Lazy piss

[ben1322 11]

Recently gotten really into not getting up during the night, with the cold ill wake up needing to go, so ill just roll on my side pull my cock out of pants and covers and just drench the wall and floor, put it away and go back to sleep. Anyone else like todo this?

[GenericUsername 1,109]

I've wanted to try that for years

[beachmom 1,815]

My husband does at hotels.

[rick777 189]

It happened  this evening, Carol and I were sitting on the front porch having a drink, I pulled my cock out and peed on the porch, Carol said nothing, just sat there and wet herself sitting in the chair, sitting in her puddle as we  continued on with our evening drink

[Alfresco 11,639]

Yes I'd love to be able to do this.  I have done it a few times when I was much younger and I have done it once or twice in a hotel, but I'd never do it at home now as my wife would not be at all pleased.

I quite like camping in my small tent which has the entrance on the side.  I can just unzip my sleeping bag, then unzip the door where it runs along the base of the door and pee out of the door from in my sleeping bag without getting up.   That's very enjoyable and then I can go straight back to sleep.

[steve25805 126,155]

Out of laziness I often piss in the bath when I am in it. And also when I am not in it I often walk into the bathroom and get my dick out and just piss in the bath. This is because the bath is almost immediately inside the bathroom door whilst the toilet is at the other end of the bathroom. So I get to the bath first, lol

[Rosita 630]

I'm not into peeing around the house no matter how lazy or desperate I feel.

BUT. 

Having said that during finals week when I was pursuing my masters and was living in the uni dorms, I woke up at an odd hour desperate to pee. I was knackered and sleep deprived so instead of going to the toilet I pulled my shorts down, stuck my butt out of the bed and let out a good few spurts onto the carpet just to ease my bladder and went back to sleep. On a hindsight, that wasn't a good decision really because I woke up just a few hours after dying to pee haha

Edited January 20, 2023 by Rosita

[ben1322 11]

12 hours ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I do this all the time I position my pussy to pee between the gap of my wall and bed

Yess, exactly this 

[ProfessionalPisser 70]

I totally understand that desire but the only time I’ve really gotten the chance to do this was because I was preparing to move and so I’d purchased a new bed, new mattress, mattress topper, etc. and knew that the whole set-up I was currently laying on would only be around for a few more days…

I was having trouble falling asleep and realized that I definitely drank too much water before getting in bed. I considered getting up and walking to the bathroom, but I thought to myself that I very easily could stay right where I was. After all, this would be one of only a few nights that I’d be in a bed that I could just pee all over if I wanted to and not have to worry about cleaning anything up.

That logic was solid enough to convince me. 😂 I was only wearing a T-shirt and I didn’t have underwear on to start with, but I was liking the feeling of desperation and I wanted to hold out a little so that I could reward myself with a long, warm, and strong stream. As a way of teasing myself, though, I held my legs together tightly and pushed myself deeper into my mattress topper and just closed my eyes and let some decent streams flow directly into my sheets. I could feel the mattress topper get warm as a little puddle formed right under me and that made me want to just keep on going… 

It felt so good that I kicked off my duvet entirely, let my legs spread apart and rest back down casually but with my knees bent a little more so that I could really angle my hips the way I wanted. At this point I was just loving how hot it felt to do what I wanted to do in my own space without any reservations. I used my fingers to direct the next stream of pee up into the air and the feeling of it splashing back onto me was super hot. I admittedly got a little carried away because I was feeling so chill and relaxed. So I wasn’t exactly careful about how loud my hot pee was hissing… or about where exactly I was aiming… but it was all good. Only let a few long streams actually reach the floor haha 

But it didn’t matter anyway because I wasn’t worried at all about making a mess. I was just enjoying that moment of being casual and lazy and peeing all over just because I could. 

I wish I had more opportunities to do things like that, without too much foresight or being worried about cleanup. All I had to do was just roll over to the other side of my bed and it was clean and dry! 

10/10, hot AND convenient. 

[RDC 213]

On 1/19/2023 at 9:58 PM, ben1322 said:

Recently gotten really into not getting up during the night, with the cold ill wake up needing to go, so ill just roll on my side pull my cock out of pants and covers and just drench the wall and floor, put it away and go back to sleep. Anyone else like todo this?

I would love to do that in a hotel next time! At home I have a cardboard box next to my bed which I use now to pee in already for a couple of days (see my other posts for photo & video..). In a hotel I did pee several times between the bed headboard and the wall. Loved it!!

[pee01 1,522]

Lazy pee for me is when I pee on my self or Just get up and pee on some carpet. 

[737DK737 891]

On 1/20/2023 at 8:41 AM, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I do this all the time I position my pussy to pee between the gap of my wall and bed

Do you have carpet in your Bedroom and does the wall already have stains? 

[wetwulf 3,324]

On 1/20/2023 at 2:41 AM, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I do this all the time I position my pussy to pee between the gap of my wall and bed

That's so hot! I've had several women characters in my stories do this because I think it's such a sexy thing to do.

It's been years, but I once stayed at a hotel for work and got drunk at the hotel bar before bed. Sometime in the night, I remember waking up having to pee, so I just rolled over and peed from the bed to the floor.

[morty98 262]

On 1/31/2023 at 3:38 PM, AbbyPeePrincess said:

Their no carpet only tile and the wall does has stains

Do you clean the pee away from the floor sometimes or leave it there?

Edited February 10, 2023 by morty98

[ben1322 11]

Not done this for a while till tonight left quite the puddle felt amazing