Pissing on Bugs

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

How many people here have pissed on bugs before? Maybe you've seen a bunch of ants in your backyard and as you were whipping it out you thought, "I'm gonna give these little bastards a hose down" or maybe you were camping and noticed a slug and decided you were going to hover over it and blast it like the spaceship from Independence Day or maybe you saw a spider and decided it might be a good time to work on your aim.

I've always been curious as to how many people have tried peeing on a bug at some point in their lives or at least would pee on one if given an opportunity. 

This became a kink for me in my early teens; there was this girl we were with and peed on an anthill I guess as a dare or to get a laugh out of us or something, but whatever reason I really liked it and it's been something I've liked ever since.

Now, it's not a question to ask in most places, but if any place is open to the question; it's probably here.

 

Edited June 5 by MostlyVanilla69

[Alpian 687]

Since childhood, I've often peed outdoors, and obviously from time to time some critter was around and inviting to be aimed at. Done it a few times and never observed an adverse effect on the animals that just continued with their business once the flood had soaked into the soil. Doesn't turn me on, though.

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

On 6/13/2024 at 6:29 PM, Alpian said:

Since childhood, I've often peed outdoors, and obviously from time to time some critter was around and inviting to be aimed at. Done it a few times and never observed an adverse effect on the animals that just continued with their business once the flood had soaked into the soil. Doesn't turn me on, though.

Do you have any interesting stories or details?

[Darlene 544]

On 6/5/2024 at 5:24 AM, MostlyVanilla69 said:

How many people here have pissed on bugs before? Maybe you've seen a bunch of ants in your backyard and as you were whipping it out you thought, "I'm gonna give these little bastards a hose down" or maybe you were camping and noticed a slug and decided you were going to hover over it and blast it like the spaceship from Independence Day or maybe you saw a spider and decided it might be a good time to work on your aim.

I've always been curious as to how many people have tried peeing on a bug at some point in their lives or at least would pee on one if given an opportunity. 

This became a kink for me in my early teens; there was this girl we were with and peed on an anthill I guess as a dare or to get a laugh out of us or something, but whatever reason I really liked it and it's been something I've liked ever since.

Now, it's not a question to ask in most places, but if any place is open to the question; it's probably here.

 

I pissed over an ant hill before. Soaked it really good too practicing my aim. They definitely deserve it too, I shook the drops from my pussy before sliding my underwear back into place. A little piss/spit never hurt anyone. 

[HitEmAll 1,066]

Reminds me of a specific south park episode, where Britney Spears is caught pissing on a ladybug.. 🙂

I think the vote does not work really well, because after selecting "No" you still have to fill out the other three questions.

I never intentionally peed on a bug. Insects are pretty robust, but I don't know if they'd survive my pee stream? 🤔

Anyway, Britney spears pissing on a ladybug:

 

[SnakeFace 359]

I once peed onto a spider while in the shower. Was a fun way to wash it down the drain

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

4 hours ago, Darlene said:

I pissed over an ant hill before. Soaked it really good too practicing my aim. They definitely deserve it too, I shook the drops from my pussy before sliding my underwear back into place. A little piss/spit never hurt anyone. 

How long ago what?

Standing piss?

I assumed they bit you and decided to give them a taste of something special.

[F0rester 165]

Any bugs I catch in my home leave via toilet. If I am flushing it for that reason might as well take care of other needs as well. Outdoors, I'm not going to go out of my way to avoid anything. I may opt to aim toward annoying flying insects though. 

[Darlene 544]

On 6/16/2024 at 8:06 AM, MostlyVanilla69 said:

How long ago what?

Standing piss?

I assumed they bit you and decided to give them a taste of something special.

Definitely as a preteen and at the time, there wasn’t any sources to an actual clean restroom/working one and this was a squat over the ant hill.

Sandals/Flip flops are the worse to wear to an event that’s mainly outside and yes, I’ve gotten bitten before. I try not to leave the house without my feet being properly protected nowadays.

[rose.y 73]

I've done it once or twice,  emptied a spider into the toilet and then emptied myself over top of it. I felt bad a bit, but I did find it kind of exciting to think about, and I especially enjoyed watching it swirl down the toilet with my pee at the end.

 

 

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

On 6/28/2024 at 12:28 AM, rose.y said:

I've done it once or twice,  emptied a spider into the toilet and then emptied myself over top of it. I felt bad a bit, but I did find it kind of exciting to think about, and I especially enjoyed watching it swirl down the toilet with my pee at the end.

 

 

Never tried it outside?

Would you ever?

[rose.y 73]

On 7/8/2024 at 4:30 AM, MostlyVanilla69 said:

Never tried it outside?

Would you ever?

I haven't intentionally yet, but wouldn't say no if the opportunity arose. So long as I feel safe from the bug (might not pick one with wings) I wouldn't mind giving it a bit of a "special rainstorm"

[Sarah_Hiker31 737]

 I’ve done this recently a few months ago. The idea of it gets me really excited for some reason 😂. When I was hiking I spotted a big anthill and I knew I needed to piss on it. So, as one does, I lowered my leggings and squatted right over and emptied my bladder all over the ant hill. They’ve probably started some tiny ant religion over this event.

[glad1 2,832]

8 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

 I’ve done this recently a few months ago. The idea of it gets me really excited for some reason 😂. When I was hiking I spotted a big anthill and I knew I needed to piss on it. So, as one does, I lowered my leggings and squatted right over and emptied my bladder all over the ant hill. They’ve probably started some tiny ant religion over this event.

I'm pretty sure that ant colony from now on will describe the event as "The Great Flood." And if those were carpenter ants, I'm sure they would have all gotten together to construct for themselves a large boat. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

11 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

 . . . . So, as one does, I lowered my leggings and squatted right over and emptied my bladder all over the ant hill. They’ve probably started some tiny ant religion over this event.

ROFL. My imagination - The last thing they see is a "moon", a shadow, a pair of lips opening, and a warm salty rain flooding down before they are washed away.

[wettingman 571]

We have been plagued by stink bugs in mostly inside the house recent years. If I were to squish them they release a terrible odor, hence the name. So I have gently captured them in my hand and dropped them in the toilet. Then I whipped out my dick and peed on them  , and watch them struggle just for fun This is not part of my holding my pee fetish. I am just punishing the bastards for annoying me.

[Felix 6]

18 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

 I’ve done this recently a few months ago. The idea of it gets me really excited for some reason 😂. When I was hiking I spotted a big anthill and I knew I needed to piss on it. So, as one does, I lowered my leggings and squatted right over and emptied my bladder all over the ant hill. They’ve probably started some tiny ant religion over this event.

What do you think, how big was the damage you caused? Did you manage to flood their entire house? 😂

And did you wipe?

 

[rose.y 73]

On 7/11/2024 at 11:50 PM, wettingman said:

We have been plagued by stink bugs in mostly inside the house recent years. If I were to squish them they release a terrible odor, hence the name. So I have gently captured them in my hand and dropped them in the toilet. Then I whipped out my dick and peed on them  , and watch them struggle just for fun This is not part of my holding my pee fetish. I am just punishing the bastards for annoying me.

Sounds satisfying! How many did you soak at a time? And what did you do once you finished spraying them down?

[wettingman 571]

I usually only catch one or two at a time . I don't want them escaping while I hunt for more. Once I have emptied my bladder on them, I watch to make sure they are no longer struggling then flush them away

 

 

[Sarah_Hiker31 737]

On 7/12/2024 at 5:14 AM, Felix said:

What do you think, how big was the damage you caused? Did you manage to flood their entire house? 😂

And did you wipe?

 

Well I left a giant hole in the middle of their anthill. And yes I did wipe with a few leaves 😆 

[MostlyVanilla69 12]

19 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

Well I left a giant hole in the middle of their anthill. And yes I did wipe with a few leaves 😆 

How often do you do this sort of thing?

And it sounds like you just completely blasted it with piss.

[Sarah_Hiker31 737]

1 minute ago, MostlyVanilla69 said:

How often do you do this sort of thing?

And it sounds like you just completely blasted it with piss.

I don’t pee on bugs too often but if I get the chance I would. Oh I did, it looked like a hurricane hit 

[Felix 6]

6 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

I don’t pee on bugs too often but if I get the chance I would. Oh I did, it looked like a hurricane hit 

Amazing Sarah 😁 But I wonder whether you do not feel sorry for that little animals?

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

On 7/14/2024 at 11:08 AM, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

Well I left a giant hole in the middle of their anthill. And yes I did wipe with a few leaves 😆 

Wow, drilled a hole with your pee stream!

[Sarah_Hiker31 737]

7 hours ago, Felix said:

Amazing Sarah 😁 But I wonder whether you do not feel sorry for that little animals?

Not really, I hate ants