Scot_Lover

I'm in, sounds interesting. When? I'm away 6.00am Thursday, my time, back on Sunday night, 6.00 pm my time. It's Grand Final Weekend here, biggest party ever, we even have a public holiday on Friday because of it.

I'm not currently signed up with any sites, free ones can supply all I need. Pornado, Pornhub, xnxx, thisvid and heavy-r. Be careful if you visit the last two, they can be a bit ugly.

Sorry about the Burj Kalifa, maybe you can share my obsession with Scotland then.

Do we have a thread where all the gloomy people can go to open their hearts? Or would it detract from the forums purpose?

Where to begin, lol When we first met 13 years ago, we couldn't get enough, and when sweet Mary was converted, we could get enough again. We went out of our way to splatter each other, in any way you could imagine. Just one position wasn't used, the girls don't like 'squatting' over someone, they have determined that it's not a sexy thing to do. Standing in the shower works well, with suitable protection on the bed, laying down can have you feeling like you're being drowned. Laying on a floor is something quick when they're desperate, but that sometimes seems impersonal, clinical even. An

Yes, loved it. It's a resort town, winter population is around 500, this turns into 15,000 from Christmas to Easter, then dies away to nothing again. Days like this are beautiful.

A day on a deserted beach.

Lol (I think) It's certainly err, creative.

Only one of my girls is "afflicted" by this, and when she gets it, she hibernates in the other room until it's gone, does not even sleep in the same bed as Maigh and I. Mary hates it, but when she is done in 3 days or so, she more than makes up for it, lol. After her time out, she comes back in such a hot wet mess, that no one is safe. I've never done it, not interested, and feel it's the right thing to give her some space.

Do you think it's possible to build a .50cal using the technology that's available now? I don't mean something you can cart around, either. My drone has several added circuits and it can detect wind speed, barometric pressure, temperature, relative humidity, GPS down to 1 meter, pitch, yaw, and roll. Imagine incorporating all of this into a rifle?

Happy Birthday Alfresco, hope your party goes outside, lol.

Dubai is nice this time of the year. A couple of pics from the girls trip home last week.

I don't know how many times my girls have had to do a quick knicker change after a sneeze, lol. One time I remember a giggling fit caused a squirt, which made her laugh harder, which made her squirt more. It was so funny, a truly hilarious cycle.

I don't know if we have 'conditioned' our bladders, but we can't hold to save our lives. You feel it, and it's on the way. Several memorable accidents have occurred because of this. Mary leaked a little mowing the lawn today, lol. Only had a small bit left and she didn't want to stop. She came inside and let the rest out, made a delicious mess of her jeans. This is somewhat a bit of a curse, we have to be aware when we go out, but the ladies have a way of getting access to toilets, make puppy dog eyes, sweet talk with their Scot accent and any resistance goes out the window.

Do you have to do this yourself? Maigh an I had this done at a Native Indian Resevation, quite some time ago. The old guy who did it went into some kind of trance, creepy to watch, smelly pipe smoke, chanting, the whole thing. I came up as having a Timber Wolf as mine, and Maigh was supposedly a female Deer. This cost us $20 each, but he was mumbling something strange and gave my $20 back, he looked a little shaken by the whole thing. (It just could have been part of the show, too)

Mmmm something in what Brutus said. Are you sure it's her pee? What happens if she walks into the bathroom, sees someone else's mess and doesn't touch it. Just does the hovering thing that ladies do so well. My ladies always make comments on the state of toilet seats, things like "not even with someone else's bum" As Brutus said, just be careful.

I prefer to be 2km away with my weapon of choice. I've fired one of these at our local rifle club, there is no way you can legally own one of these here. McMillan Tac 50 Osiris 50cal is nice too

Grey area, very murky. This is my ladies take on it. Does your gf share your pee fetish? If she does, how would she feel if you were imbibing from someone else? I knew a girl, a family friend, who was a full on lesbian. For this reason, my ladies let me hang out with her, stayed at her apartment, that kind of thing. I ended it when she got a little too familiar, plopping on potty while I was in the bathroom, walking about naked, very nice, but it didn't feel right. Just think on the hurt you could cause if she finds out.

I opted out, don't care anymore. When less than 45 people can decide who leads the country and just arbitrarily change the Prime Minister, makes the whole democratic system look like a joke. Everyone is bitching and moaning about what's right for The Party and don't seem to care about what's right for the country. We are a few clowns short of a circus.

Thought I'd create a mobile technology app page, share your strange and useful apps. I'll start with FlightRadar24, used it over the weekend to see where my girls were on the flight home from the UK. Another one I use is What3words, divides up the entire planet in to 3 meter squares, I think it's more accurate than GPS, lol I didn't use my home address, obviously, but you can see how close you can get.

We no longer have a bath, there wasn't one here when I bought this house. The double walk in shower can easily accommodate all of us, and yes, pee does flow, lol. At the old place (3 person spa) self pee was pretty regular, but even then, we discovered we were not the subtle bendy toys we used to be. We had to assist each other into the required position, a hilarious excercise in itself.

The biggest problem with the Qu'Ran is the religious nutters 'interpretation' of these scriptures, they excel at mangling the scriptures into their perception of what is right. I've read all these things too, and nothing in there relates in any way to the current mind set that justifies the babaric practices that follow this so called religion around.

Bridges, roof's of cars, kitchen tables and chairs, bathroom sinks ..... rofl. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Several, lol

You still have everything, just keep the HD, you can still access them from another PC. I've done this so many times, you will be surprised what you can recover.