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7 minutes ago, toiletfloorpee said:

"well this is what I think of your stupid life", instantly squatted down and peed right in front of her. Then quipped "nothing wrong with my pelvic floor, eh?"

Magnificent! 💖

I just found this. Maybe you already knew about it. I don't have time to listen to it right now, but will do when I have a spare 90 minutes!

https://thefpl.us/episode/385

9 minutes ago, notna98 said:

 

Lovely to hear this great song performed such that everything is in tune all the way through. It's one of the great disappointments of the Mamas & Papas original that not everything is quite in tune - drives me mad!

39 minutes ago, jorel2012 said:

She is the love of my life. We went through some rough sea but we managed to restore our love and now it’s great.  
Collarbone got well after two surgeries, thank you. 

I can relate to your love story. Quite similar for the two of us. And ... two operations! Sounds bad. I'm glad it's ok now.

On 1/4/2024 at 12:48 AM, jorel2012 said:

One of our first pee adventures (many to follow) took place in our first apartment that we rented together about 16 years ago. 
My wife knew about my fetish but until then never made anything in that direction.

A few days before I had a motorbike accident and broke my collarbone. Nothing to worry about but it had to be fixed in the hospital. The evening before I had to leave for the hospital, I packed some socks, underwear and other clothes so that I would be ready for tomorrow.

After all was done I awkwardly tried to sit down on our couch. As you can imagine a freshly broken collarbone gives you a bit of a hassle, especially when the couch lets you fall deep and you have nothing to hold yourself tight. 
My wife saw my struggle and came over to help me. She held my hand so I could slowly let me sink onto the couch. 
Suddenly she lost her balance, had to let go my hand and I fell on the couch. A few seconds later the body of my wife slapped onto mine because she stumbled and was falling as well. 
In an (for me) unexpected reaction she gripped my right shoulder to catch the fall. My broken collarbone made me cry out loud and she was yelling lots of sorrys and „ohmygods“. 
So, there we were now, I was lying on the couch almost crying in pain and my wife on top of me almost crying in regret. 

After some moments we got our contenance back and started to giggle. As painful as it was as funny it was, too. My wife kissed me and looked me deep in the eyes for a while. I felt something warm in my crotch that started to pour into my underpants. The warmth got wet and it kept coming. My girl still looked in my eyes and smiled. I now realised that she peed on me. For the first time. 
„You like it?“, she asked. 
I wasn’t able to talk properly so I answered with some moaning and grunting. 
She kept peeing through her clothes on my pants and showed me that certain smile that only comes out when she was horny. 
„You wanna taste it?“, she whispered. 
Again, I grunted a kind of yes or so. 
That fantastic lady now got rid of her pissy panties, placed herself over me and let go. The warm nectar hit my face everywhere and I tried to catch as much of her pee as possible. 
In case you didn’t already know it: My little friend downstairs was rocksolid and no blood was left in my brain. 

What a gift I received! Of course we finished it off with a perfect fuck and I was in heaven. 
I definitely was prepared for hospital now.
Hope you enjoyed it and sorry for my bumpy English. 

Wow! Your wife is a special woman and this is a wonderful telling of that experience - thank you! I hope you recovered quickly from your broken collarbone.

6 minutes ago, jorel2012 said:

1: Wife opens the door and pees herself while she greets me. Not done yet  

2: Wife pees in the cinema. Not done yet

3: Wife pees while on a MTB ride. Done

4: Wife pees while cooking. Done 

5: Wife pees in my car. Not done yet

6: I pee in her pussy or anus. Not done yet (wife doesn't want it).

7: Wife pees while lying next to me. Done 

8: Wife wets herself in my workshop while I'm repairing sth. Done

 9: Wife suddenly starts peeing when I’m in her pants fingering her to make her horny. Done 

10: Wife pees on me while I’m asleep. Didn’t know that’s a thing but it’s a great feeling experiencing it. Done

Wow! I love the ones you've done - you lucky guy!

Watching this made me smile ... and laugh out loud ... this morning

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b086tw3q/bob-monkhouse-the-last-stand 

A couple of examples from early on in the routine: 

"I'm feeling my age recently. I haven't got one of those walk-in baths yet, but my bed does have something that gradually brings you to an upright position. Viagra."

"When I stay in a hotel room, it's my domain. I can sleep in the nude. So I'm lying there on my bed, naked, and the chambermaid walks in .... finally. But there's nothing wrong with sleeping in the nude. Well, perhaps you shouldn't do it on those long flights."

44 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

the noise I was hearing was the pickup being forced down into the groove.  So that's now back where it should be and all is sweet.  

Less damage to the precious vinyl now too 🙂

47 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

It would be more polite to ask you first 😊

It was probably a complete accident of course, but even so, a little more care would have been nice. But the emotional response is the interesting thing here I reckon

5 hours ago, Sensual said:

hmm, i'm confused! took a shower at the gym this evening, guy next to me turned around, peeing on my thigh. turned me on, although i ran away! is this normal?

Difficult to say? Normal for you? How often does it happen? 😉 

But it doesn't matter really ... Finding out that specific things turn you on is quite fun ultimately 🙂

@LovesToWet has pointed me in the direction of this amazing girl. Her short videos really do it for me! Pic as an example

https://twitter.com/petitefetish_

A few of us Yorkshire people here ... including ex-pats 🙂 Have a great time exploring the site!

1 hour ago, Ozabot said:

Delightful! And by the way, if you like her - and I very much do - you can see the divine Eva Elfie failing to drink a glass of wine, and the see-through consequences, in a short video here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kCZlvmw2wNo

Wow! That's magnificent! Thanks for sharing 🙂 

2 hours ago, will64 said:

Loving the vintage pics @will64 🙂 

Wonderful!

54 minutes ago, LovesToWet said:

Just been for my 1st run since June. Took it really steady and only did a short run as I didn't know how my knee would hold up. Luckily it was OK so hopefully more runs to come

Excellent news! Well done 🙂

Just now, Sophie said:

You can never have enough toys! Or so I have been told...

Haha! Fair point.

2 minutes ago, Sophie said:

Is that a double ender on the right?!

Looks like it! BTW, does a girl really need three sets of anal beads?

4 minutes ago, Sophie said:

PeeFans maths

30 miles + 1 flapjack + 1 bottle of water - 2 full bladders + 1 pint of chocolate milk = 1 very happy Sophie.

I've been itching to get out for a ride since before Christmas but the weather has been terrible, either wet or windy. It wasn't too bad today so I went out along my usual long route. A nice little solo ride for some me time. Music playing on my bone conducting earphones, new cycling glasses (they work AMAZING), and just taking in the sights, sounds and smells. With it being a Sunday the roads were really quiet too which was lovely.

I managed to squeeze in two outdoor wees which was the cherry on top! Perfect end to the year.

Sounds pretty perfect @Sophie 🙂