Sexismygod

Overlord ... huh, yeah, I've got a few of those.  I'll get to your requests/orders/edicts in the order they were received, along with all the other requests/orders/edicts from my other masters.  Or maybe not ... I'm crap at taking orders, just so you know.  😉

Welcome to PeeFans.  Enjoy your time here, but don't expect too much grovelling and scraping.  @Sophie was just being nice.  We're not really the grovel and scrape kind of crowd.  Much more the chat, share and pee on your rug types, really.

After much pondering, I came to the realisation that I do have a few quirks, some of which others find quite annoying:

1. The pause - when telling a story or joke, there's always a pause somewhere in the process.  Sometimes multiple pauses.  For me, it's just collecting and sorting to make sure I tell it right.  For my friends, the pause is a fraction too long and they start talking just as I resume.  Several friends have told me that I tell good stories but my delivery is annoying.
2. Perspectives - I am cursed with a brain that sees alternatives everywhere.  This can be good for work (I can understand and relate to the customer perspective quite easily) but is bad elsewhere.  The general result is that my friends find me argumentative.  I never simply agree ... I always present some contrarian response.  I like to explore ideas, they just want to have a conversation.  Not sure there's an easy fix since it's how my brain works.  Yes, but ... is my normal answer.
3. Interruption - I'm terrible.  I would interrupt god if I thought I had something to add, a different opinion, an alternative option.  I'm not trying to be rude, though that's the obvious outcome, just trying to get my idea out there before the conversation moves to other topics.  The worst is when I complete someone else's story/idea.  I try not to but I seem to have poor impulse control when an idea hits me.

On the more positive, quirky side, I can find a humorous note in almost anything.  My sense of humour can be sharp, deadpan, rude or just weird, but I try to keep things light.   Laughter is my social lubricant of choice.

On 12/9/2022 at 12:41 AM, MidoriLemonade85 said:

1. Do you feel, act, and look your age? Can people guess your age?

People usually don't guess my age.  I don't know if I'm not acting my age or don't look it, but they usually think I'm younger than I am.  Whether I feel my age is a confusing question.  How am I supposed to feel?  I think the idea that we all start getting aches and pains at a certain age is rubbish.  I don't ache, I don't get injured easily and I don't feel anything other than normal.  The one thing I've learned is that younger people (including me, 20 years ago) have some very odd ideas about what it will be like when we get older.  As far as I can tell, I'm older ... not much else has changed.

2. What was your favourite age (mine was 12….cruising the streets on my bike in the 80s and playing Atari)

I remember enjoying myself at all ages but I don't have particular fondness for a specific timeframe.  Every year has had pluses and minuses, ups and downs, happy times and miserable times.  Saying a particular period was "my favourite" is just choosing to remember the good and forget the bad.  I've gotten pretty good at that anyway so it all blurs into what I think of as my life so far.

 

3. Do you fear getting old? What scares you the most? (For me it is loss of independence, and my husband getting sicker)

Being afraid of the inevitable seems counterproductive.  What's my option?  Ageing has its downside, but I'll still take that over not ageing.  Not ageing means I'm dead already, and I'm not ready for that just yet.  I'll try to keep enjoying living and when it's over I'll just shuffle off quietly and leave the stage to someone else.

 

4. What do you do to stay young and healthy? (I think being in love helps to keep you young)

Eat well, stay active, keep your mind sharp ... I can't control being in love so I don't count it as something I do.

 

5. Do you think your pee kink will remain as you age? Or do you think older people lose their kinks over time?

I don't know.  I've always had times when I my interest was strong and other times when it faded.  I expect it to fade further as my opportunities reduce with age, but that's not the same as losing it.  It will just become something I can't do anymore.

6. What do you look forward to getting older (I look forward to a quiet, tidy, kid-free house where I can read, pee where I like, and make love anywhere, anytime).

First and foremost, being able to relax and enjoy whatever money I've saved.  As long as I'm comfortable and happy, I don't have any specific targets.  I've never tried to plan in that way.  Life makes fools of us all in the long run, so I just let it surprise me.
 

6 minutes ago, Kupar said:

OMG! OMG! OMG! Thank you ❤️

What he said ... 😎

Today was the last time I'll walk out of that client office ... thank god it's over

I love your pee adventures.  You're a very inventive young lady and I hope I can replicate some of your ideas.

I'm willing to be adopted ... if you're interested 😉😍

4 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

I can see them, I guess they are just for me now!

At least one of us can still enjoy them 😉

I bet those urinals aren't plumbed in ... mid-party, there's gonna be piss everywhere.  Or so we all hope.

I'd self classify as straight but I'm not opposed to watching another guy peeing.  And I have the occasional bi-curious moment and wonder what it might be like to pee with guy.  Sexuality is pretty fluid and the right moment could produce unexpected results.

Spending more time in hotels lately ... so, of course, there are new puddles to see.

Here's a taster:  https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Hotel-roo-piss-spot

On 11/29/2022 at 12:33 AM, Paulypeeps said:

Here is my contribution. I guess you need to get it while it lasts!

https://original.misterpoll.com/admin/polls/332671

https://original.misterpoll.com/admin/polls/295551

Seems they didn't last long ... or it's a private link.  Permission denied for both links 

On 12/3/2022 at 1:02 AM, Bacardi said:

  I feel so bad lol.

Somehow, the giggles make me think you don't feel too bad 😱😂

In the end, the answer was "yes" 

So I'm sitting in the hotel bar, wondering if I should try a sneaky pee under the table.  What do you think?

Lounge/Living room:  I'd stand naked in the middle of the room with a selection of drinks ... and try to pee on the guests' feet as they choose their preferred beverage 

Bedroom:  Just hanging out, peeing on things (bed, floor, in closets, etc.), hoping someone will come to join me

I love sexy older women ... as @Simpfan says, they know themselves better, they're more straightforward, and they have a certain confidence that comes with maturity and comfort in our own skins.  I've not had the pleasure of an encounter, but I'm hopeful and, being a practical person, my target age range for a partner has more room on the older end than on the younger.  70+ doesn't seem as unreasonable as it did 20+ years ago.

If I am lucky enough to find an older partner with a similar pee kink ... well, that's just icing on the cake.

There are certainly days where sex is at the front of my mind and it's all but impossible to push it into the background.  It doesn't happen all that often, but the thoughts in my head on those days are wild and highly entertaining.  I try to put off any form of release for as long as possible ... the release usually ends the sexual tension, and the tension is just so enjoyable.

8 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Exploring hotels naked sounds fun but don’t you all have to worry about security cameras? They’re everywhere now.

Security cameras in hotels are usually in the entrances (lobby, service entrance, etc), lifts, and sometimes staircases.  They don't usually have cameras in the upstairs hallways except around the lifts due to privacy concerns.   I have been to places that have cameras everywhere, but checking for them is easy and if they're there, don't wander naked.  Pretty simple really.

The point of security cameras is deterrence, so they tend to be quite visible.  Hidden cameras would be suspect and could lead to lawsuits.  Avoiding easily identifiable cameras is not a problem.

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣

But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot.

I volunteer ... other volunteers will have to queue up behind me

Even if I didn't have wood before I start, I'm sure I'd be hard as steel by the last drop

Rainy days are great for a discreet pee.  A raincoat will usually extend to just below crotch level allowing anyone, even us guys, to take advantage of the existing puddles.  I've even managed to do it standing next to strangers.

I agree with @gldenwetgoose ... I often take my iPad with me to hotel bars and public areas, and it's fun to surf or chat with people all around.

And, of course, a good walk in the countryside must be celebrated with an outdoor pee.  I try to do it openly if there's no one else around.

Whenever I travel, I look for interesting places to pee, and carpet is my preferred surface to pee on. My favourite moments include:

• Peeing under a desk in an open hotel hallway ... fully exposed from all directions but no one noticed
• Walking down a carpeted staircase from the mezzanine level to the hotel lobby ... again, very exposed but no one to see
• Sitting naked on a chair in the lift lobby (upstairs, not in the hotel lobby) at 3am and just letting go ... I love hotel hallways in the dead of night
• Peeing on a wooden post in the middle of a hotel hallway ... like peeing on an indoor tree
• I agree with @Peesfully on the midnight naked wandering ... I've left many a wiggly trail that way, and just as many at other times of day, though I tend to keep my clothes on during waking hours
• And, of course, carpeted cinemas are an eternal favourite ... a great place to relax 😉

I hope others can provide some new ideas.  I'm sure there are things I haven't tried. 

I've recently gone back to my old hobby of model building.  I did it a lot as a kid but always thought I could do better.  As an adult, I have more patience, focus & understanding ... and my recent efforts are some of the best small models I've ever done.  Currently working up to a major project to be started in the new year.