Peesfully

How about neither? If it’s a single-person restroom, I pee in the dark corners, behind the toilet, or under the sink, depending on where it’s least noticeable. Or just in the sink if there’s someone right behind me waiting his turn. It it’s a regular men’s room, but empty, do as above but be alert for the door opening! Or stand by the urinal but spray some distance away (like on the wall a few feet away) and be ready to face the urinal if someone enters. If the men’s room is occupied, then the urinal gets the pee except for a “careless” miss or two to either side.

Be extra discrete and stealthy, since if the pee is detected the owner will be able to easily identify who did it (you); make sure everything dries and if you’re well hydrated that should be fine. You could try the bath mat also; it just goes into the wash and could be perceived as an accident (or from a lot of water dripping off you) if noticeably wet.

I’d recommend peeing out the leg hole of a pair of women’s shorts that are fairly short but are loose around the legs. You can easily pee nonchalantly that way. That keeps you dry, though, so if wetting is your thing you’ll have to try something else. I’d also recommend skirts. They don’t have to be feminine — try a hiking skirt or modern kilt.

I’d recommend peeing out the leg hole of a pair of women’s shorts that are fairly short but are loose around the legs. You can easily pee nonchalantly that way. That keeps you dry, though, so if wetting is your thing you’ll have to try something else. I’d also recommend skirts. They don’t have to be feminine — try a hiking skirt or modern kilt.

(male) Peeing in the shower is standard… to make it more interesting I pee down my legs before turning on the water. i am tall so can easily pee in any sink. It’s also standard operating procedure, only naughty if done within sight of anyone. It does save water. But to save even more water I pee outdoors when possible.

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Let's see... aside from the usual common places: --walking a hotel corridor NUDE peeing FBFF (full bladder full force) --many pees under tables in restaurants, some FBFF (carpeted) --next to an ice machine in a motel check-in area (carpeted) --behind a water fountain in a waiting room (carpeted) --under a water fountain in an area just outside restrooms (carpeted) --from way up in trees I climbed as a kid --down a handrail in a hotel stairway (it acted as a gutter and the pee went down to the next floor) --a few squirts in a bank as I was being waited on

In an airport concourse there are usually gate areas that have no passengers waiting for a flight. If you do a careful reconnaissance of camera positions, you may find a hidden spot. I have only peed like that twice, both times behind a partition or other structure. Did not release a full bladder, though, just modest puddles.

Easiest public stealth pee is to sit on the grass in a park wearing a loose skirt... nothing is seen even if there are lots of people around. Just move the skirt out of the way if you don't want it to get wet. Or men can pee out a leg hole with no one the wiser. (p.s. men can wear skirts too!)

Shower once a day, sinks at least twice a day; garden/lawn/woods, almost every day. Washing machine and dishwasher, about once a week. Wish I free peed all over but that's not in the cards.

Long time lurker as guest, finally joined! It sure is fun reading so many threads about naughty peeing. I'm in my 60s but have had fun peeing since a little kid. We had an isolated summer place and we all peed anywhere outdoors. That really isn't naughty, just practical. In high school and college I peed in a few out of the way places like stairwells. In one college class we had upholstered chairs, and I marked one with a dot to identify it and peed in it any time I found the room empty... then was amused to see who sat in that chair during class. After college I was a boring pee-in-