What Advice Can You Give Me?

[Bacardi 9,168]

Howdy friends.

For months now I have been wanting to pee in a parking garage. The only one I frequent tho is my school's garage every week and I know for a fact that my professors and other school faculty park there and theres cameras that i cant see so I don't want to risk it. I'm graduating this coming December so I need to be on my best behavior 🤣🎓

But, in the next town over from me is a target with a massive parking garage. The upper level is always, *always* empty. 100 percent of the time I've gone up there I've always been the only person up there so I've always thought it would be an easy place to pee. I just got some bad news and would really like to treat myself so this coming Monday I'm going to try and pee up there. 

You guys know me. I'm sooo nervous about this whole thing lol. I live in America and you can get in big trouble for public urination, which is why I have this planned out Mission Impossible style with maps and everything 🤣

So I know for a fact that there is cameras up there: one in the actually stairwell (the elevators never work and are always filthy) and one outside of the stairwell that I would assume over looks the entire garage.

Picture a square: the entrance to the garage is in the lower right corner and the camera is in the lower left. My plan is to drive to the top left corner and park my car (a giant SUV) there, get out with a cup in my hand, walk over to the other side of my car, open the door to make it look like I'm rummaging around for a few seconds, pee, then leave. I'm hoping if someone looks at the camera it'll just look like I dumped something on the ground, assuming the won't be able to see me pee. 

Now, what advice does everyone have for me? Be detailed cause I want to be ready lol. For context it'll be about 830 at night, and I'm a woman but hate dresses so I'll be wearing a shirt and legging and a thong. 

[WantonLee 823]

My first thought was "wear a mask", because after the pandemic people walking around with masks are a bit more common then a couple of years back.
Then again, since you are using your own car to get into the garage, and your number plate is likely to get filmed, this is more or less pointless. ^^

The idea with the cup is good.
I would set myself up so that I am out of sight (you sure there is only ONE camera? ;)), but still behind something... rummaging in a bag or what ever... and have the cup somewhere where you can "accidentally" knock it over.

Do not forget to act upset at yourself... even if you are not going to be seen.

If there is a camera filming the spot you park in, it will be quite evident that it was you who caused the wet spot on the ground, that was not there before you parked there... so... just plan for this - even if you are not going to be seen.

 

Better still:
plan for an accidental pee. So in case you are confronted, your story would be that you lost control and were to embarrassed to mop your mess up.

And:
Just make sure you are actually doing something in the area... just parking, rummaging around and then leaving is certainly suspicious behavior. 😉

On that note:
Stowing away shopping bags and dropping one of them is probably going to be a good cover-up, especially if the one dropped contains some kind of container... that might break (open) and spill it's (liquid) content when dropped.

If there are bins in the garage, you could be carrying a soaked bag over to a bin and throw it away, provided your acting is good enough. ^^


That's all that comes to my mind.
Other then: Good Luck. 😉

[Paulypeeps 4,990]

This sounds like fun.

So, to get to the point:-

1. Behave as normal as possible. Park where you would normally park. Just be normal.
2. Don't worry about the camera, and certainly don't look for the camera. Be normal - you would not normally be looking for a camera.
3. Go and do what you normally do in Target. Be normal.
4. When you get back to your car open the door and pee. This is the bit where you will have to decide what you want to do - I would wear a skirt and just stand and pee either with my feet apart or feet together and down my legs if I want to be super-discreet. If like you I was wearing leggings I would just stand and wet myself too, and perhaps have prepared the car seat with a towel for the ride home.
5. As soon as you have peed just get in the car and drive home.

There is nothing at all out of the ordinary to arouse suspicion. Even if a camera was right over your parking bay no one would take the slightest interest in what you are doing.

Have fun, and enjoy the ride home...

[Bacardi 9,168]

1 hour ago, WantonLee said:

Just make sure you are actually doing something in the area... just parking, rummaging around and then leaving is certainly suspicious behavior. 😉

 

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

Go and do what you normally do in Target. Be normal.

Wow I'll never say no to a shopping trip to target lol. You guys really think going inside and buying something will be a good idea? Maybe once they see me paying they'll be less inclined to follow me on the camera. And @WantonLee  I'd have a better excuse to wear a mask. 

[Paulypeeps 4,990]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

 

Wow I'll never say no to a shopping trip to target lol. You guys really think going inside and buying something will be a good idea? Maybe once they see me paying they'll be less inclined to follow me on the camera. And @WantonLee  I'd have a better excuse to wear a mask. 

Not going inside will definitely be a bad idea. A puddle is never pee unless they see who made it, and for that someone would have to have cause to be interested! Target love their customers,  and a little puddle won't stop them loving you...

[TrashyToni 106]

Why don’t you just pee in a garage where there is no cameras or at least none covering the area you will be flooding?

[Kittykiss 375]

If you're wearing leggings then it's going to be even easier for you since your leggings will soak it all up and the camera won't pick up anything. But this also means that you'll have to drive home wearing that wet leggings.

If you're okay with that then -

1. Buy some stuff from target and also take a huge bag with you, with random stuff in it. 

2. Place the target bag, in the front seat while you're still standing outside. Then open the back door of the car to take the bigger bag out and release a couple of spurts. Thats going to help you to get over your nerves and the camera won't pick up anything at all. 

3. Place the bigger bag also on the front seat and take out some stuff from the target bag and place it onto the bigger bag, and vice versa. Just rummaging through one bag is going to make you look sus. Now release bigger spurts and see how it makes you feel. If you feel confident then pee very casually. It will pool under your feet but that won't really be a problem. 

4. After you're done place the bags at the back seats, to actually make it look like you were actually doing something. 

5. Drive away.

At no point, should you even try to look for the camera or look around to see if anyone is watching you. Even if some random someone approaches you, remember that you don't know them and they dont know you. Just get in your car and drive away. 

[MidoriLemonade85 1,937]

5 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

This sounds like fun.

So, to get to the point:-

1. Behave as normal as possible. Park where you would normally park. Just be normal.
2. Don't worry about the camera, and certainly don't look for the camera. Be normal - you would not normally be looking for a camera.
3. Go and do what you normally do in Target. Be normal.
4. When you get back to your car open the door and pee. This is the bit where you will have to decide what you want to do - I would wear a skirt and just stand and pee either with my feet apart or feet together and down my legs if I want to be super-discreet. If like you I was wearing leggings I would just stand and wet myself too, and perhaps have prepared the car seat with a towel for the ride home.
5. As soon as you have peed just get in the car and drive home.

There is nothing at all out of the ordinary to arouse suspicion. Even if a camera was right over your parking bay no one would take the slightest interest in what you are doing.

Have fun, and enjoy the ride home...

Has anyone ever told you that you are perfect? I just love the way you think. ❤️‍🔥Yes I would wear a skirt too or pee down through my leggings with legs together because I am modest. And towel on seat is great thinking too. 💚

[MidoriLemonade85 1,937]

Right, girl. I have drawn a map too, according to your description. It helped - as I was originally confused because I forgot your steering wheel is on the other side of the car! 😆

I think a plastic drink bottle beats a cup. You could have the lid on it loosely and drop it “accidentally” so it spills on the ground, and your pee puddle would look like spilled water. But do it on departure, not arrival. 

I think you should chill because carparks are quite messy places generally. Whenever I park in the multi-story carparks in the city they are full of pee puddles as well as various car fluids and oils. 

The cameras are there to pick up things like car thieves, fights and assaults, etc. and are usually low resolution. At night it would pick up even less detail with you on the far side of the garage behind your giant car. So that sounds safe. 
 

I would wear a long dress or pee through leggings and have a towel on the drivers seat for when I got back in. 
 

But in regards to timing, definitely:

1. Park car. 
2. Go to Target and drink from your drink bottle. Leave a bit in there. 
3. Return to car, put shopping in boot and accidentally drop bottle on ground. 
4. Stand next to car, relax and pee. Or squat because you are retrieving your drink bottle from next to or under your car. 
5. Hop onto your towel covered driver’s seat and head home, leaving your puddle on the ground. 
 

I would suggest @Alfresco may have further tips. 
 

💚💚💚

 

[MidoriLemonade85 1,937]

[Gin 34]

My advice is don't sweat it. I doubt anybody's going to bother you because of a puddle in the parking garage. I bet you won't be the first nor last to pee in there. As long as you don't act suspicious (go to the store, don't look for cameras) you'll be fine.

[gldenwetgoose 20,260]

My suggestion would be to not drive up onto an empty level and go to the furthest point...   If there is anyone watching cameras (which may be unlikely) and they see someone driving up the ramp when the lower level has spaces, that may trigger their interest.  And then they'd wonder why you were going for the furthest corner.

Instead, and I know I've said this before - just pick a normal parking level where there's other cars.  Pick a space with a wall behind it (although not essential) and ideally either in a corner, and reverse into the space leaving enough space to get to open your trunk.   Cameras will most likely be covering the driving lanes and pedestrian exits, not the space against the wall.

Then like others have said, go to the back of your car, sort out stuff from your trunk.  You'll be able to see if anyone is coming to or from nearby cars and all they'd see at that point is someone sorting stuff at the back of their car.  Then when the moment's right, just pop that squat and think of us all. 

[Bacardi 9,168]

12 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Right, girl. I have drawn a map too, according to your description. It helped - as I was originally confused because I forgot your steering wheel is on the other side of the car!

Next time I catch you in the chat I'll send a picture on IG. It has text about where I'll pee on it so I don't wanna just send it out of the blue lol.

But other than that, what I'm hearing is to park normally, go shopping, then pee on my way out. I should have specified that I don't wanna wet tho because I'll be coming home to a full house and I don't want my family to question why my pants are wet lol. Plus it's always been my preference to move pants out of the way!

I usually park closer to the stairwell but I'll still park in that upper left corner, place my target back in the back driver seat, then "pretend" to spill something out of the bag, squat, and pee. Then make a beeline out lol. 

You guys are such a supportive bunch. I wish I could have one of you come help me. I always say I'd feel so much better if I had someone with me. 

Now I just need to come up with something to buy at target 💀

[jorel2012 204]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Now I just need to come up with something to buy at target 💀

How about an umbrella?   
Try it out after you’ve bought it (perhaps at your car at the parking lot) and cams from above are covered 😁

[Bacardi 9,168]

5 hours ago, jorel2012 said:

How about an umbrella?   
Try it out after you’ve bought it (perhaps at your car at the parking lot) and cams from above are covered 😁

You know that wouldn't be a bad idea. We have one and it stays in my car because I do pick up and drop off and my husband is always fighting me for it 🤣

I did check Google a little closely but I'm sad to see as of "2024" it looks like the whole garage is shut down 😫 I don't know how long ago the pics were taken. I'll still stop by and see. If not I'll try and take this advice and pee somewhere else! Not many parking garages around me unfortunately lol.

[Justasailor 184]

I think you could even get fairly easy away with it by just squatting between parked cars, if there are no people around. But whatever you do, I hope you succeed and have a lot of fun!

[Watchyoupee 108]

Just act normal and park in a normal spot and pee you’ll be fine. I pee outside daily. Just act natural. They don’t watch the cameras normally unless something suspicious is happening so don’t even worry about the cameras. Enjoy yourself risky public pees are a ton of fun and a huge relief after. I’d shop, go to the car, open both doors, pee, wipe, leave the wipe behind as evidence and leave. 
I love finding puddles with used TP next to them. Puddle pictures are accepted too afterwards. 
good luck and have fun 

[MidoriLemonade85 1,937]

11 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Next time I catch you in the chat I'll send a picture on IG. It has text about where I'll pee on it so I don't wanna just send it out of the blue lol.

But other than that, what I'm hearing is to park normally, go shopping, then pee on my way out. I should have specified that I don't wanna wet tho because I'll be coming home to a full house and I don't want my family to question why my pants are wet lol. Plus it's always been my preference to move pants out of the way!

I usually park closer to the stairwell but I'll still park in that upper left corner, place my target back in the back driver seat, then "pretend" to spill something out of the bag, squat, and pee. Then make a beeline out lol. 

You guys are such a supportive bunch. I wish I could have one of you come help me. I always say I'd feel so much better if I had someone with me. 

Now I just need to come up with something to buy at target 💀

Sure just send it on IG…all good. 

Yes. Park, shop, pee and skedaddle. 🙂

Wear something easy to move out the way of the pee then I guess if not a long gypsy skirt. Have tissues or a little towel available to wipe wet skin if needed. 

I think it is the art of the “poker face.” Act normal and don’t give away what’s in your mind. Most people are so self-absorbed that they don’t care or don’t notice what others do. That is how most of us PeeFans get through the day. 
 

“Me, no I am not looking at porn, I’m checking the weather on my phone. Yes I did the dishes (you’ll never guess I peed on them beforehand). That puddle on the toilet floor…no, it was there when I got here, I’d never do that, you know me…”

It is all in the art of keeping any emotion or nervousness firmly under a lid and not letting any out through your facial expressions, just like in Poker. I am amazed at how I have honed the skill and also the art of super-awareness…knowing where any human being is around me and how long it will take for them to get to me and see what I am doing. 

I will be there in spirit, lovey. We all will. 💚 You’ll be right. 

[litltimmy 43]

Just act normal, put a smartphone up to your ear and walk in circles like you're talking or play with your phone while you're peeing. No one looks through hours of video unless there's some crime.

[Alfresco 11,008]

@Bacardi, so today is the day!   I have given you loads of advice privately and I hope it helps.

In general and summary I agree with what people are putting in this thread.  The most important things are:

• Don’t worry about the cameras. OK, don’t pee directly in front of one, but generally cameras are not being actively watched and are used mostly as a deterrent and to provide recording evidence for a crime that the shop deem serious enough to make it worth trawling through the video recordings.  I have spent time trying to find things on a camera system and it is a pain.  They are not going to waste time on finding out who made a puddle in a parking area.  If they are actively watching any cameras then it will be the ones covering shoplifting and cash registers - not some remote area of the car park.
• Do be natural.   I agree with the comments about going into the shop and shopping as normal.   Peeing between your boot (trunk) and a wall is your best cover.  Doors opening towards a wall will also work.
• Don’t panic about being caught.  If a woman catches you they will probably think you must have been really desperate and feel sorry for you,  If a man catches you then he might be surprised but you probably just made his day.  Even if he doesn’t appreciate spotting you squatting, he isn’t going to report you as he won’t want to be bothered and he has probably pissed by his car at some time in his life.
• In the highly unlikely situation that you are caught and the person says something, just apologise and say you were desperate and nearly flooding your leggings.  People are way more sympathetic to women peeing than they are to men as they assume that a woman peeing was seriously desperate to make her willing to pee in public.
• Do be desperate or at least comfortably full.   It will make it so much easier to pee if you really need to go.   You will be able to squat, pee and be out of there quickly.   If you don’t really need to pee then your brain will be fighting you as it is not a toilet and you are not used to this. If you don’t need to pee then you could be squatted there for minutes waiting to be able to pee.  Far better to really need it and your body beats your brain.
• Do relax, don’t tense up or panic.   Just pee naturally.
• Do let it all out.  It will feel wonderful.  Once you have started, you have done the hard bit.  Don’t try cutting the flow in order to only leave a small puddle - that would take away from the feeling and you would be uncomfortable on the way home.
• ENJOY!

I really hope you go for it today and you will realise that it is actually very easy and gets easier every time you do it. Practice more and it will become second nature.

[Bacardi 9,168]

5 hours ago, Alfresco said:

 Even if he doesn’t appreciate spotting you squatting, he isn’t going to report you as he won’t want to be bothered and he has probably pissed by his car at some time in his life.

Can you imagine if someone did catch me and then there's a post here about how someone caught a girl peeing next to her car in the parking garage? 💀 if that were to happen I'd at least want to get his number first lol.

Thanks for the advice Tall Handsome, and everyone else. But bad news is I confirmed with a friend that they do have both the top and the bottom blocked off with large shipping containers and it looks like they are doing construction. That was over the weekend she was there. It didn't really matter tho cause I'm under the weather and won't be attending class this evening. I'll be back in person not next Monday but the Monday after next so that'll give them two more weeks to get what they're doing finished. I just hope that they aren't demolishing it. 

@Alfresco I previously sent you the garage I was planning on doing this in if you want to take a look for yourself 😭

[oliver2 3,899]

57 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Alfresco I previously sent you the garage I was planning on doing this in if you want to take a look for yourself

That’s a long way to go to find a pis-scented garage!

[Alfresco 11,008]

@Bacardi, so sorry to hear that your plans are scuppered.   Yes, I looked at that location on Google Maps at the time, so I know where you mean and understand what you are describing.

Sorry to hear you are not well either.   Hope you get better soon and can try again in a couple of weeks.

As the multi storey parking is closed off, then you still have a couple of good options at that location.

1) just park in the main open air car park and squat behind the car.

2) walk from the car park past the containers and see if there is a suitable gap between or behind them to go and hide for a pee.

3) look to see if there is still pedestrian access into the multi storey parking.   If you can still walk in there and they are not actively doing construction at the time, then you have the whole of the structure empty and available to yourself.  

[Alfresco 11,008]

Just looked on Street View and the latest photo from that location is in 2019 and at that point there were large lorry back type skips in front of the entrances to both floors.   If that is the same situation now then it looks like they are not using that parking building at all and probably not refurbishing it, so the parking building is empty and good for a pee location (and has probably been used as much by others too).   Definitely worth checking out.  If the photo is still accurate then there is plenty of room to go into the building by passing the skips and there is also the option for peeing behind the skips.  

Without revealing the location, this is what I'm seeing:

If they have effectively abandoned the use of that parking structure (which is what it looks like) then they definitely won't be concentrating on watching any cameras so you should be able to pee there without any risk and also highly unlikely that anyone would even find your puddle before it dried up.

[Bacardi 9,168]

5 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Just looked on Street View and the latest photo from that location is in 2019

That's weird that yours says 2019 cause mine says 2024. Regardless I moved to the area in 2021 and there definitely was not shipping containers blocking it off any time recently except for the weekend lol. I'll definitely give it another try in 2 weeks when I hopefully do not have a fever anymore. It's something that I want to try and there's just never been a good opportunity!