Carpet pissing - members' experiences.

[steve25805 126,156]

Have any members ever peed on the carpet - in their own homes or in other people's - with or without permission - or on the office carpet at work, in hotel rooms, or on any carpet anywhere really?

Have any members seen or encouraged any ladies in their lives to piss on the carpet?

Have any lady members been too lazy to go to the toilet at night and just peed on the bedroom carpet?

It would be particularly interesting to hear from any lady members who have ever peed on the carpet for any reason at all, but especially if it was for pleasure.

Or to hear of any true tales, witnessed events, or stuff heard on the grapevine about girls peeing on carpets.

I know the mod @Sophie once bought an old piece of carpet specifically so that she could enjoy pissing on it. She shared that account with us somewhere. I myself once wrote an entirely imaginary story about her visiting me and pissing on my living room carpet. Thing is, in the unlikely event of her ever visiting me for real and needing a pee, I really would let her piss on my carpet if she wanted to. As long as I could watch, lol.

When very young I can remember my mum giving my sister a bollocking for pissing on her bedroom carpet, lol. 

I'd love to hear - I think many of us would - about any true tales of ladies peeing on carpets, either lady members themselves doing it, or other ladies whom members have known doing it. Even tales heard on the grapevine would be cool. 

I know I once read somewhere a confession from some lady whose boyfriend liked watching her piss on the carpet beside his bed. 

Such ladies are out there, lol

If the male members want to admit to their own carpet pissings, that's cool. Some of the ladies around here in particular might enjoy hearing about it.

But I am of course particularly interested in female carpet pissings.

[Riley 13,064]

I have peed on my bedroom carpet before xD one time fairly recently I woke up like absolutely bursting to pee and getting out of bed I tripped and fell on the floor and the jolt was enough to just open the floodgates xD 

[spywareonya 37,962]

@steve25805

 

I pissed onto the carpet of one of my lesbian slaves once

It wasn't consensual and had her very angry at me

It was one the nastiest moment of my Whole life as she was kneeling on it trying to clear the huge dark patch before their parents (who knew nothing of us) got home, well, let's just say her head was exactly at the height of my crotch, so I... well...

I turned around, farted hard on her face, and then left her house without helping her to clean it...

 

I was so wet at my delicious cruelty that I fingered as soon as I got home

You wanna know a curious thing?

The very next day she texted me that she couldn't live without me, asking to meet again as soon as possible ahahahaha!!!

[Mark J 243]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

 

You wanna know a curious thing?

The very next day she texted me that she couldn't live without me, asking to meet again as soon as possible ahahahaha!!!

Well-don’t leave us hanging-did you see her again?

[spywareonya 37,962]

2 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Well-don’t leave us hanging-did you see her again?

Obviously I did!!!

We had many good times together, until things changed for complicated personal reasons

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I’ve pissed on many carpets, mostly hotels or the cinema but a few restaurants and other random locations.  I’ve never had the pleasure of sharing the moment with a like-minded lady but I always hope.

obviously I’m just a guy so not Steve’s cup of tea, but if any ladies here want to help me live out a fantasy (never hurts to ask) 😛

Edited September 20, 2018 by Sexismygod

[PissDude 479]

Only once I can recall. I probably had too much beer and found a bunch of great pictures of girls pissing. I must have lost track, and suddenly realized I was pissing. I grabbed myself, wrapped a T-shirt over my dick (which ended up soaked) and ran into the bathroom where I took the T-shirt off and pissed into the tub for a while.

[Bacardi 10,136]

I swear my fantasy is meeting a dude and spending the rest of my life peeing around our home with him. Wake up in the morning to the sound of him lightly peeing in the corner, sit up and smile as I watch him. 

"Im sorry, did I wake you love?" He'd ask me. "Not at all." I'd reply. 

😍😍😍 I can dream, right?

[Sexismygod 1,782]

Why dream about peeing in the corner when we can go out shopping and pee in the mall ... or go to dinner and pee under the table while we chat over a nice glass of wine.  Yeah, sure, we'll pee at home ,too ... but there are sooooo many other places to pee.

C'mon, let me show you around 😎

[Bacardi 10,136]

2 minutes ago, Sexismygod said:

Why dream about peeing in the corner when we can go out shopping and pee in the mall ... or go to dinner and pee under the table while we chat over a nice glass of wine.  Yeah, sure, we'll pee at home ,too ... but there are sooooo many other places to pee.

C'mon, let me show you around 😎

Help me obi wan kenobi. You're my only hope!! 

[Bacardi 10,136]

I still have this fantasy in my head of peeing on someone's carpet at a house party. I hate house partys so I don't think that will happen any time soon.

I have a little scenario I wanna write out too of my alter ego "Ashlynn" and her very first experience pissing on a one night stands carpet. Never got around to writing it! 😧

[steve25805 126,156]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I still have this fantasy in my head of peeing on someone's carpet at a house party. I hate house partys so I don't think that will happen any time soon.

I have a little scenario I wanna write out too of my alter ego "Ashlynn" and her very first experience pissing on a one night stands carpet. Never got around to writing it! 😧

Would be awesome if you can get around to writing it some time. Sounds like the kind of story I love.

[Alfresco 11,639]

Yes I have peed on carpets and enjoy doing it - I've posted quite a few of them on here over time, but a few summaries all in one place:

When I was much younger, my sister and I used to make dens in our rooms and they always had a toilet area so we both peed on the carpet.

I stayed at a friends house and woke up desperate to pee, but rather than waking the house up by going to the toilet, I peed down the wall behind the bed onto the carpet.

I was at a wedding in a marquee which had a carpetted floor laid onto the grass.  I had drunk a fair bit of alcohol and needed to pee whilst sat at the table between courses of the meal.  Hidden by the long draped tablecloth, I unzipped and peed onto the carpet in front of my chair.  There was enough background chatter and music that I don't think anyone hear me.  Certainly nobody said anything.  It was a thin carpet, so I guess most of it soaked straight through into the grass underneath.  It felt quite daring though as there were 10 people sat round the table.

At hotels, I have peed on the carpet under the bed or under other furniture or by spraying a little here and there around the room so that there is no big wet patch.  Sometimes I just pee straight on the carpet, but I have also been known to strip naked, move the bed and lie on the carpet in the middle of the bed location, then pee all over myself, allowing it to run off my stomach, chest and legs onto the waiting carpet below.   I then put the bed back and leave it to dry.  I usually get into bed without bothering to dry off either, so the sheets get a nice warm damp feeling.

At a hotel in Newcastle I found a little alcove where they kept spare chairs, but it was out of sight of the main corridor, so I peed on the carpet there three times during my stay.

At a hotel near where I live - I wasn't staying there, but I went in, walked up the stairs and peed on the carpet in the stairwell.

At another hotel I peed in a closet that they used for storing cots.  At the same hotel on a different occassion, I peed on the carpet at the end of a corridor just outside someone's room.

At a hotel in Exeter, there was a corridor leading to a fire exit - I peed there on the carpet.

Yet another hotel I went to water fountain in the late evening wearing just a dressing gown.  I squatted down in front of the water fountain and filled my water bottle whilst at the same time emptying my bladder onto the carpet in front of it.   Anyone seeing the wet patch would assume it was a water fountain accident.

At work I was visiting another office and sat in a part where there wasn't too many occupants.  I needed to pee whilst on a conference call so I moved the pedestal (drawer unit) that was under the desk, peed whilst on the call and then put the pedestal back.

We had some kit stored in an old laboratory building that had been converted to storage facilities for old records and equipment etc.  I went there to do an inventory of the kit.  I needed the toilet, but the toilets were all closed with the water turned off as it was an unmanned building.  So I peed in a sink in one of the laboratories and heard a splatter underneath.  I opened the cupboard underneath to find that the u-bend had been removed from the sink and my pee had just gone straight through, pooled in the cupboard and was now running out onto the carpet in front of the cupboard.   Next time I needed to pee there (another day), I went in a room that had lots of archive boxes, moved a stack, peed on the carpet and then put the stack back on top of it.   It was made of cardboard, so would have soaked up some of the pee, but I would be long gone before anyone ever realised that their box was wet.

I once found an area where several houses were being demolished.  The back door on one was hanging off, so I went inside and peed down the stairs from the top, soaking several steps worth of carpet.   I went back a few days later and peed on the carpet in one of the bedrooms and on a third time I peed in the living room in an alcove on the carpet.   I was going to use this as a regular pee place, but before I got another chance the demolition took place and it was gone.

I was looking round a shed sales place and needed to pee.  I thought about peeing behind one of the sheds, but then had a better idea.  I found a shed that had a couple of chairs and a table on a thin carpet.  I sat on a chair, pulled my dick out of the leg of my shorts and peed onto the carpet in front of the chair.

I once found an open garage which looked abandoned and had some general junk in it, including a rolled up carpet.  I unrolled it a little and peed onto the carpet.

On a train, I kept my coat over my knees, eased my dick out of my zipper and peed on the carpetted floor in front of the seat.   On another train, I was wearing shorts and I allowed my dick to hang so it was just protruding from the leg of my shorts and I peed several spurts onto the carpet.  I didn't go too mad as there were other people seated nearby.

In a multistorey car park, there was a deep pile mat set into a recess in the floor at the entrance to the stairwell - presumable to trap dirt from people's feet. It was more like a door mat than a carpet really.  I peed on the mat and I heard a pattering coming up from the floor below.  My mind went into overtime as I thought maybe a girl was peeing on the next landing down.  I raced down the stairs to see if I could catch her, but found that it was my own pee coming through a drain hole in the base of the recess that held the carpet.  It was falling from the ceiling onto the similar carpet on the floor below - so I guess I peed on two carpets with one pee!

There are some flats near me that are several small blocks (three stories with multiple flats on each level) that have concrete stairs and concrete corridors, but have a small area of carpet in the entrance lobbies.  I have peed on the carpets in several of these blocks by either standing looking out the window and peeing down the wall where it runs onto the carpet or by sitting on the lower steps and peeing out of the leg of my shorts onto the carpet directly.

I am sure that there are others, but these are the ones that I can easily recall as individual events.

I like the way that the pee pools on top of the carpet fibres, spreads and then starts to soak in.  I like the noise it makes and I like the naughty feeling that the pee will soak in and dry, but some of it will stay there for a long time, deep in the fibres of the carpet - escaping vacumming and probably seeping through to floorboards or concrete floor beneath.

 

Edited October 12, 2018 by Alfresco
Added a couple of other memories

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

I’ve occasionally left a few drops here and there in hotel rooms, always conscious the maid would be in the next morning. 

Earlier this year though I was photographing a music event in a UK city. It’s an annual commitment and an absolute blast - I stay in the city for the four or five days and do as much socialising with the bands and regular guests as photographing. The last couple of years I’ve stayed in student flats with a basic single room.

One night this time around after dropping off my gear I went back out to join the party and came back very drunk in the early hours, got undressed and crashed out in bed. Several hours later my screaming bladder woke me and in my drunken state I decided to release just a little of the pressure. It was too comfy to get up so I scooted to the edge and poked my dick out from under the quilt, intending to release a short dribble onto the carpet. You’ll guess the result though - a full on flood creating a puddle about three feet wide and a much relieved bladder. 

I think because of all the alcohol my pee was pretty much pure water and although it took about two days to dry it didn’t leave a trace. The room already smelt damp where the shower leaked onto the bathroom floor and ran out onto some of the room’s nylon carpet anyway so I didn’t feel like I was doing any more damage. 

[Bacardi 10,136]

7 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Yes I have peed on carpets and enjoy doing it - I've posted quite a few of them on here over time, but a few summaries all in one place:

When I was much younger, my sister and I used to make dens in our rooms and they always had a toilet area so we both peed on the carpet.

I stayed at a friends house and woke up desperate to pee, but rather than waking the house up by going to the toilet, I peed down the wall behind the bed onto the carpet.

I was at a wedding in a marquee which had a carpetted floor laid onto the grass.  I had drunk a fair bit of alcohol and needed to pee whilst sat at the table between courses of the meal.  Hidden by the long draped tablecloth, I unzipped and peed onto the carpet in front of my chair.  There was enough background chatter and music that I don't think anyone hear me.  Certainly nobody said anything.  It was a thin carpet, so I guess most of it soaked straight through into the grass underneath.  It felt quite daring though as there were 10 people sat round the table.

At hotels, I have peed on the carpet under the bed or under other furniture or by spraying a little here and there around the room so that there is no big wet patch.  Sometimes I just pee straight on the carpet, but I have also been known to strip naked, move the bed and lie on the carpet in the middle of the bed location, then pee all over myself, allowing it to run off my stomach, chest and legs onto the waiting carpet below.   I then put the bed back and leave it to dry.  I usually get into bed without bothering to dry off either, so the sheets get a nice warm damp feeling.

At a hotel in Newcastle I found a little alcove where they kept spare chairs, but it was out of sight of the main corridor, so I peed on the carpet there three times during my stay.

At a hotel near where I live - I wasn't staying there, but I went in, walked up the stairs and peed on the carpet in the stairwell.

At another hotel I peed in a closet that they used for storing cots.  At the same hotel on a different occassion, I peed on the carpet at the end of a corridor just outside someone's room.

At a hotel in Exeter, there was a corridor leading to a fire exit - I peed there on the carpet.

Yet another hotel I went to water fountain in the late evening wearing just a dressing gown.  I squatted down in front of the water fountain and filled my water bottle whilst at the same time emptying my bladder onto the carpet in front of it.   Anyone seeing the wet patch would assume it was a water fountain accident.

At work I was visiting another office and sat in a part where there wasn't too many occupants.  I needed to pee whilst on a conference call so I moved the pedestal (drawer unit) that was under the desk, peed whilst on the call and then put the pedestal back.

We had some kit stored in an old laboratory building that had been converted to storage facilities for old records and equipment etc.  I went there to do an inventory of the kit.  I needed the toilet, but the toilets were all closed with the water turned off as it was an unmanned building.  So I peed in a sink in one of the laboratories and heard a splatter underneath.  I opened the cupboard underneath to find that the u-bend had been removed from the sink and my pee had just gone straight through, pooled in the cupboard and was now running out onto the carpet in front of the cupboard.   Next time I needed to pee there (another day), I went in a room that had lots of archive boxes, moved a stack, peed on the carpet and then put the stack back on top of it.   It was made of cardboard, so would have soaked up some of the pee, but I would be long gone before anyone ever realised that their box was wet.

I once found an area where several houses were being demolished.  The back door on one was hanging off, so I went inside and peed down the stairs from the top, soaking several steps worth of carpet.   I went back a few days later and peed on the carpet in one of the bedrooms and on a third time I peed in the living room in an alcove on the carpet.   I was going to use this as a regular pee place, but before I got another chance the demolition took place and it was gone.

I was looking round a shed sales place and needed to pee.  I thought about peeing behind one of the sheds, but then had a better idea.  I found a shed that had a couple of chairs and a table on a thin carpet.  I sat on a chair, pulled my dick out of the leg of my shorts and peed onto the carpet in front of the chair.

I once found an open garage which looked abandoned and had some general junk in it, including a rolled up carpet.  I unrolled it a little and peed onto the carpet.

On a train, I kept my coat over my knees, eased my dick out of my zipper and peed on the carpetted floor in front of the seat.   On another train, I was wearing shorts and I allowed my dick to hang so it was just protruding from the leg of my shorts and I peed several spurts onto the carpet.  I didn't go too mad as there were other people seated nearby.

In a multistorey car park, there was a deep pile mat set into a recess in the floor at the entrance to the stairwell - presumable to trap dirt from people's feet. It was more like a door mat than a carpet really.  I peed on the mat and I heard a pattering coming up from the floor below.  My mind went into overtime as I thought maybe a girl was peeing on the next landing down.  I raced down the stairs to see if I could catch her, but found that it was my own pee coming through a drain hole in the base of the recess that held the carpet.  It was falling from the ceiling onto the similar carpet on the floor below - so I guess I peed on two carpets with one pee!

There are some flats near me that are several small blocks (three stories with multiple flats on each level) that have concrete stairs and concrete corridors, but have a small area of carpet in the entrance lobbies.  I have peed on the carpets in several of these blocks by either standing looking out the window and peeing down the wall where it runs onto the carpet or by sitting on the lower steps and peeing out of the leg of my shorts onto the carpet directly.

I am sure that there are others, but these are the ones that I can easily recall as individual events.

I like the way that the pee pools on top of the carpet fibres, spreads and then starts to soak in.  I like the noise it makes and I like the naughty feeling that the pee will soak in and dry, but some of it will stay there for a long time, deep in the fibres of the carpet - escaping vacumming and probably seeping through to floorboards or concrete floor beneath.

 

Damn. You and I gotta get together. Ive always wanted to be a naughty pee'er like you. 

Call me 🤙🏼

[-Z. 333]

At an old girlfriends house I had a few beers too many, which was great because I was nice and loose and relaxed when we started messing around. She unzipped me and pulled my cock out and started playing with it, then took off her pants and started touching herself while knelt on the bed and me standing up looking at her. She told me she wanted me to do something naughty but didn’t say anything else, so I turned to the side, rubbed my cock for a few strokes, then concentrated very hard and started pissing right on her carpet. She started yelling but in a playful way for me to stop but it was kind of too late. She took my cock and pointed it at her dirty laundry instead and held it while I finished, then threw me on the bed and told me I’m an asshole as she mounted me with a smirk on her face. We never did anything more than that and I never told her about my fetish, but that one night left a hell of a memory. 

[Wolf187 185]

On 9/26/2018 at 9:38 AM, Bacardi said:

I swear my fantasy is meeting a dude and spending the rest of my life peeing around our home with him. Wake up in the morning to the sound of him lightly peeing in the corner, sit up and smile as I watch him. 

"Im sorry, did I wake you love?" He'd ask me. "Not at all." I'd reply. 

😍😍😍 I can dream, right?

HaHa!  I've had a vary similar dream! Although with a big yard as well to use ^_^

But I've peed on the carpet quite a few times, always quite a thrill (especially when at work, and you just leave it) 

[Bacardi 10,136]

7 hours ago, Wolf187 said:

HaHa!  I've had a vary similar dream! Although with a big yard as well to use ^_^

But I've peed on the carpet quite a few times, always quite a thrill (especially when at work, and you just leave it) 

Again, you sound like my kind of dude lol.