Do You Piss in Your Garden?

[Mr. Whizz 5,835]

How many of you just walk outside, take off your pants/undo fly and just piss on your flowers, grass, garden, wall ivy, or bush in your yard instead of using a toilet? Just at random intervals for no reason.

 

1: Often enough/ my plants live off my pee

2: Occasionally when the mood strikes me

3:Did it once or twice and would do it again

4: Never done it but am open to it

5; No, not really something I'm interested with this fetish

6: No, I live in the city and don't have friends in the suburbs who's backyards I can pee in 😞 

[gldenwetgoose 20,386]

Much of my garden is overlooked by day, there are houses on three sides so I can't guarantee I wouldn't be seen with through trees if not directly.

In an evening though when there's very little light it's a different story.   Occasionally, if I've been chilling in my dressing gown, and all the rest of the family are in bed, if it's a warm evening I'll go outside just before going to bed.  It's also a very quiet area so I'll generally crouch down so my pee isn't splattering too noisily onto the grass.

[amack 509]

Luckily my garden is secluded. A track leads along one side but you’d have to make an effort to peer through the fence to see in. Hence we can do pretty much anything we like. I pee there a lot, especially if I’m out anyway. If I’m on my own I’ll often get naked to go and pee outside, often after holding so I can have a big long pee. 

[thisguy20 884]

I do pee in the garden / yard quite often.  Never actually take off / pull down my pants; I generally pee in the pants or shorts I'm wearing...I've found that loose shorts without undies are best for giving the plants a drink...

[Spectacle 210]

I'll pee basically wherever is convenient when I happen to be outdoors, but if I'm starting out indoors, I prefer not to go outside. When I am out there, though, there's no patch of grass or bed of flowers that's safe!

[NortheastPeeFan 346]

Never done it, but I am open to it.  Unfortunately, I don't have a secluded garden, so I can't do it where I currently live.

[Chicklover99 562]

I do pee in my garden occasionally when I am desperate and give the plants a good soaking. 

[Alfresco 11,068]

Absolutely.  I would say at least once a week, sometimes several times a day.

I have steps down from the patio and often sit on the step and pee out of the leg of my shorts onto the grass.  Sometimes I sit on the swing chair in my dressing gown, pull the gown out from under me and pee through the seat.  Sometimes I stand and pee behind the shed.  Sometimes I pee in the flower tubs on the patio.   If it is raining, I sometimes open the back door and pee out onto the already wet patio.

 

[Mr. Whizz 5,835]

23 hours ago, pop-a-squat said:

Even though I’m a woman, I love to squat in my garden and pee. I often go out of my way to do this. I did it the other night, I walked to the front yard late at night and squatted between some bushes.

Nice. The best thing about pissing on bushes is when you see the leaves soaking wet after. I used to go into my backyard and piss through our fence onto the plants growing on the shed of our foreclosed neighbors house. I'm pretty sure those plants lived off my piss. I eventually stained the actual shed too.

[Ms. Tito 2,052]

I used to pee in the backyard all the time before Quarantine

[speedy3471 10,631]

Our garden is very visible in our yard, but our nearest neibors are 1/2 a mile away(800 meters). I piss in the garden all the time lol

[Alfresco 11,068]

On 8/27/2020 at 5:17 AM, pop-a-squat said:

Even though I’m a woman

I should have said - my wife also pees in the garden.  She has peed through the slats in the swing chair, peed standing on the grass allowing it to run down her legs and peed sitting on the steps.

[speedy3471 10,631]

58 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I should have said - my wife also pees in the garden.  

My wife also pisses in our garden regularly 

[Mr. Whizz 5,835]

3 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

My wife also pisses in our garden regularly 

Nice. Its really just plain fun to piss in the garden, and healthier for the plants too.

[naughty_rosie 597]

I pee in my garden all the time so I can say my plants live off my pee lol

And sometimes my friends let me pee in their garden actually haha