Sophie

Would you like a duck?

You are very welcome. If there is ANYTHING you wish to ask me, I would be happy to answer!

How do African Elephants hide in apple trees? They paint their balls red What is the loudest noise in Africa? Giraffes eating apples.

Dwarves who stand together... ... are slightly taller than before.

Nadia Foxx 😍

Have you ever sexted with someone on the site? I have had many sexy chats with some of the people on this site, people I regard as very close friends. I wouldn’t say I sexted with them but I have gone into detail I wouldn’t with most people, I have masturbated while talking to them, or I have talked about masturbating before heading off to have my fun, I have described in great detail about my sex life and orgasms with them. Took my time reading some threads and catching up some precious time I lost while not being here lol, and I saw that you once got turned on and used it to start

Ahhhh sweet, sweet relief. I hit send on the message and dashed upstairs to the bathroom. I started dribbling uncontrollably as I walked into the bathroom and as I stepped into the shower the floodgates opened with a distinct hiss. It poured down my jeans in sheets, just gushing out of me. I think the only thing louder than the hiss was my sigh of sheer relief. I'm pretty sure if I didn't go upstairs at that moment, I would be wetting myself wherever I was, whether I wanted to or not. If I could go anywhere? Stood on top of a mountain with a gorgeous view as I utterly drenche

Just had a text message this time from my husband (with my daughter in tow) "Hi babe, just letting you know we're on our way back so I'll see you soon. Love you" Time to pee! To be honest, I don't think I could wait much longer anyway. It is taking every bit of my strength not to gush over the sofa as I type this...

Just had a long phone call, doing laps around my kitchen trying my hardest not to wet myself! I am utterly bursting! How I haven't completely lost it now is a miracle. I'm typing one handed, the other clamped between my still jiggling legs!!

I haven't yet, do you have a time in mind? I'm alone for at least another hour but I don't think my bladder is going to hold on that long.

I really need a wee! So that lemonade had a much stronger effect than I anticipated. I'm sat jiggling on the sofa completely unable to sit still. My desperation is coming in waves, each getting stronger than the last. If I were my jeans I'd be getting worried...

I say nursing... I may have drank the lot within 2 minutes... Definitely photos for Hubby, I'm going to surprise him with them later. "Look what I've been up to while you were away"

I have the house to myself for about 1.5 hours so I am filling up with the intention of utterly drenching the tight figure hugging dark blue denim jeans I am wearing. I'm about a 7/10 at the moment so I'll definitely explode before the time is up. Especially because I am currently nursing a large glass of lemonade!

Sorry to revive this topic nearly a year later, but I have just stumbled across the video! https://thisvid.com/videos/wife-demonstrates-toilet-literally/

That's my evening sorted! I'll be in my bunk...

Who is this beauty? She's gorgeous !

Like Kupar said, they all count. And besides, that's still 12.5 miles more than someone who sat on the sofa eating chips all day.

I edited out the 60 seconds it took me to start peeing after sitting down, and I hadn't fully emptied at the end of the recording.

50 miles down and a big smile on my face. 20 miles solo (10 miles each way) and then 30 miles with my friends. I really enjoyed it! I was SO nervous at the start for the first few miles, not really talking, just sort of being there. I've been affectionately nicknamed "peanut" because of the amount of toilet breaks I needed! Nervous wees, perhaps?

Phone resting on my thigh 🙂

Oh damn! I was suspicious of the post but missed the hidden link because the whole sentence was underlined. I checked the start but obviously missed the link at the end. User has now been banned. Thank you.