Peenicks

1. In a vast garden on a breezy afternoon, in nothing but a sundress and sunhat, squatting atop and pissing into a beautiful bed of flowers

2. Having a partner use me as a piss receptacle without a second thought. More specifically, me lying fast asleep in my bed and being awoken by a urinating pussy sitting on my face or a cock shoved in my mouth, ready to pee.

3. Watching or participating in a group of people peeing all over someone's house as an act of revenge.

4. Having a partner join you in a bath, then they piss in it before they leave 

5. Going to the beach, being buried from the neck down in sand, unable to move, and having desperate beach-goers relieve themselves in or on me.

I've got plenty more but these were my most unique ones I thought worth sharing

The hotel I'm staying at has a bathtub practically the size of a jacuzzi. Because of its proximity to the sink I can just hang my butt over the edge of the tub and piss into it, then wash my hands even while I'm still sitting! I don't even need to bother wiping after because I'm bottomless the whole time I'm in the room 😛

My latest one was a full-on burst because of all the water and soda I've been downing. I shook my ass from side to side to cover as much of the walls of the tub as I could. Apparently I had more in me then I thought because after shaking off the "last" drops into the drain, washing my hands, and standing up another quick spurt came loose and formed a dotted line on the bath mat! Might go back and finish the job I started with that, or maybe I'll get lazy and use the ice bucket.

2 hours ago, morty98 said:

What pee habits do you integrate into your everyday life? Like, nonchalant peeing/wetting, anything else maybe, ...?

Personally I like to integrate public peeing when and wherever I think I can get away with it 😉. I also do a bit of naughty peeing in my house or in hotel rooms, like in the sink, the the tub, out the window, on the carpet, etc.

"Excuse me young lady! That bowl is for the trick-or-treaters!!"

She looked up when she heard my voice, but she clearly didn't understand me. The girl in the "slutty bumblebee" costume on my doorstep was clearly wasted.

"The door wasssn't opin so I..." she trailed off, her legs giving out a little and her stream overshooting the bowl and landing on my new dress!

"I neeededd... tinkle" she murmured

Fed up I gave her a good smack on the rear to jolt her awake and she instantly shrieked and bolted off the porch, her bright yellow bumblebee striped thong still around her knees and her gushing stream still going as she ran off to God knows where. Damn kids, I really need to move. Shit, did I leave my keys at the bakery!?

...

Well since the bowl is ruined anyway...

Out a window was probably my boldest one. Actually it was more than just one to be honest. At least two of them were from a hotel room, once facing the front and the other facing the parking lot. But in college there were two empty bedrooms between me and my roommate, and I used one as a spare bathroom when I was feeling frisky. I'd regularly go to it to pee out the window late at night and shortly before the end of my year I worked up the courage to piss on the carpet in there. On one such occasion I had a partner of mine sleeping over, so I told them I was going to the bathroom, pissed out of the empty bedroom's window, then flushed the empty toilet and washed my hands before creeping back into bed with them. If they caught onto my dirty deed they never shared it with me.

I went to a local fair recently because it was cheap, on a less busy day, and not too hot out. All around, I had a fun time. I especially liked going on the ski lift or "Sky Rail" since there's no skiing to be had there. It's a nice place to take a breather.

While on the lift, the sun was setting and I was looking down at the walking path hardly anyone took and spotted a couple, one standing closer to the walkway on their phone and the other was squatting in the grass with their jeans and underwear around their knees! It wasn't a particularly shady spot and their partner was making no attempt to shield them from me or any other passersby but I could clearly see their vagina while they pissed freely into the grass. I looked away and towards those behind me on the lift to see what they thought, but they were all looking elsewhere. Admittedly I did look down again once I'd nearly passed them and to my shock and embarrassment the one urinating saw me staring. But instead of covering up or chewing me out on my admittedly rude behavior... they waved at me! I was in shock, here they were squatting underneath one of the most populated rides on the fairgrounds and waving to passersby while they peed onto the now-muddy ground!? I have to wonder what their partner thought of this but as soon as the pissing figure started waving I immediately turned my head away, too embarrassed to keep oodling.

I had briefly considered seeing if I could catch up with the pair to chat but when I rode by the spot next, they were gone. If I squinted real hard I could see the spot where their stream had landed. But with all the tiresome walking I did that day I wouldn't have been surprised if it turned out to be some sleep-deprived illusion or daydream. Nevertheless, thought it'd be fun to share✌️

April & Elise: Table For Two

Elise thought it’d be cute if she surprised me by blindly guiding me to where we’d be going next. Unfortunately, I know the city better than she does, so I ended up guiding her instead.

“I appreciate you trying to surprise me with Zucco’s. They have amazing focaccia.” I gushed

“So, I’ve heard… every time we pass by it.” She joked back.

I tried to playfully elbow her again, but I think I went a little too hard judging by her startled reaction. I think I'm starting to act more and more like Elise, she's always been the bolder and sturdier one between us. Back when I was with Astrid, I was the bold one. Ah, I shouldn't have these things clouding my head. It's my birthday, for God's sake! That even sounds like something Elise would say. I gotta get out of this mental spiral.

"You coming?" I hear Elise's voice chime as she holds the door open for me, who's trailing behind lost in thought.

I ran to catch up with her.

"You made reservations to this place, but you couldn't find it on Maps?" I asked only half-joking

"Shut uuup!" she said clearly embarrassed. I don't get to push her buttons often but it's always fun when I manage to. We sat down in an elevated booth, clearly meant to house a party of four.

"Wow, hardly anyone here tonight."

"Looking at these prices I can see why." Elise mumbled under her breath

"We can split it, Elise." I reassured her but she shuts me down in record time.

"Nope! No chance in hell, this is your birthday. I'm not letting you spend a fucking dime!" I told her that I already bought a bunch of stuff at the arcade, but she said she'd pay me back next week. Even though I liked surprising her at the bookstore, I can't deny it's sexy when she takes control too. She bought us three beverages each: water, soda for her (tea for me), and an uber expensive bottle of white wine. By the time we got our food she'd gotten so many soda refills that I could've swore she was trying to speed-run a kidney stone.

"You weren't lying about the focaccia, this shit rocks." Elise mumbled through a mouthful of flatbread. 

Our waiter Luce came by the table to ask if we needed anything else. Elise needed another soda, of course, but I noticed they had come by to check on us quite often. To be fair there weren’t many tables to wait but it still struck me as peculiar. Before I could think to bring it to Elise's attention, however, she tapped me on the shoulder.

"Hey April, I think there's something under the table. You should check it out." She says, not even trying to hide her intentions. It was dim in the largely candlelit restaurant and hard to see under the thick table cloth but I could unmistakably make out the shape of Elise's penis jutting out from beneath her skirt, now laid above her bare thighs and ass.

Embarassingly even just the silhouette was enough to make me flustered and turning red but I had my concerns. "You can't piss in here! This is a fancy restaurant, there's only a few people here, and Luce will probably be back soon!" I chided her in a hushed voice.

"But that's why I wanna piss here." she rebelliously smirked. It was clear we were both a very bad influence on one another. Nevertheless she pretended to pout and complied. We were both talking about work when Luce came back to the table.

"Let me guess, more soda?" they replied in an endearing friendly tone. Without waiting for an answer from Elise they took the empty cup and filled the other with water from a pitcher they carried.

"I'll take another iced tea too, please." I politely asked. But it was while asking this I heard something that startled me: the unmistakable, telltale sound of a stream hitting the carpet beneath our feet. Frozen, almost unable to move, I looked to Luce for a reaction expecting the absolute worst but they didn't seem to notice at all.

"Sure thing!" they smiled and jauntily walked away, pitcher and cups in hand. I couldn't believe it, I could hear it clear as day but they didn't even register it. I look to Elise, the obvious source of the pattering noise that I still heard.

"The hell do you think you're doing!?" I almost want to yell.

"What? They're hot. I couldn't help myself, oh fuck this feel good." I hear Elise softly moan as she leans back in the booth. Her leaning and erect dick caused her stream to start hitting the underside of the table. From her sensual moans and sighs of relief with the loud splatters issuing beneath her, it would have been clear as day to anyone viewing what was going on.

I peered underneath the cloth once more and could see the reflective cascade of hot piss hitting the table, creating a dark stain on the material and ricocheting onto the overflowing carpet as soft droplets. As Elise wiggled her hips a little bit, guess she had caught me staring, I saw her stream hit a piece of discarded gum before a spurt of her pee hit me in the face. A droplet or two hit my eye but most of it landed near my mouth; I could taste its acidity and sour flavor.

"Whoops, sorry honey." she purred in a sultry baritone. She knew it was nothing serious but the teasing was a bit much. I could hear the splashing underneath me start to wane and then stop "Alright, I'm done. Well, I'm not done done, but I'll stop."

Wiping my face with a cloth napkin I sarcastically congratulate her, "I appreciate your restraint."

As if on cue, Luce returned with a soda in hand.

"Here you are. I'm sorry, what did you have to drink ma'am?" they asked courteously

"Just an iced tea, thank you."

"Of course, I'll be right back." they scurried away, almost nervously. Were they the only server available tonight? That must be tough to handle, even with just a few tables. Drinking more of the wine and the water while I waited and thinking about Elise's naughty behavior got my bladder all revved up as well.

"Well since you already got our booth all dirty..." I trailed off before hiking up my skirt above my rear, setting my bare ass down on the upholstery, and parting my legs. As I closed my eyes and tilted back so I could relax my bladder I felt an unexpected sensation, the warmth of someone's lips wrapping around my pussy. I opened my eyes to see Elise nowhere in sight. I don't think Elise had ever drank pee before, not intentionally at least. But with her taking the initiative, I couldn't deny her what she wanted. I relaxed my bladder and pissed a hot stream into my girlfriend's waiting throat for the first time. I could picture her hearing the noise when it fills your throat, realizing the taste when it hits your tongue. I started with a soft stream, tentative in case she couldn't handle it. Although it shouldn't have been a surprise to me, she began lapping it up, I could feel her hot breath against my flower as she swallowed at a good pace. I hit the threshold where my bladder wasn't so tense and my flow of hot piss became more concentrated. I was worried she'd be overwhelmed but she continued on, I heard her ecstatic moans beneath me, making an attempt to caress my clit with her tongue while she swallowed.

As my ember fountain began to spurt and then fade I expected Elise to get up and tell me how it was, as usual it seemed I was wrong. She lapped away the last droplets hanging from my pussy, which felt great, but she kept going. As she continued she plunged her tongue deeper into me, hungrily lapping at my pussy and causing me to begin to spasm and moan in ecstasy. Like I had done before, she grabbed my butt and pulled me closer to her lashing tongue, I started to buck and bounce involuntarily as my mind lit up with fireworks. I was only barely spatially aware enough to notice Luce returning with my iced tea. Stopping my movement as much as I could I stood perfectly upright, trying not to make eye contact while I was being devoured by euphoria (and by Elise).

"Here you are, ma'am" Luce said looking at me then to the empty space next to me.

"Thank you. Sh-She's in the bathroom." I managed to utter

"Ah" they curtly replied before running back to deal with another table

During this whole exchange Elise let up not once, still tonguing and feasting on me as wildly as before. As she began to stimulate my clit too in the midst of this, I couldn't hold back anymore.

"Elise, I-I'm..." was what I was able to get out before erupting in a blissful climax. 

Slumped down with my asshole practically touching the booth seating and feeling unable to move after that ravaging, I tried to reach for my fork but it just wasn't happening. That being said it was one of the best birthday gifts I had gotten all day.

With us both above the table and Elise wiping her face I decided to take a sip of my iced tea. It got warmer faster than I expected but it had been sitting for a while by then. When I took a sip I noticed the taste was peculiar and it looked oddly discolored, my guess was it was simply the last of it they had on-hand that night. I didn't think much of it as we ate the rest of our dinner and shared work stories back and forth.

By the end of the night we were stuffed, all the food was perfect. When Luce came by to check on us they already had our check in hand

"How was everything?"

"Fantastic" we both replied not quite in sync.

This made them giggle a bit. They paused for a second afterward, looking at the check in their hand seemingly lost in thought.

"It's on me, you two." Luce replied very assuredly. Elise and I were both shocked to say the least.

"Really? What's the occasion?" Elise replied

Luce seemed to flush in embarrassment at this question "W-well, I... can I show you something?" they hesitantly asked of us.

We both nodded unsure of where this was going but liking what we heard. Luce grabbed a chair from a nearby empty table and pulled it up to us, they placed the open book with the check inside it on top of it. Pausing again and clearly quite nervous, they yanked their pants down from beneath their apron in one swift motion, revealing they were fully commando underneath. They hovered their ass above the cushion of the seat, giving us a clear view of their untrimmed yet neatly manicured pubic hair and small pink pussy. As if they'd been holding it all night, they burst a stream of clear hot urine onto the seat, soaking the useless check and cascading off the seat onto the poor carpet. They raised their ass higher as if to give us a better view of the spectacle and their stream began to overshoot the chair, nearly landing at our feet as we were starting to shuffle out of our booth. Elise was stunned to silence at this brazen act and we both were quite turned on to put to bluntly. They readjusted their torrent once more and the curt splatter onto the cushioning was even louder than before. It seemed we were the last one left in the restaurant, and thank God for it.

As their stream became a trickle on the ruined upholstery and even more ruined checkbook, they reached into the front of their apron to tear off a sheet of paper from the notebook they use for orders and wipe the last of their piss.

"Well, can we at least give you a generous tip?" Elise joked to break our shocked silence.

"How about a phone call?" Luce shot back clearly excited at our approval. As they dragged their workpants back up and walked over to the two of us they handed me another piece of notebook paper with a number on it. As they walked away still trying to get their pants up over their perfectly shaped ass they hollered over their shoulder to us.

"Have a good night, you too. Don't worry, I'll clean up the mess." Before vanishing around the corner.

"Daaaaamn, maybe you should've told them it was your birthday to get a personal show." Elise said grabbing the notebook paper from my hands.