Sexismygod

I'd be inclined to combine peeing on his chair and on the carpet by leaving a nice puddle under his desk.  Two hits in one go ...

But mostly I'm just wracking my brain for a reason to be in London next week.  To have you so close and not even try seems wrong.  😎

This sounds like my dream playground.  Have fun, don't get caught ... and tell us all about it. 😈

14 hours ago, localdaeru said:

BTW, what happened to your videos on eroprofile? they are gone..

They're not gone ... but they are restricted to eroprofile members only.  Just trying to take at least a small step toward preventing underage access.

@Ivy1989... I think you and I are a bit similar in our attitudes.  Any adventures or stories I share are because I think there's something special or new about what happened.  Though @gldenwetgoose is correct that sharing of more run-of-the-mill activities does get a positive response, I don't find it personally interesting to write about them.

When I'm in a rut or think there's nothing more, I rely on the randomness and spontaneity of daily life.  Eventually, something will come up and I'll think "Hey, I haven't tried that before!"  Life is full of unexpected opportunities and challenges and I hope something will inspire similar responses for you.

In the meantime, having read and enjoyed your past contributions, I think you would be a wonderfully wicked idea generator for others looking for something new.  And maybe that could also give you new insights and ideas for your own enjoyment.  Many of the ideas I've shared here were things I hadn't tried myself and became new goals or ambitions.

In summary:  Despair not ... life is all but guaranteed to throw something unexpected your way.  

I second @Sophie's comment ... Maybe we should have a PeeFans day at the stables.  I've ridden a horse before, but don't remember it having that effect.  More testing is obviously needed.

Just now, Chrissy89 said:

Well since joining here I’ve become more daring so I’d probably say yea, providing I’m not gonna get caught by family or my friends 

As the saying goes ... accidents happen 😉

And if a toilet is not available and you don't want an accident, well, you'll just have to be sneaky.  Hehehehe

As a follow up, would you ever put yourself in a situation where making it to the toilet was simply not possible ... and just risk it?

The body becomes accustomed to normalised behaviour, but this sounds like an occasional event so is unlikely to "train" the bladder.  However, it may train you to think a pee is needed when it really isn't, so would there be any real difference between a trained bladder and a trained awareness?

Sounds like some proper experimentation is needed.

Great story.  I love reading stories about things I wished I'd been brave enough to do.  Go Kelsie ... do it again!

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

That sign seems kind of obvious.  Why else would I pee in front of a camera if not to put it online?  Just a normal day for me  😎😉

Well damn ... I've pissed in cinemas before but never quite like that.  Kudos for taking on the challenge. 

Based on that last post:

Do you consider yourself devious, open, assertive or "depends on the situation"?

2 hours ago, Loller said:

Great body and I love the pubes.

Off topic, but ...

Read a really interesting article yesterday on why women started removing body hair.  Basically, it boils down to a combination of body shaming and societal pressure driven by men.  I'm all for a return to the natural look.

On 1/27/2023 at 5:09 AM, Ozabot said:

I knew a girl back in university with similar artwork (but a tiger instead of a butterfly).  She took my breath away the first time she showed me.  Thanks for resurrecting a very fond memory.  Surprises like that are one of the best things in life. 

I love carpet pissing, but my home situation doesn't allow for it.

My answer?  Hotels.   Thank god for business trips. 🤣

Accidental double post 

2 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

So Easy for the guy.  Almost everything comes off for the female.

True, but a skirt would solve that problem immediately.  A skirt gives a woman almost complete freedom of expression.  As a naughty/public pisser, I have major skirt envy ... and yes, I've seriously considered wearing a kilt for just this purpose.  😂

I find this to be very situational

• If we're out drinking, it's not unusual to pee in front of friends ... they're probably peeing, too, so it's no issue
• If I'm out walking with friends, I'll be more discreet but I don't try to be invisible ... they usually just keep walking, thus informing me clearly of their lack of interest
• If I'm sitting at the dinner table with friends, I'll probably just go to the toilet ... alas, I have no friends that would welcome me peeing under the table 🤣

I'm not particularly shy about peeing in front of people, but I don't tend to go all-out exhibitionist with it, either.

On 2/19/2023 at 2:16 PM, Sophie said:

Seems I'm a bit different ...

If I just want to pee hard into the water, then E5 is the obvious answer (it could start almost anywhere, but 90+% will be E5).  But I don't do that very often.

I'm much more likely to, literally, piss around.  That is, start somewhere around C4 or C6, then pee a circle around the centre.  If I go clockwise, that would be C4-C5-C6-D7-E7-F7-G6-G5-G4-F3-E3-D3-C4.  And if I can, I'll reverse the entire sequence.  Basically, I paint the entire bowl ... just because I can.  🤣

1 hour ago, colette888 said:

There are much more scary actions one can perform in life, I assure you Bacardi!

So true ... Most of the things we think are scary are just things we haven't tried yet and don't know what will happen. 

@Bacardi Once you've tried, no changing room will be safe!

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Omw 😍 I still haven't tried and I'm definitely too scared to try it alone.

I would never send you out on your own @Bacardi ... I'm here to help.  😇

15 minutes ago, colette888 said:

Lovely video indeed, she's cute! About my direct experience, I can tell you that fitting rooms a few times didn't escape my baptizing...

I've baptized one or two myself ... and always wonder how often it happens.

@Bacardi - let's go shopping!!

I always used to hold a joint with two fingers and a thumb ... remove one finger when you get down to the roach (unless you have a roach clip or enjoy burning your fingers).  Based on that, I guess I use the joint grip ... and I've never needed a roach clip to pee.

I agree that getting hard creates a fountain effect.  I've found that if I get hard while peeing, the fountain gets gradually higher, which is a kind of cool affect.  I've got a few videos of this, and can attest to the wonderful sensation of peeing through a really hard cock.  No grip needed when it's hard.  There's only one possible direction of flow. 

1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

… and this was how @Bacardi made her fortune on Etsy 🙂

A great idea for a little side business for someone who can see ... and a ready market of interested buyers 

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

https://fb.watch/imRkJBU00o/

Facebook never disappoints. Although the site of that woman trying to pee on that Itty bitty square of fake grass was really hot, even if it wasn't real. Still don't think these would work for me tho 🤣

Something like this would be really useful for guys, too.  Especially those who like a discreet pee under a table or somewhere similarly naughty.

Exposing the male organ through the "first zipper" is risky and almost always gets the crotch wet. Having a second zipper that allows direct exposure to the floor would be both sensible and liberating.  But would I pay $168 just to make peeling on the floor easier?  That's an interesting question.  😂