about relationship and sexuality. I consider communal urination in public public bathroom as an epitome of evolutionary history of sexual selection. For some reasons, straight people had been have homosexual behaviors in some cultures through history. In some cultures, some male homosexual behaviors was considered to be a form of expressing masculinity. for example, in ancient Rome, gay sex was permitted for high status men to penetrate other men with low status. The high status men use homosexual behavior to demonstrates physical superiority to overpower low status men and force them into female role.

on the other hand, female homosexual behavior among straight women have been a strategy for women to connect to each other in order to protect and support each other.

interestingly, many straight  people in modern world still find such fulfilment from other people of same sex in gender segregation public bathroom environment without realizing it.

last week, I read a article in "The Encyclopedia Of Virtual community In Hong Kong", the title is "Toilet Stall peeing cultures". According to the articles, during last century in Hong Kong, it was common for men to go to bathroom together when they go to bar together. communal urination was a form of intrasexual competition. to ask a friend to go to bathroom together with him imply a initiation of peeing competition. that was also a way to show one self's confidence to attract women in bar. for example, when a man sit down in bar with his friend, and he was asked by his friend to go to bathroom together, if he reject, and said that he did not feel urge, the women in the bat will feel that he was admit to be defeated, and his friend win. he would became less attractive to women. if he really go to bathroom together with his friend, he tacitly agree to joint the pee contest, but the man who initiating the peeing contest may have upper hand when compete for women,because he look more confident. during that time in a bar, men's room and women's room are separated and facing each other. there were several urinals inside the men's room without partition between them. those who go inside the stall or stand too close to the urinal were tacitly admit to be defeated.the group of men try to stand far from the urinals in order to demonstrate how far and accurate they can pee. but there is one thing more interesting is that having a peeing contest inside a strict gender segregation environment is like joining a beauty pageant without out audience,because their supposed audience (people of opposite sex)were also peeing on the other side of the bathroom. there was hardly any contact between two single gender community during urination. there was only one urinal that was visible to the people outside the men's room when the door was open. when the women waiting in the bathroom line, they might see the man who were using the first urinal, which were considered to be the winner from the women's point of view because only the most confident man in that group would use it and which is the only thing that the women could see.but now, this form of pee contest became less common in Hong Kong, partitions between urinals become more and more common, more and more men choose to pee in stalls rather than urinals.

I think the cultures of peeing competition in men's room in past in Hong Kong is similar to some cultures of homosexual behavior among straight men in some primitive tribes. in some primitive cultures, it was common for straight men to have homosexual behavior before heterosexual marriage in order to prove their masculinity and  dominance over other men. in such societies, the women just let the men fighting each other to dead, only the men who win will have chance to mating with women. the women try to filter those weaker men in order to secure their resource and increase their chance of reproduction success. the homosexual act of penetrate is a symbol of overpower other men. this might be the reason why the women in bar choose the men who want to have peeing competition with other men.   I think people's relationship during communal urination in public bathroom is a milder form of expression of homosexual behavior among straight people which have been a survival instinct that imprint in human mind through history.

According to another articles which is called:"Private life in public restrooms: Men tend to be anxious in the company of same-sex partners " which I had read in another Chinese website, when men and women use separate bathroom when accompany by other people of same sex, women tend to feel safer while men feel more anxiety. some researchers use camera to observed the delay time of men urinating on urinals, they discover that it was difficult for men to pee on urinal when he was approach by another stranger. if that male stranger get closer to the man who was being observed, the man who pee will delay longer before start urinating, but he will pee faster and his peeing session became shorter. but on the other side of the bathroom, women did not have such anxiety. women tend to go to bathroom with same sex friends,  talk to strangers while waiting in line, and guard each other if the bathroom stall had no door.

I think women are programmed to support and protect each other while men are programmed to compete with each other in public bathroom setting. I think this is probably have to to with sexual selection. unlike men, women tend to feel safer and being protected when go to bathroom with same sex friends. I think the main reason men less likely go to bathroom together is because fear of intrasex competition. feminine women tend to prefer dominant women to go to bathroom together in order to feel more protected, while masculine men tend to prefer men who look weaker which they can overpower. within such bathroom relationship, the more dominance person usually initial that kind of relationship first, to ask if the other person want to go to bathroom together. if the two people are women, the relationship will likely take place because the more feminine woman will more likely feel safer to go to bathroom with more dominance woman. but if two people are men, that bathroom relationship will not be easy to take place because straight men who are non dominant, less masculine, usually lack heterosexual experience will fear of accused being gay, will easily be intimidate by stronger men, and will have hard time to have intimacy with other men.

In a mix gender environment, men will pay more attention to women, while women try to avoid unwanted attention from men, but in a gender segregation bathroom environment, while women feel safe from the unwanted attention from men, the more strong and masculine men will pay more attention to the weaker and more feminine men. those weaker and more feminine men will try to avoid the attention from other men. the men who already prove their competitive ability to attract women will not have problem of intimacy with other men. they can even use homosexual behavior to overpower other men in single gender environment when women are unavailable. for example, homosexual rape is common in modern male prisons. most men who commit  homosexual rape do not admit to be gay. they use homosexual behavior to overpower other men in gender segregation prison environment when women are unavailable.

I think the topic of "public bathroom sexology" is even more interesting than "prison sexology". I think I am the first person who come up with the term "public bathroom sexology",but there is already people come up with the term "prison sexology".

I don't like peeing porn because they did not teach us deeper about human relationship, while relationship during communal urination in real life public bathroom are not gay/ lesbian porn. the are real relationship between straight people of same sex  which tell us deeper about human sexuality.

 

Edited September 8 by kitty and mimi

[DoctorDoctor 1,406]

Interesting analysis. I do disagree with one observation you discussed - heterosexual men who pee in front of other men (or the same with heterosexual women) are not engaging in homosexual behavior. Even if it is a competition between the men. It is just men being competitive. We don't call women modeling sexy clothes in front of another woman homosexual.

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Def. Of porn  ,,, watching people you will never meet , doing things you will never do with the people you will never meet