A few weekend experiences

[Eliminature 5,209]

I'll bet some of you male members wish that you had been in the gents' loos at a popular Swedish furniture chain in the East Midlands on Saturday. Mr E and I were travelling North to see friends and family for the first time since lockdown and we stopped at this particular branch of said furniture chain for lunch (they're famous for their meatballs, both regular and plant based). Staying hydrated, I needed to relieve myself before lunch and we made straight for the lavatories.

Unfortunately, both family loos were locked and there was a huge queue outside the ladies with a sign on the door saying "closed for cleaning" or something like that, and the door was blocked by a cleaning cart. FFS!!

Now, I had every intention of using the men's, but ahead of me, I'd seen a boy of about twelve go in there and whilst I don't really have a problem with grown men seeing me standing at the urinal, minors are another matter. I can't subject them to that. So I waited until the youngster had left the men's loos. Whilst I was waiting, a young lady, probably about 25, came ambling up, looking at the queue in despair. She had pale blonde hair pulled up into a top knot, or bun and was wearing a figure hugging navy blue dress. Although she had a pale tan, she seemed a bit like a stereotypical Scandinavian. Tall, blonde and with blue eyes. Quite pretty.

Anyway, this lady tried both of the family loos, no luck. She quite clearly needed to go badly. No obvious signs of desperation, but I just knew. I said to her "I'm going in the gent's in a minute, but there's a youngish boy in there. I'll just wait for him to come out." Women can speak to each other in queues like this, by the way. It isn't generally frowned upon. I can't remember precisely what she said, but we agreed that we'd go and use the men's loos.

As soon as the boy came out, she and I went straight into the men's loos. I did say to her "My husband is in there too, but he won't bother you, I promise." She nodded and we both went in there. I stood at the first urinal - my husband was at the third and the second was out of use - and the lady made thankfully for a cubicle. I lifted my dress, pulled my panties aside and aimed a long, clear jet into the urinal. Behind me, I heard the lady in the cubicle peeing: her pee hissed as she finally relaxed and let it out into the toilet. A much needed one, I'm sure she enjoyed it. I know I enjoyed mine as it sprayed against the porcelain, drowning out the sound of my husband's. After Mr E and I had finished and both shaken, we washed our hands as I heard the elastic of the cubicle lady's knickers being adjusted. We then left the gent's for our lunch.

I saw the young Scandinavian looking lady emerge a few minutes later, looking much happier.

I will post about something else that happened later that evening. Though be warned, that does mainly concern male peeing.

[Sophie 24,410]

Wonderful story! 

I wish I had your confidence / bravery. I've used the gents a couple of times but it has always been in a cubicle. I don't think I'd be able to walk up to a urinal, pull my knickers aside and pee. 

Thanks for sharing!!

[JesseP 1,277]

49 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

I'll bet some of you male members wish that you had been in the gents' loos at a popular Swedish furniture chain in the East Midlands on Saturday. Mr E and I were travelling North to see friends and family for the first time since lockdown and we stopped at this particular branch of said furniture chain for lunch (they're famous for their meatballs, both regular and plant based). Staying hydrated, I needed to relieve myself before lunch and we made straight for the lavatories.

Unfortunately, both family loos were locked and there was a huge queue outside the ladies with a sign on the door saying "closed for cleaning" or something like that, and the door was blocked by a cleaning cart. FFS!!

Now, I had every intention of using the men's, but ahead of me, I'd seen a boy of about twelve go in there and whilst I don't really have a problem with grown men seeing me standing at the urinal, minors are another matter. I can't subject them to that. So I waited until the youngster had left the men's loos. Whilst I was waiting, a young lady, probably about 25, came ambling up, looking at the queue in despair. She had pale blonde hair pulled up into a top knot, or bun and was wearing a figure hugging navy blue dress. Although she had a pale tan, she seemed a bit like a stereotypical Scandinavian. Tall, blonde and with blue eyes. Quite pretty.

Anyway, this lady tried both of the family loos, no luck. She quite clearly needed to go badly. No obvious signs of desperation, but I just knew. I said to her "I'm going in the gent's in a minute, but there's a youngish boy in there. I'll just wait for him to come out." Women can speak to each other in queues like this, by the way. It isn't generally frowned upon. I can't remember precisely what she said, but we agreed that we'd go and use the men's loos.

As soon as the boy came out, she and I went straight into the men's loos. I did say to her "My husband is in there too, but he won't bother you, I promise." She nodded and we both went in there. I stood at the first urinal - my husband was at the third and the second was out of use - and the lady made thankfully for a cubicle. I lifted my dress, pulled my panties aside and aimed a long, clear jet into the urinal. Behind me, I heard the lady in the cubicle peeing: her pee hissed as she finally relaxed and let it out into the toilet. A much needed one, I'm sure she enjoyed it. I know I enjoyed mine as it sprayed against the porcelain, drowning out the sound of my husband's. After Mr E and I had finished and both shaken, we washed our hands as I heard the elastic of the cubicle lady's knickers being adjusted. We then left the gent's for our lunch.

I saw the young Scandinavian looking lady emerge a few minutes later, looking much happier.

I will post about something else that happened later that evening. Though be warned, that does mainly concern male peeing.

I have been in that very store, but many years ago.

[harry_jones_1975 604]

58 minutes ago, JesseP said:

I have been in that very store, but many years ago.

I still haven't. One day as a treat. 

[Kupar 13,339]

Lovely story Eli - thanks for writing about it! I bet there were a few surprised looks from the other ladies in the queue ... but not as many as there would have been had they known you'd used the urinal 🙂 

[WetMart 1,128]

Great story, you are brave using the Gents, thanks for sharing. 

[Eliminature 5,209]

35 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Lovely story Eli - thanks for writing about it! I bet there were a few surprised looks from the other ladies in the queue ... but not as many as there would have been had they known you'd used the urinal 🙂 

Not necessarily any surprise. I'm sure a few were eying up the gents themselves. 

They would definitely have been surprised by my using the urinal! 

[Kupar 13,339]

13 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Not necessarily any surprise. I'm sure a few were eying up the gents themselves. 

They would definitely have been surprised by my using the urinal! 

I think I may have mentioned before a King Crimson gig at Symphony Hall in Birmingham that I went to with my 20-ish year old daughter. A big queue of 50+ year old guys waiting for the gents - absolutely zero queue for the ladies 🙂 Doesn't happen often. 

[oliver2 4,418]

4 hours ago, Eliminature said:

“closed for cleaning"

“We’re trying to assemble them but the instructions are confusing”

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

I wonder if you stumbled into some obscure Swedish social experiment - researching the British market for some new oddly named female aid?

Rather than distract from a lovely account, I've developed my thoughts in the Short Form Porn section instead....

[Alfresco 11,631]

Very brave of you @Eliminature when there were other people around - especially using the urinal rather than hiding away in a cubicle like most ladies using the gents do.   I wouldn't be surprised if some of the other ladies, having seen you two both use the gents, followed suit and used the gents after you - especially if it looked like there were no men in there after your husband left.   Anyway, if the ladies are closed, what options do you have?!   Seems like the best excuse to use the gents.

And yes, I would have loved to have been there to witness it.

[Eliminature 5,209]

Later that same evening, in a Northern City, Mr Eliminature had an unfortunate mishap. 

After finally getting to see some live music for the first time since the start of the first lockdown (something that I have really missed), we both went to our respective lavatories, me in tbe ladies, him in the gents. I honestly don't know why the floor gets littered with lavatory paper in ladies' rooms. I always make a point of picking it up and putting it into the sanitary bins (never down the loo, because too much at a time could clog it). Well, I had my usual standing pee, being sure to put the seat down and after washing my hands, went to find Mr E.

He came out eventually, looking a bit perplexed. As we set off walking to find a pub for a post gig pint, he told me what had happened. Whilst standing at the urinal, a communal stainless steel variety, he was jostled around so much that his glasses went flying and landed in the trough full of piss! He then had to fish them out and wash them under the tap with soap. 

Thankfully, he has subsequently managed to see the funny side.

[Alfresco 11,631]

Oops. that wasn't such a good experience as the previous one.   Hope he has recovered now!

[Eliminature 5,209]

He has. And yep, he saw the funny side. 

Mr E and I are both spectacle wearers, for everyone's information.

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

I guess worse case is, (if you're like me) you struggle so much to see without them - it could be an issue finding them in the trough.

[Kupar 13,339]

35 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

he has subsequently managed to see the funny side

He wouldn't have been able to see the funny side of it if he hadn't retrieved and washed his glasses 😉 

[Eliminature 5,209]

On 7/26/2021 at 7:11 PM, Sophie said:

Wonderful story! 

I wish I had your confidence / bravery. I've used the gents a couple of times but it has always been in a cubicle. I don't think I'd be able to walk up to a urinal, pull my knickers aside and pee. 

Thanks for sharing!!

I hope one day Sophie, perhaps inspired by me, you can feel confident enough to relieve yourself in a urinal. 

[Sophie 24,410]

Just now, Eliminature said:

I hope one day Sophie, perhaps inspired by me, you can feel confident enough to relieve yourself in a urinal. 

I'll be sure to tell you all about it. You are already a huge inspiration to me. 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

Loved your story el

Especially love you describing the sounds if you peeing in the urinal 😍😍

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 7/26/2021 at 1:56 PM, Eliminature said:

 I will post about something else that happened later that evening. Though be warned, that does mainly concern male peeing.

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!

[Eliminature 5,209]

12 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!

Hehe! Not everyone is. 

Go and have a look at my guys taking a leak outside thread. You might like that. It features a trans gent and Mr Eliminature, amongst others! 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

11 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Hehe! Not everyone is. 

Go and have a look at my guys taking a leak outside thread. You might like that. It features a trans gent and Mr Eliminature, amongst others! 

Please do send the link!