Peenicks

Haven't guarded anyone but I have had one of my gal-pals guard me before while I pissed on a tree. She's built like a twig so she didn't cover much of me but I appreciated the gesture nonetheless ❤️

Always great to see you posting again! Wonderful work ❤️

3 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

That's because your generation grew up online. The differences between your generation and every previous pre-internet generation is night and day. Among my friends with teenagers, the ones with non-binary kids outnumbers those with cis kids. In contrast, when we were growing up just being gay was a scandal. You post internet kids will never know about woods porn. 

True, I wasn't trying to disprove your post. Granted, my school wasn't (and still isn't) all that kind to the LGBTQ+ community. The rumors surrounding anyone who was suspected of being not straight or cis weren't usually too kind, and if it spread to the parents, you might as well just move. It's not nearly that dire anymore (to my knowledge atleast) but it's still definitely a problem.

Inspired by GlacierClear on Twitter

As Agnes was attending to the upkeep at inn her helper, Sam, was loafing about as per usual.

"Man, I'm so fuckin' thirsty right now." Sam sighed while getting up to rummage through the fridge nearby. Agnes didn't mind working alone but she couldn't stand for one common behavior of Sam's in particular.

"You really shouldn't use such vile language, it's very rude." Agnes softly chided to them.

As they rested back into their seating, now with a soda in hand they scoffed at Agnes's suggestion.

"That's very old fashioned of you. What, are you planning to make me eat a bar of soap too?" Sam smirked.

Agnes halted her current chore and turned her attention to the lounging person now chuckling to themselves. She loomed over top of them, slumped over on the cushioned seat.

"Well something must be done about your filthy mouth." Agnes replied sternly. Sam looked confused, perhaps she had taken their soap joke too literally.

"Lie there." she commanded the helper with a steel glare

"Yes, ma'am." Sam quickly folded

Agnes mounted herself atop the enby, revealing her maid's gown to be her only attire. As she sat with her bare vulva on her helper's lips she let loose a disciplinary stream of warm urine.

"Drink as much as you can. We must make sure we've properly washed off that tongue of yours."

If Melody found out her one-night-stand had a piss kink

I felt her sweat drip onto me as we both were panting and gasping for breath. My whole body was on fire and pulsing with tension.

"Don't give out on me yet sweetie, I still need you for round three." the domineering woman purred, although I was too paralyzed to properly respond. I was so sensitive that I felt her twitch atop me ever so slightly.

"Oh, hold that thought dear. I have to go pee." I heard her melodic baritone grace my ears as I felt the tight yet inviting warmth from her rear fade as she lifted herself from my cock. This time I twitched involuntarily, my member responding to her needs. This doesn't go unnoticed by Melody, who stops her ascension suddenly.

"Oooh, I see." she gives me a sultry grin "You're that kind of girl, aren't you?" My face is a dizzying shade of crimson, it's as if her gaze can pierce into my soul. She begins to slide herself back atop my once-again throbbing cock, landing gracefully onto my chest.

"Well, I might stick around, give you what you want, maybe you can have a little taste. If you're good, that is." she teased me, now spreading her legs wide open.

If Harmony found out her one-night-stand had a piss kink

"Oh fuck, that was good. I'm sure as shit not walking anywhere tomorrow." she panted out, lying beneath me, my cock held in the comforting warmth of her bountiful ass. "I could go again tho, you down?" before I can respond she bounced out from underneath me just as I was getting comfortable resting against her soft back.

"Either way, I'll be back. Gotta go take a quick piss." she states casually and frankly. As I watch her begin to bounce out of the room, cum dribbling from her visible pink asshole, I call out to her before she can exit and tell her that she doesn't need to leave to pee.

"Oh, you're into that shit? Thank God, I've got a weak ass bladder so this probably won't be my only piss tonight." despite my leading her action she doesn't seem to have any reservations about her brazen act. As she adopted a wide stance in front of the bed, she aimed her cock at the sheets, crumpled up in a pile from all our fervent activity, and released an unabashed torrent.

"Fuck, I needed that. Just when I thought this bed couldn't get any dirtier." she gave a slight chuckle at her own joke. "Good thinking getting two queen beds."

On 9/8/2022 at 2:05 AM, Takashi96 said:

Wow, that's fascinating! As a westerner the idea that they would know each other's kinks and find kinks normal just seems inconceivable to me. To me that really highlights the difference between east and west. The big 3 Abrahamic faiths have contributed so much guilt and shame to the west.  Sexual hangups are just baked into our cultures. 

This was in the United States in the midwest. As for "Julie" from the story. I don't think anyone suspected it was a kink. It was viewed more like she was edgy. She was that girl who would piss anywhere anytime because she did not give a fuck. The incident that established her reputation was in an elevator with two other girls. One of them was a standard party girl public pisser but even she was shocked. Especially because it was the middle of the day and they were stone cold sober. 

I'm in the Midwest US and I know amongst my group of friends we all talk about kinks and fetishes fairly openly just like any other interest. I have a friend who's into bondage, another into S&M, and I'm the piss kink friend. I realize that we're something of an oddity in that regard, when we were in highschool we talked and joked about sex and sexuality so frequently that apparently there were rumors that we had massive group orgies. Lol

Yeah

I'm part Irish so I'm morally obligated to have a party today

I know how it is, B. Just do your best and take care of yourself, we all love ya! ❤️

15 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Most British women I have heard talk about it really don't care for the word "panties" to refer to women's underwear. They say it sounds both over sexualised and infantilising; which to adult women, is very off putting. The term doesn't bother me, you understand. Indeed, I've used it myself. Mainly because I understand that it gives men hard ons at the very mention of the word! However, I am mindful that most women don't like it and as such, I try to be sparing with the use of that word.

Yeah, I think it's largely the same with women in the States. Most other women I've talked to on the matter have mentioned hating "panties" or thinking it sounds creepy at one point or another, and when I think about it for too long I can't really blame em'. Maybe my growing up AMAB and overexposure to porn has something to do with it but I was never really bothered by the word. But it is one of those words you have a better time reading than you do saying it.

Honestly, I really like "bum". It's cute and delicate in a way that "butt" or "ass" can't match and it's more precise and succinct than "bottom". I just wish I felt more natural using it, it's not really in the wheelhouse of common slang here in the US so I can't help but read it in an English accent, and trying to read my own works in an accent that's not my own feels weird. 

Bumping this cuz I'm genuinely curious how people would feel about this change. I think the only complication in implementing this system would be having mods or users to retroactively fit topic posts with the correct prefix. But honestly I think that's a relatively minor issue compared to the help this would have in streamlining the site for accessibility and inclusivity

16 hours ago, rann said:

I am pleased to be a source of inspiration😂
Needless to say, I enjoyed it very much. I love how much pleasure her actions gave her -- so much so that she found herself a new "hobby"!

Glad to hear you enjoyed it! Means a lot to me 🙂

Always thought it'd be fun to do the old pee fiction trope where you catch someone peeing in an inappropriate place and as they're apologizing or panicking you ask to join them

My best guess is that germophobia didn't really exist before germ theory. It's hard to have an irrational fear or something you don't know exists. Obviously people could still have an irrational fear of the illnesses those germs caused but the remedy for those things prior to germ theory was usually something along the lines of "pray really hard" 

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On 9/2/2022 at 7:51 PM, Johnboy777 said:

Admins if you think this should be moved elsewhere where more PeeFans can access it, please do it.

I'd say this would fit better under Pee Talk, wouldn't you?

I have adopted the word 'naughty" more frequently. Not out loud, but I like using it in my writing now, I never associated it with an English accent I suppose. 

I've never used the word "wee" or "loo" tho, still feels too unnatural and bizarre to me. I caught myself using the words like "snatch" and "cunt" in my early stories which I always imagine being read in an English accent. Guess I was trying to blend in, lol

While we're talking about the industry's mysogyny, I think the rampant trans-mysogyny and general transphobia is also worth highlighting. There are very few out trans people in the industry and even fewer who are willing to do pee porn, and honestly from what I've seen they have every reason not to! Even on fairly mainstream sites like Pornhub who rally behind LGBTQ+ positivity every Pride Month, they load their video titles up with slurs for the sake of SEO. My heart goes out to any trans folks working in the porn industry, they're my heroes and deserve so much better than the pathetic fetishistic bullshit they're likely the constant target of

Between this and my attempt to make rules for "Strip UNO" and "Strip Smash Bros." I'm starting to think that gameified sexual experiences should be a kink/fetish in and of itself (if so, I have it)

23 hours ago, UnauthorisedGuy said:

Has someone tried to pick you up, but you didn't realise it at the time?

I think a good chunk of my friends in middle school thought I was trying to date em' because I have a tendency to talk overly-familiarly with just about everyone. At least one or two of my friends reciprocated this affection and tried to date me, I wasn't interested tho. In one particularly confusing instance I was asked by a girl for a break-up from a relationship I didn't even know I was in.

What's your kinkiest sexual experience (pee-involved or otherwise)?

I totally agree with this article. As a whole we need to stop criminalizing things that poor and homeless people do because they're poor and homeless, and instead actually make an effort to, y'know, help and support them

Just now, Bacardi said:

Allora. 

Well if I lived closer I'd take you out on a friend date lol. You seem so cool. 

Aww, thanks! Likewise to you 😊

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

If you are caught peeing in public, yes, you can get un trouble. 

It varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. Sometimes it's just a fine, sometimes it's just a disorderly conduct charge, and it can be all the way up to registering as a sex offender.

Lots of of people do it. It's like speeding where many do it every day and are not caught, but when you are caught there are consequences.

I've heard that in atleast a few states it's not technically illegal unless you can see the person's genitals while they urinate. Yet another US law that unfairly targets people with vaginas, what else is new