Sexismygod

I'm obviously a reprobate ... I'll be put away for 53 years.

A lifetime sentence for a lifetime of fun.  Not unreasonable 😂

4 hours ago, Rosita said:

I've peed in a train and sort of in a plane seat, but never in a bus seat because I think that it's quite difficult to pull it off with people boarding and getting off it constantly? So if any of you have actually done so, how did you go about it?

Where else could someone ask this question and get sensible, reasonable suggestions in response?  That's why I love this place.

I've managed to pee in all three locations, but being a guy I found all of them to be tricky unless I just wear running shorts (black, obviously) and pee through them onto the seat.  If I have to get my cock out, it's a major hassle and the risks are increased substantially (not saying I haven't done that, just noting that it's a risky game).  My advice:  try to pick fairly quiet times (as mentioned by @Tony89), try to sit away from everyone else, don't try to flood the place because buses aren't particularly absorbent, and, most important, don't do anything to draw attention to yourself.  All of which complies with @Paulypeeps comments, and she's definitely the expert on this.

6 hours ago, Rosita said:

Oh wow A hotel? Doesn't hotel stairwells have cameras? 

When I stay at a hotel, I always check the stairs ... that's the emergency exit and it's good to know where they go, right?  While I'm there, I also check for cameras, which would need to be factored into any adventures I may choose to embark upon.  In this case, there were no cameras, so I was free to have my fun.

As a side note, in case it's ever of use to you, hotel hallways tend to only have cameras around the lifts.  Watching who goes in and out of which room would be an invasion of privacy, so they settle for watching who goes onto each floor.  Thus, hotel hallways are also good targets for a little fun.  As I said ... in case it's useful to you someday.  😉

I remember peeing in a hotel stairwell in similar fashion.  The stairs were stone and the loud splattering sound was just as you describe.  Great memories.  😎

9 hours ago, Rosita said:

For the thrill of peeing somewhere I really shouldn't and subsequently getting away with it is absolutely unmatched and thank you!

Hi and welcome ... I think you'll find a great many of us share this thrill, myself included.

I hope you will open up the onion layers enough to join in the many discussions and share a little of yourself.  As always, share as much or as little as you are comfortable with, but we're a pretty accepting & friendly bunch so just join in as you see fit.

10 hours ago, PPrince said:

Happy New Year peelovers! 

Another work trip, another hotel room to enjoy.

Toilets in hotel rooms are over rated!

https://imgur.com/a/XA8BgHj

That carpet looks like a slow absorber.  Those can be fun to watch and see how long it takes for the pee to sink in.  I visited one hotel where the carpet must have been plastic or sprayed with water repellent ... after 3-4 hours, my pee was still a puddle on top, so I soaked it up with a towel.  Leaving a wet spot is fine, but leaving an actual puddle is a bit too obvious.  😁

Whilst I've video'd my pee fun many times (and shared publicly, as some here are aware), I've never had the opportunity for any form of direct interaction.  It's on my bucket list ... and has been for years ... but remains elusive.

🤞

This is a fascinating topic.

I've peed a few times in the gym (riding a stationary bike, using one of the killertrons (I'm definitely stealing that one 😂), even on a treadmill once), which is a thrill.  But I've NEVER done it with the express intent of catching someone's eye and providing a show.  That's a very ballsy manoeuvre and you get big kudos from me for that.

Reading through the comments, I agree that the viewer 1) may have thought not to call you out for having an accident, 2) didn't want to look like a creepy stalker type and 3) may not have been inclined the way you hoped.  Holding eye contact and doing it again would send a clear message and allow the viewer to respond.  Fair warning, the response may not be positive, but you seemed willing to take that risk.

I hope you visit my gym some day.  While I probably won't just stare, you'll definitely catch me glancing repeatedly.  😎  If you then catch my eye and invite me to the show, well, you might just get a show in return.  After that, the possibilities are endless.

Whatever you decide to do, enjoy the moment, stay safe, and please tell us how it works out, especially if it turns into a really positive experience.

18 hours ago, Bacardi said:

So am I. Turning 30 is kinda bringing me down. Struck with "I should have been graduated by now" and "yeah, it's too late for you to skate. Just focus on something else" 😑 it's exhausting but I feel like once I can remember to take my medication those mindsets will change. Hopefully at least. 

Ah, 30.  A birthday now lost in the mists of time.  I no longer even remember my 30th birthday.  @Bacardi you have all the time you need to do and be anything you want.

On that note, if you could have any job in the world, what would be your dream job?  (assume all necessary training and knowledge comes with the job)

When you get your pilot's license, where would you go for your first solo flight?  This is after your training ... in case training includes a solo flight.

15 minutes ago, Let_It_Go said:

Hey Andre 👋

I don't believe so.... I do have an exhibitionist steak, but not sure that counts? 

Is your sirloin exposing itself again?  😛 sorry, I find it hard to resist those minor spelling errors

Do you still have friends that you've known since childhood, or do you make new friends in your new environment (new school, new job, new residence, etc.) and let go of old friends?

Hahaha ... at 04:30 (i.e. stupid o'clock in the morning) the link is getting too many hits and the page crashed.

Seems to be a LOT of interest ... hmmmm 🫠🤔

When you get stranded on a desert island (which will obviously happen to all of us at some point), what are the first three things you'll do and what two things do you hope you have with you.

You can't have a boat.  If you had a boat, you wouldn't be stranded.  Just to be clear.  😎

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

If im being fair, im very thankful that @Luvgolden asked before messaging me as I state on my profile that I prefer. 

Getting random messages from people I don't know has not been fun for me in the past 🤪

I'd better stop sending you messages ... you don't know me from Adam 😂😛

Back on topic:  What's your favourite sport and are you/were you ever actively involved in sports?

I think behaviour is self-regulating, to some extent, though it does require active moderation.

I agree 100% that this is one of the best sites I've ever visited in terms of respect, politeness, pleasantries, etc.  Huge thanks to the mods for helping to keep it that way.  I would not be here if I was subjected to the aggression and abuse you rightly describe at other sites.

There have been instances of aggressive and/or abusive behaviour here over the years.  These contributors rapidly gain pariah status and are usually summarily booted.  Some have created new accounts in order to continue the abuse but are soon ejected again.  These cycles don't tend to last long and things go back to normal.  The "need" to be a complete arsehole online is one I don't understand.  I can only assume that they are miserable gits IRL, also.

I think this site is full of interesting people that I'd love to chat with over coffee or a pint.  In that environment, being abusive is a self-defeating behaviour.  Happily, it seems most people here agree with that sentiment to at least some degree.

On 12/24/2022 at 2:23 PM, tom00xxx said:

Whenever I'm on holiday and have a room with balcony facing the swimming pool, I always feel the need to piss right from the balcony in the pool. Feels relaxing to pee in the middle of the night standing naked on the balcony and aiming the piss towards the pool. Anyone else doing that?

A man after my own heart ... 😂

I've never had the opportunity to do this into a pool, but I have managed to pee off a few hotel balconies.  I love the way my pee forms a lovely parabolic arch that starts smooth and simple, but gradually gets caught, twisted and shredded by passing currents of air.  And if you're not too high up, you can hear it splashing down onto whatever is below.

On a few occasions, the breeze blew the spray back onto balconies below me.  I wonder if the occupants thought it was raining?  I wonder if any of them opened their door to check?  😈

Guess I'll have to look up Still Game.

In the meantime ... What subject would just love to learn everything about ... and what would you do with that knowledge?

TBH ... I actually appreciate it when someone spends the time to trawl through the archives and resurrect something old and tasty.  It often brings back memories of when I first saw the thread and how I responded (which sometimes included getting myself off).

As another poster said, as an author it's a badge of honour to so excite the reader that they need to respond in that way.

Enjoy what you read in whatever way makes you feel good.  😈😎

(and feel free to tell us, if you're comfortable with that)

Greetings and salutations ... always good to have new voices in the conversation.  I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

Hulk Hogan or The Hulk?

Going back to the music, and taking a leaf from @Sophie's book:

You have a limited budget ... do you get one ticket and go alone to see your ultimate band (e.g. Queen circa '75-'80) or head for a festival with friends to see a bunch of pretty decent bands?

16 hours ago, Let_It_Go said:

I don't often get jealous, but... Ya got me 😂 Unbelievable! When I had a car with a CD player, the Live Killers Tour album was a regular backdrop to my commute. 

Correction:  Live Killers was actually released in '79, which was well before I saw them, but some things were identical, including the way they did Bohemian Rhapsody ... the band actually left the stage during the operatic section, coming back on when Brian May's guitar solo kicked off.  Since I saw them around '86 it must have been the tour for The Works or A Kind of Magic.

Whilst I would have loved to be part of the sexual awakening in the 60's and early 70's, and hoping I would have been brave enough to join in, it's the music that draws me.  So many great bands were formed during that time ... to go back and see Zeppelin in their prime!

I agree completely that the lack of CCTV and the like would make naughty peeing easier, but I think I'd find it less interesting.  For me, getting away with it in spite of the monitoring is part of the excitement.  Of course, peeing around people without them noticing would still be a challenge, and there could be interesting possibilities there.

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

My most recent pee 😋

I was disguising my handwriting lol.

Where else can you pee on your friends and get nothing but love in return?  💋💝