Peenicks

1 minute ago, Bacardi said:

My inbox is full (again) and it takes a lot of brain power to figure out how to clear it out, so I'll do it all in one go tomorrow after I shuffle the kids off to school. 

Do you play Fall Guys? That's free on every console now. We can totally Duo up and kick some bean ass lol.

Haven't played it but I'd totally be down! Lemme know when your box is free again and I'll join ya 😘

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

I don't play on steam, but when I dig out my switch tomorrow I'll send you my friend code.

As long as it's not breaking rule 8 🤣

I can DM mine to you if that's cool 🙂

And its sequel!

https://www.literotica.com/s/piss-practice-the-sink

Congrats on pguy for putting their clown degree to good use! 🤡

Sounds like a lot of fun! I've yet to wet myself accidentally or purposely in my adult life so maybe I'll have to experiment sometime too 😊

Thanks for sharing, B! Love ya and have fun with the clean-up, lol

I'm glad you made this multiple choice cuz no way in hell could I pick just one.

Ideally, I'd have a train run on me and I'd check every box one after the other 🥵

Haven't gotten any volunteers on that offer tho

On 9/25/2022 at 12:53 PM, puddyls said:

teehee. 🤭 so i wasn't sure if i'd actually do it when i got ready for work in the morning. but, i did specifically pick these panties for the occasion at hand.😉 as it turns out, i was able to coax myself to follow through, and when i went to get gas on my lunch break, slipped off my pants as i exited my car. ☺️ i was still sooo nervous as i began the walk past the pumps and across the empty space between my car and the store. but it felt absolutely thrilling when i realized i was now committed, and very much in public in my panties. as i entered the store i didn't know what to expect, and it was a little intimidating (and quite embarrassing) as the employee gazed at me with a look of confused disbelief. i honestly couldn't believe that i was standing only feet away from a complete stranger in my undies either. it was kinda cute watching his eyes dart around being unsure of where to look as i stepped up to the counter and trying to act like everything was normal. haha. but, omg i felt so naughty, especially upon catching his eyes make several glances from eye level and past my cleavage, to down there, while also knowing my lace panties left very little to imagination. like i said, intending to attempt this, i checked in the mirror before putting on my pants that morning just to be sure my muffin would show, too.🤫 despite feeling vulnerable, his smile of approval just added to the sense of excitement for me. after paying for my gas, and not yet having the attendant protest my shenanigans, i was feeling so sexy, and was kinda inspired to prolong the sensation.🥰 so decided i could also use a drink. walking around the shop while having my panties very much exposed was absolutely freeing. and i was sooo grateful that the clerk was allowing me to take pix as i lingered. posing while he watched actually felt kinda erotic. 😇 after paying for my tea, i was in such a euphoric mood that the walk back to my car wasn't even all that humiliating, even as i was stared at by a few of the other customers. then after pumping the gas i finally got into my car, stopped to get a salad at a drive thru, and didn't put my pants back on until parking my car back at the office. 

Oh my God, that's amazing! You're braver than I'll ever be, I rarely even open a window when I'm in my panties at home, lmao. Thank you so much for sharing! 

Mmm, hope it's alright I picked all of the above 🤤. I don't have a vag but if I did I know it would be an absolute cum dumpster.

I'm proud that one of my horny shitposts inspired this poll, lol

9 minutes ago, sman said:

how did you find out you were into peeing on stuff and what was your the first naughty pee

I think I first found out I was into it when I started looking up videos and photos of naughty peeing. My search history would've been full of stuff like "woman peeing on couch" or "naked girl pee in cup".

If I recall my first was a plastic bucket shaped liked a Jack O' Lantern, supposed to be used for trick-or-treating. First I tried sitting on it like a normal toilet but the bucket would've definitely crumpled underneath me, so I just hovered above it in a squat and let loose. I still remember the sound of my stream crackling against the hollow plastic, it was fantastic!

22 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I wish I wasn't a broke bitch because I want Splatoon 3 so bad. I played the first two religiously and am so looking forward to playing it. What about games like Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley? I have been playing those and Disney Dreamlight Valley so much recently. They are like my way to escape reality lol.

I didn't know there is a new sonic game coming out. One of my kids is the biggest sonic fan ever so I guess I better add that to their Christmas list. 

Forgot to tag you in my response, whoops

I play Stardew and Animal Crossing with my friends every chance I get! I could give you my Switch and/or Steam friend code sometime so you could visit 😊 Haven't heard of that Disney one tho, might have to check it out!

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

*me coming to ask my other half an innocent question, then getting distracted by the hot picture of them peeing in front of their mirror for 5 minutes*

Anyway,

Do you play video games? I am definitely a video game person and I love to hear about what people are playing!

You flatter me, B 😘❤️

But yeah, I play tons of games! I got Disco Elysium recently so I'm looking forward to playing that, also been playing a lot of Splatoon 3 lately. And like most Sonic fans I'm getting irrationally hyped for Sonic Frontiers's release this November 🤩

Don't have the tape measurer on hand but last I checked I was just shy of the US average in both length and width (and it'll probably shrink with HRT)

As for preferred size, I think I put more stake in girth rather than length. But as I've said before I'm not all that picky. So long as it fits in me and they know how to use it, I'm a happy woman ❤️

As far as boob size goes, I'm not much to look at (again, no HRT 😭) and I respect breasts of all shapes and sizes (but uhh if you'd let me use your boobas as pillows, hit me up 😳)

3 minutes ago, wuyetuzhuren said:

Do you have a habit of writing it down? Take pictures or video

Yes I have! Here's a link to them:

Bumping this cuz I'm a lil attention slut tonight 😊

Another piss fiction trope I'd love to do is being in a group of people trying to one-up or out-do one another with increasingly naughty and/or risky peeing spots

4 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Omg Nikki it's 3 am my time rn but I'm sick and woke up in the middle of the night but logged in to tell you this because otherwise I'll forget.

I keep having this fleeting thought about being asleep before my partner gets home from a long night out, and when he does get home he's horny and wakes me up a little bit by kissing me and pressing himself against me. He asks if he can fuck me and I say yes, and then we have really quick sex until he finishes, then I just roll back over and go to sleep. 

In these fantasies pregnancy doesn't exist so I go to sleep full of him leaking out of me 🤭

Aww, hope you feel better soon, B! Make sure to get enough rest, maybe then your fantasy will come true 😈 (tell im' to bag it up first tho!)

Another one I'm stealing wholesale from horny Twitter, giving or receiving sounds amazing rn 😩

On 9/23/2022 at 11:32 AM, bungholio69 said:

Thanks. I love the idea of cooking some food for my girlfriend after a moment like that and having a warm meal with her in the cold and after we finish we’ll cuddle more and then fall asleep together. 

We're on a bit of a wholesome streak with these fantasies which I'll unfortunately have to break because I can't resist posting this here. It's funny but it's also making me all hot and bothered. Wish that were me 🤤🥵

26 minutes ago, bungholio69 said:

Actually I thought about something. 
 

what if you take a noodle cup that you can microwave or pour boiling water into it and leave out the spice packets and drain out the hot water from the noodle cup and put the noodles into like one of those sex toys like a pocket pussy or pocket anus and that mouth one or hell even a homemade one made out of a Pringle’s can, some sponges and a rubber glove, and then you let it cool till warm and get yourself erected with the content of your choice and well... 

go to town on it. 

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

15 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I was just connecting on a personal level with another member 😭😭😭

How dare you, Bacardi! You will be sentenced to Fun Jail for your crimes! 😡

Masturbators, I'm curious as to what the weirdest thing you've found yourself watching, doing, or thinking about post-climax is. I'm aware that the idea of "post-nut clarity" is broadly more applicable to AMAB folks but AFAB stories are obviously welcome as well ❤️

The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

In my old shitty dorm I'd find insects crawling all over my bathroom. I remember giving a troublesome ant or two in my shower a good spray of piss in an attempt to flush em' down the drain.

There's something magical about hearing a stream hit a large body of water like a lake, river, or especially an ocean. 

On 9/6/2022 at 7:59 AM, P155Y said:

And once they started to pee, how would you react. It's a fantasy of mine to put my cock in somebodies mouth when I need to pee!

I'd be surprised but I'd happily drink up and clean em' up afterwards 😋😉