Caught Short on my Morning Run

[Jayne78 1,378]

Looking back on this mornings 3 mile run it even makes me chuckle.

As I don't work Fridays I dropped the boys at school and nipped into the supermarket on my way back before changing for my run.

 

I don't wear a pad when I am running, I know I will leak, they just get heavy, uncomfortable and can often rub. In fact I sometimes don't even bother with my knickers (though this morning I did). I just have to accept I will be wet and as long as I wear black leggings the wetness is very hard to spot.

I had run about two miles down a quiet path by the side of a wooded area. My route is carefully planned as maybe 1 run in 5 I end up having to squat in the bushes and knowing it is quiet and there is almost immediate cover is a god send.

I sneezed and stopped to tighten my pelvic floor. Maybe a drop or two but pretty good.

I began running and had only managed maybe another 50 yards when I sneezed again. I held myself this time, but again the damage was limited. It was only as I set of running again that I had a sudden and intense need to pee.

I knew I had very little time and without even looking up dashed straight into the bushes and pulled down my knickers and leggings and squatted. I squat deep with my bottom almost touching the floor and my legs as far apart as my leggings will allow. My flow isn't fast at the best of times, it tends to just dribble through my pubic hair. This position seems to be the least likely the pee will run along my thighs and wet my feet.

I had just started and let out a sigh of relief as a little Jack Russell terrier appeared carrying its rubber bone. It ran up to me dropped its bone and started to bark whilst jumping up and down. I momentarily lost my balance peed into my leggings, my hand and onto my right trainer. I even had to push it away from trying to drink my expanding puddle.

I heard two female voices talking before one began shouting “Sparkie here boy, Sparkie”

A women in her 60s then appeared in front of me about 10 feet away.

She called the dog again but it wouldn't come so she walked to within a few feet of me and put it on its lead, during which time I was dribbling between my legs uncontrollably (once I go, I go).

She said nothing and walked off.

After about 30 seconds I shook the drips of my pubic hair, stood up and had almost pulled my knickers up when the other women (also in her late 60s appeared).

“Oh I am sorry” she said “Sparkie left his bone”

I hurriedly pulled my leggings up as she walked over to me, picked the bone up and walked off.

I composed myself and headed back to the path, fortunately I could not see them. I walked about 30 yards and was just about to set off on the last mile of my run when I heard them talking. I could just see them through the trees sat on a bench which was on a path parallel to the one I was running on.

“That poor lady, she must have been absolutely desperate”

“Oh I know” said the other

“I didn't realise she was still there when I went back she was just pulling her knickers up. Well I say knickers they were more like a piece of string, they cannot be comfortable can they”

“Oh no”

“They don't cover much up that's for sure” Did you notice how hairy she was?”

“No”

“Well I don't think even my underwear would have covered that lot, never mind hers. I thought the trend was shaven in younger ladies?”

“I wouldn't know” she paused, “I have seen her jogging before she runs often I am sure. My Harry refers to her as the women with the nice legs and lovely bum. I think he would have had a heart attack if he had seen what we have just seen” she laughs.

I felt quiet flattered that someone had paid me a complement while I was out jogging even if it was an old man.

I saw them getting up so I took a few steps and broke into a run and headed for home.

[mickymoist 3,513]

I think that warrants a 🤣 and a 🔥

[Kupar 13,339]

A fantastic account Jayne! One of those occasions when any embarrassment you might have felt is more than compensated for by the compliment you've overheard. Lovely photos you've posted too. Thank you ❤️

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

"Nice legs and lovely bum"  quite a compliment really - and a great account.   Guess a little embarrassment is far better than humiliation and upset, thanks so much for sharing.

[Alfresco 11,631]

I am sure you were embarrassed at being discovered, but the ladies obviously weren't offended by it and it was good that you got to hear their conversation as it confirmed that they actually felt sorry for you and the compliment was a definite bonus.

I wonder whether the lady will tell her husband later?  If so, he will be very disappointed to have missed the show. 

[WetMart 1,128]

The complement certainly outweighs any possible embarrassment “nice legs and a lovely bum” is so true. 

[harry_jones_1975 604]

What a perfect tale. I laughed at the luck of the dog dragging them over and their conversation, smiled appreciatively of the running aspect and the description of you and am ridiculously turned on by the description of a slow trickle and so much hair. Thank you so much for sharing and brightening up a dull day. 

[Scorpion5 6]

Great account of a very real-life personal experience. So nice to read such an account written with such openness and honesty. I look forward to more.... 

[Jayne78 1,378]

Just hoping that next friday I don't bump into them, it would be so embarrassing

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 7/11/2021 at 1:11 AM, Jayne78 said:

Just hoping that next friday I don't bump into them, it would be so embarrassing

It shouldn’t be embarrassing, although I know it would be.  Remember that they didn’t give any negative reaction and when they were talking about you, they were sympathetic to your situation.  So if you see them again just smile and jog past.  If the husband is there, look at his facial expression and you might get an idea whether the ladies told him what they had seen and whether he liked the idea.   If you see a beaming smile or a knowing look then he probably knows and wishes he had been the one to witness your moment of need.  If you want to tease him you could always jog off into the bushes regardless of whether you need to pee or not - you might get his mind and his heart racing!

[Wolfpee 329]

Well they seen you around so just have to hope or change route to avoid the dog is more important 😅. once a dog found me while I was peeing too and would not go away and someone turned up. But you gotta do you gotta go. 😉

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

I had a friend years back who was squatting to pee when a rabbit ran through her legs (and literally would have surprised the piss out of her if he wasn't already doing that anyway).

Given how many animals use pee to mark territory and the like, I wonder if they're actually drawn to the scent of the pee?  Maybe we're not the only animals with an instinctive love for pee in action.

[Jayne78 1,378]

A few pics taken pre-run - hope u all like them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[pee01 1,521]

Thanks for sharing pictures . I feel bad for you leaking and not your fault  you leak.
 

[bcreed1983 509]

I wish I could rate this more than one way, I feel for you on the leaking part but those ladies describing your nice legs and lovely bum are definitely not wrong. Very sexy and intimate and thank you for sharing! 

[JesseP 1,277]

You have a great figure, you should be proud, thank you for sharing your stories.